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Joanna Krupa has a dirty mouth
Über-hot Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa is one of the celebrities featured on the upcoming show The Superstars, described by ABC as "eight athletes and celebrities teaming up to compete for the title of The Superstars champion by competing in varying sporting events." And here's a behind-the-scenes clip of Joanna behaving rather, ahem, "unladylike." I don't want to spoil the surprise and tell you what happens, but I will say this: After watching the clip, I'm 99% certain that she learned English from Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas.
Terrence Kiel
San Diego Chargers safety Terrence Kiel was arrested on two counts of transporting a controlled substance and three counts of possession for sale of a controlled substance.
Kiel admitted to shipping at least two parcels of prescription cough syrup to Texas, DEA officials said Wednesday, a day after the player was arrested at team headquarters. While Kiel did not tell the DEA his motive, the agency in Texas has found widespread abuse of codeine-based cough syrup mixed with soft drinks or drugs and referred to as "lean," said John S. Fernandes, the special agent in charge of the San Diego office. A pint bottle of "lean" can cost between $200 and $325 on the street, he said.
Another promising career ruined by the 'ryp. Oh cruel cough syrup, how I hate thee. How many young lives must you claim!
In other news, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens tried to kill himself, or maybe he didn't:
[Owens] was rushed to a Dallas hospital Tuesday night to be treated for what police initially described as a suicide attempt using prescription medication. He returned for a light workout Wednesday afternoon at the team’s Valley Ranch practice facility, less than two hours after being discharged from Baylor university Medical Center in Dallas. He explained at a news conference that he had been rendered incoherent by a combination of painkillers and herbal supplements, but said emphatically, “There was no suicide attempt.”
See folks. All just a big misunderstanding. Like the time my friend Jack fell off that bridge. With his wrists cut.
[WENN]
