Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour in Barbados in 2005
I'm not gay or anything but I'm seriously considering dating Simon Cowell. Cowell gave his ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour $9 million after she broke up with him last month. The couple dated for six years and split under amicable terms. Cowell's rep told Life & Style:
"Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it. Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn't going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it."According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, "I don't want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me." As for the pile of money Seymour reportedly received: a rep for Cowell says, "this isn't the kind of thing he usually comments about." (Source)
Simon's doing it wrong. Isn't the whole point of not marrying your girlfriend so that when you break up you won't have to pay her for time served? If Simon really wanted to pay someone for fucking him without having to worry about commitment, a better option probably would have been the Mustang Ranch . . . or organized religion.
