Taylor Swift


Taylor Swift shopping in Beverly Hills (4/19)

Is it just me, or does Taylor Swift's ass belong on the side of a milk carton. Where did it go? Will it ever be recovered and be reunited with its owner? Why isn't John Walsh holding a press conference about this?

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Taylor Swift at the iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Forum in L.A. (4/4)

+ Gwen Stefani panty flash [The Superficial]

+ Sometimes you just can't overcome stupid [badSENTINEL]
+ Paris Jackson is legal [ICYDK]
+ Keke Palmer no bra in a see-through lace dress (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ A tribute to the hotness of Selena Gomez [Caveman Circus]

+ Justin Bieber has dreads now. Yeesh. [Dlisted]
+ 12 Bikini-Clad GIFs of Beach Bunnies [Linkiest]
+ Vanessa Hudgens looking cute [moejackson]
+ 10 Awesome Comedy Trailers Recut as Horror Movies [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kelly Rohrbach wins

*30 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift iHeartRadio Sideboob 1
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Taylor Swift's bikini butt

Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Calvin Harris just hit a year earlier this month, so here they are celebrating in The Bahamas this week -- or rather here's Calvin taking a picture of Taylor in a bikini. Taylor may be annoying as shit, but I'll be damned if she doesn't have a ridiculously-nice body. "Your girlfriend is going to be obsessed with cats and write an annoying song about you when you break up making it seem like everything is your fault even though it is she who is the emotionally-empty one, but she'll also be able to crack a walnut in her ass." God has a cruel sense of humor sometimes.

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  • Taylor Swift Calvin Harris Vacation 1
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Taylor Swift at the 58th Annual Grammy Awards at The Staples Center in L.A. (2/15)

In case you missed it, the Grammys went down last night in Los Angeles. All the big names were there including John Jenkins, Alabama Funk Collective, AURORAL, and other people I just completely made up. Record of the Year went to Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars for Uptown Funk. New Artist of the Year was won by Meghan Trainor. Taylor Swift and her half of a dress was the big winner on the night, taking home three awards, including Album of the Year for 1989. Her acceptance speech:
"I want to say to all the young women out there: There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame," Swift said while she accepted the award for her album "1989". "But if you just focus on the work and you don't let those people sidetrack you, someday when you get where you're going, you'll look around and you will know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there. And that will be the greatest feeling in the world. Thank you for this moment."
Really? Is that a big problem nowadays? Women are becoming successful but others are taking the credit for that success? Or is that just Taylor Swift -- pissed that Kanye West said he made "the bitch famous" -- taking a thinly-veiled shot at him wrapped in the guise of offering young women advice because, hey, Taylor is all about helping the youth. #girlsquad Amiright? Thanks, Taylor. That advice has impacted literally tens of zeroes of young girls worldwide. Next time submit a request to your management team to go off-script and call Kanye out by name.

*30 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Grammy Upskirt Dress 1
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Taylor Swift's new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Berlin, Germany (12/18)

Here's Taylor Swift's new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Berlin. Particularly impressive is the absolute lack of any personality whatsoever. So authentic.

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  • Taylor Swift Wax Personality 1
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Taylor Swift leaving Katsuya in West Hollywood (6/10)

Someone is allegedly shopping an "intimate" picture of Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Calvin Harris. Radar turned them down, presumably because they don't want to have to buy Taylor a new G650:
...a source close to the star's inner circle is threatening to tarnish her squeaky-clean reputation -- by selling a sexy photo of Swift with her boyfriend, Calvin Harris!

The insider obtained the photo and approached RadarOnline.com offering to sell. While Radar has refused to purchase the intimate pic, it is steamy, and was certainly not meant for public eyes.
An intimate picture of Taylor and Calvin? They're sacrificing a puppy, aren't they? That's pretty damn intimate. I knew Taylor was the antichrist. If her and Gwyneth Paltrow ever come face to face, it's all over folks. We're talking red sky type of shit. Stock up on the nonperishables.

*10 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Nude Photo for Sale 1
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Selena Gomez and Taylor swift heading to Ago Restaurant in West Hollywood (6/16)

Note to Selena Gomez: If people are calling you fat for putting on 10 pounds, best not to wear skin-tight clothing and be photographed next to Taylor Swift. Even The Rock thinks that chick works out too much.

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  • Selena Gomez Taylor Swift Ago Restaurant 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 27

Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Calvin Harris on a date in New York (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving CVS in Malibu (pics start here)

Shannon Tweed leaving a dry cleaners in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum and her boyfriend Sam Esmail shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and her daughter Ava Phillippe shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and family arriving at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend Paige Butcher leaving Starbucks in Bel-Air (pics start here)

Elle Fanning out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving Starbucks in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Denise Richards leaving the Beverly Glen Market in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Adam Sandler playing softball at a park in Malibu (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Calvin Harris Date Night 1
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Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid out for a hike in L.A. (5/10)

*35 Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Gigi Hadid BFF Hike 1
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Taylor Swift on her way to lunch at A.O.C. in Beverly Hills (3/10)

Taylor Swift has allegedly insured her legs for $40 million. Cuz, you know, legs. They're pretty useful for doing stuff. From the National Enquirer:
"It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Taylor wouldn't be able to give her signature stage performances," a source said. "Her $200 million career would be in big trouble."

"If anything happened to her legs, Taylor wouldn't be able to give her dynamic, signature stage performances," said the source. "She wants [the paperwork] sorted out before her world tour starts in May."
This has publicity stunt written all over it. It'd be like if I insured my dick for $40 million just to generate some buzz and get laid. It's so transparent. Besides, I've checked, and no insurer is willing to go over $20 million. For the hog I'm packing? Not worth it.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Taylor Swift is covered if she ever goes full Oscar Pistorius

*20 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Insured Legs 1
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