Teri Hatcher leaving a pilates class in Studio City (8/17)
Did you know Teri Hatcher once had sex with Andrew Dice Clay? Neither did I. But she did. It's true. Don't even try and act like she didn't. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
“Desperate Housewives” star Teri Hatcher is not happy Andrew Dice Clay is trying to sell a book deal largely based on tales of the brief fling he had with the actress when they filmed the forgettable “Brain Smasher” back in 1993. Along with that flick, Hatcher had hoped everyone also had forgotten about that bad mistake she made — and is irked that a Clay memoir would bring it back up.
Can you really blame Teri for being "irked" about this story? The fact that she slept with Andrew Dice Clay in 1993 is embarrassing. Of course, it's not embarrassing because he was an overweight, balding misogynist. It's embarrassing because he was really only famous in the '80s. Sleeping with him in 1993 is like sleeping with Dave Coulier yesterday.
Shameful.
*10 Teri Hatcher pictures total in the gallery:
Teri Hatcher and her daughter Emerson Rose in West Hollywood (6/4)
So um, yeah, Teri Hatcher's 13-year-old daughter looks like that . . . the terms of my probation prevent me from saying anything further.
*20 Teri Hatcher pictures total in the gallery:
Teri Hatcher at Cafe Midi in L.A. (2/4)
+ Sucks.
Iron Eagle is one my favorite 80s cheesy action movies, too [
PopEater]
+
Sandra Bullock's husband has really gone to hell [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Alicia Keys ass in a bikini [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ I don't take sex advice from virgins [
DailyFill]
+
Back to the Future sex scenes [
College Humor]
+ Rihanna riding a mechanical bull [
A Socialite's Life]
+ I've got a secret . . . in my pants [
Double Viking]
+ Check out the ass Verne Troyer is getting [
Holy Taco]
+ She should look in my pants [
I'm Not Obsessed]
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Teri Hatcher at the 2009 Nautica Malibu Triathlon (9/13)
A sport that combines a sports bra, bikini bottoms, photographers, and Teri Hatcher. Welcome to my personal hell.
Teri HatcherTeri Hatcher in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (Jan. 2006)