Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 13
Lady Gaga leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Minka Kelly leaving a sushi restaurant in Hollywood (pics start here)
Isla Fisher leaving Starbucks in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Elle Fanning leaving a pharmacy in L.A. (pics start here)
Jennifer Lopez filming Shades of Blue at Manhattan's Overthrow Boxing Club (pics start here)
Sharon Stone arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
Jenna Dewan leaving a yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)
Nick Cannon arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
Zooey Deschanel and Hannah Simone filming New Girl in downtown L.A. (pics start here)
Kaley Cuoco filming a skit for Jimmy Kimmel Live! at ABC studios in Hollywood (pics start here)
Bella Hadid leaving her sister Gigi Hadid's apartment in New York (pics start here)
Model Lauren Scruggs shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)
*101 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Karlie Kloss out and about in Soho, New York (9/9)
Some people probably think it's a little weird that Karlie Kloss now looks exactly like her BFF/secret love interest Taylor Swift, but I . . . no, wait a minute . . . yeah, that's fucking weird.
*15 Karlie Kloss pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston, in happier times
Hiddleswift is no more. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up. A source tells US Weekly that it was Taylor who dumped Tom, not the other way around, which makes sense because Taylor has a private jet and you don't dump chicks with private jets:
"She was the one to put the brakes on the relationship," a source close to the couple tells Us. "Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with. Taylor knew the backlash that comes with public displays of affection but Tom didn't listen to her concerns when she brought them up." Now that they've split, the source says, Hiddleston is "embarrassed that the relationship fizzled out."For those keeping score at home, Taylor and Tom dated for roughly three months. In related news, the three month mark in a relationship is when it becomes almost impossible to hide the fact that you have a secret penis. Coincidence or conspiracy?
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Taylor Swift dumps really really white guy so she can start dating another really really white guy
*10 Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift leaving a gym in New York (8/27)
Did Taylor Swift get a new purse? Or perhaps she defied critics claiming she couldn't possibly be more white by whitening her teeth? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Taylor Swift fires her staff cameltoe checker
*30 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston in Suffolk, UK (6/26)
Tom Hiddleston ain't no fool. Taylor Swift is the butter to his bread. That's an easy thing to say when your girlfriend made $170 MILLION DOLLARS in the past year. A friend of the actors told the National Enquirer:
"Once they have kids, he will be a stay-at-home dad she will bring home the bacon. I'm sure he will make the occasional film...but when your wife earns that amount of money, why even bother working?" (Print Edition - August 1)So basically Taylor is a winning Powerball ticket and Tom is a 78-year-old grandpa from Paducah, Kentucky. Because 78-year-old grandpas from Paducah, Kentucky always fucking win Powerball. Cheaters.
*15 Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston pictures total in the gallery:
The director of Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video, Joseph Kahn, is officially my new favorite person is the world. After Kim Kardashian posted a recording yesterday of Taylor giving the OK to Kanye West to mention her in one of his songs (catching Taylor in a lie about what she said after the fact and causing the entire free internet to take a collective dump on her), Joseph went OFF on the Kardashians and their dead dad. I'll never be able to see Taylor Swift and not think of Nicole Brown Simpson again. A sampling:
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston arriving on a flight at LAX airport (7/6)
No surprise here, but Taylor Swift's new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston is already over the whole "living your life through carefully-tailored Instagram pictures" thing that she's so good at. Run, Tom! Run before you become her next album! From Page Six:
Sources tell us that Taylor Swift is a "clingy girlfriend" and she initiated all the photo-ready displays of affection at her July Fourth extravaganza. The snaps show the pair frolicking in the sea and on the beach. Our spy even noticed a camera-fatigued Hiddleston sneaking off for a beer with some guys.What the hell did this guy think he was getting with Taylor Swift? A relaxing night at home with pizza, a sixer of double IPA, and a blow job by the fireplace? Sorry dude, you're going to one of those stupid pottery studios, you're painting a god damn jar, Taylor's posting pictures of it on Instagram, and you're gonna like it. This is your new reality.
"He seems to get tired of the endless Instagram photo opps after, like, the third hour in the water," sniffed an insider.
*20 Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris in New York last May
Sorry for you Third Reich enthusiasts that were dreaming of a Taylor Swift-Calvin Harris Aryan dream baby. They split up last week. From E!:
E! News has confirmed through multiple sources that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris (real name Adam Wiles) have broken up after dating for almost a year and a half. "This all happened last week," a source tells us.Now that's Taylor's single, what's next for her? . . . I hear Johnny Depp is available. Just think of the song possibilities for her next album if they start dating!:
"Taylor and Adam had no big blowout fight, but the romance just was not there anymore for them. Adam is the one that ended it. It was all done in a very mature fashion. Taylor is pretty upset but they are still in communication. Taylor was there for Adam with his accident and supportive."
The duo's breakup comes shortly after the music producer suffered from a car accident, causing him to cancel a few shows.
1. Restraining Order on My Heart, and You
2. You Wouldn't Hit Me if You Didn't Love Me
3. Assault on My Heart and Face
4. True Love Equals Bruises
5. Dial 911 to Reach my Heart
6. Closed Hand, Open Heart
I smell another #1 album.
*20 Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift shopping in Beverly Hills (4/19)
Is it just me, or does Taylor Swift's ass belong on the side of a milk carton. Where did it go? Will it ever be recovered and be reunited with its owner? Why isn't John Walsh holding a press conference about this?
*20 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery: