Taylor Swift


Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston in Suffolk, UK (6/26)

Tom Hiddleston ain't no fool. Taylor Swift is the butter to his bread. That's an easy thing to say when your girlfriend made $170 MILLION DOLLARS in the past year. A friend of the actors told the National Enquirer:
"Once they have kids, he will be a stay-at-home dad she will bring home the bacon. I'm sure he will make the occasional film...but when your wife earns that amount of money, why even bother working?" (Print Edition - August 1)
So basically Taylor is a winning Powerball ticket and Tom is a 78-year-old grandpa from Paducah, Kentucky. Because 78-year-old grandpas from Paducah, Kentucky always fucking win Powerball. Cheaters.

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Taylor Swift leaving Body by Simone gym in New York (8/9)

Did Taylor Swift get new sunglasses? Or perhaps she purchased her soul back from Lucifer himself? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

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The director of Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video, Joseph Kahn, is officially my new favorite person is the world. After Kim Kardashian posted a recording yesterday of Taylor giving the OK to Kanye West to mention her in one of his songs (catching Taylor in a lie about what she said after the fact and causing the entire free internet to take a collective dump on her), Joseph went OFF on the Kardashians and their dead dad. I'll never be able to see Taylor Swift and not think of Nicole Brown Simpson again. A sampling:

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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston arriving on a flight at LAX airport (7/6)

No surprise here, but Taylor Swift's new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston is already over the whole "living your life through carefully-tailored Instagram pictures" thing that she's so good at. Run, Tom! Run before you become her next album! From Page Six:
Sources tell us that Taylor Swift is a "clingy girlfriend" and she initiated all the photo-ready displays of affection at her July Fourth extravaganza. The snaps show the pair frolicking in the sea and on the beach. Our spy even noticed a camera-fatigued Hiddleston sneaking off for a beer with some guys.

"He seems to get tired of the endless Instagram photo opps after, like, the third hour in the water," sniffed an insider.
What the hell did this guy think he was getting with Taylor Swift? A relaxing night at home with pizza, a sixer of double IPA, and a blow job by the fireplace? Sorry dude, you're going to one of those stupid pottery studios, you're painting a god damn jar, Taylor's posting pictures of it on Instagram, and you're gonna like it. This is your new reality.

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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris in New York last May

Sorry for you Third Reich enthusiasts that were dreaming of a Taylor Swift-Calvin Harris Aryan dream baby. They split up last week. From E!:
E! News has confirmed through multiple sources that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris (real name Adam Wiles) have broken up after dating for almost a year and a half. "This all happened last week," a source tells us.

"Taylor and Adam had no big blowout fight, but the romance just was not there anymore for them. Adam is the one that ended it. It was all done in a very mature fashion. Taylor is pretty upset but they are still in communication. Taylor was there for Adam with his accident and supportive."

The duo's breakup comes shortly after the music producer suffered from a car accident, causing him to cancel a few shows.
Now that's Taylor's single, what's next for her? . . . I hear Johnny Depp is available. Just think of the song possibilities for her next album if they start dating!:

1. Restraining Order on My Heart, and You
2. You Wouldn't Hit Me if You Didn't Love Me
3. Assault on My Heart and Face
4. True Love Equals Bruises
5. Dial 911 to Reach my Heart
6. Closed Hand, Open Heart

I smell another #1 album.

*20 Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Calvin Harris Split Up 1
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Taylor Swift shopping in Beverly Hills (4/19)

Is it just me, or does Taylor Swift's ass belong on the side of a milk carton. Where did it go? Will it ever be recovered and be reunited with its owner? Why isn't John Walsh holding a press conference about this?

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Taylor Swift at the iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Forum in L.A. (4/4)

+ Gwen Stefani panty flash [The Superficial]

+ Sometimes you just can't overcome stupid [badSENTINEL]
+ Paris Jackson is legal [ICYDK]
+ Keke Palmer no bra in a see-through lace dress (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ A tribute to the hotness of Selena Gomez [Caveman Circus]

+ Justin Bieber has dreads now. Yeesh. [Dlisted]
+ 12 Bikini-Clad GIFs of Beach Bunnies [Linkiest]
+ Vanessa Hudgens looking cute [moejackson]
+ 10 Awesome Comedy Trailers Recut as Horror Movies [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kelly Rohrbach wins

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Taylor Swift's bikini butt

Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Calvin Harris just hit a year earlier this month, so here they are celebrating in The Bahamas this week -- or rather here's Calvin taking a picture of Taylor in a bikini. Taylor may be annoying as shit, but I'll be damned if she doesn't have a ridiculously-nice body. "Your girlfriend is going to be obsessed with cats and write an annoying song about you when you break up making it seem like everything is your fault even though it is she who is the emotionally-empty one, but she'll also be able to crack a walnut in her ass." God has a cruel sense of humor sometimes.

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Taylor Swift at the 58th Annual Grammy Awards at The Staples Center in L.A. (2/15)

In case you missed it, the Grammys went down last night in Los Angeles. All the big names were there including John Jenkins, Alabama Funk Collective, AURORAL, and other people I just completely made up. Record of the Year went to Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars for Uptown Funk. New Artist of the Year was won by Meghan Trainor. Taylor Swift and her half of a dress was the big winner on the night, taking home three awards, including Album of the Year for 1989. Her acceptance speech:
"I want to say to all the young women out there: There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame," Swift said while she accepted the award for her album "1989". "But if you just focus on the work and you don't let those people sidetrack you, someday when you get where you're going, you'll look around and you will know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there. And that will be the greatest feeling in the world. Thank you for this moment."
Really? Is that a big problem nowadays? Women are becoming successful but others are taking the credit for that success? Or is that just Taylor Swift -- pissed that Kanye West said he made "the bitch famous" -- taking a thinly-veiled shot at him wrapped in the guise of offering young women advice because, hey, Taylor is all about helping the youth. #girlsquad Amiright? Thanks, Taylor. That advice has impacted literally tens of zeroes of young girls worldwide. Next time submit a request to your management team to go off-script and call Kanye out by name.

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  • Taylor Swift Grammy Upskirt Dress 1
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Taylor Swift's new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Berlin, Germany (12/18)

Here's Taylor Swift's new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Berlin. Particularly impressive is the absolute lack of any personality whatsoever. So authentic.

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