Pacific Coast News
Dear Everyone,
I'm out of town on a "working vacation" from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I'm using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Here's former "Bachelor" Andy Baldwin and his ex-fiancée Tessa Horst to start. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.
Love,
Nick
More Tessa Horst bikini pics after the jump...
For the three of you that don't want to know who wins this season of the The Bachelor, skip this story (Editor's Note: 4 viewers last episode. Rating skyrocket 33%!). The rest of you may continue.
Naval officer Andy Baldwin has narrowed the field of women down to three lucky ladies, but one contestant, Tessa, 26, a social worker from San Francisco, had a few drinks the other night and spilled the beans to a Page Six spy. Tessa admitted she has won the competition and Baldwin's heart. "Apparently he proposes and she declines, but they are still very much together." A rep for the show didn't return calls. (Source)
In other surprising news, people are still watching The Bachelor.
NOTE: "2001 called. It wants one of its popular TV shows back" is also an acceptable response to the above story
