Taylor Swift


Taylor Swift at a gym in New York (4/13)

I just wanted to give Taylor Swift some props here for a second. She has excellent form when she exercises. But Taylor, you have to make sure that you're drinking enough water through the day. I've noticed through my binoculars that when you first get up in the morning, you usually only take a few sips of water from the glass on your nightstand. You really should be drinking the entire glass as the body tends to get dehydrated through the night (especially with all the tossing and turning you do lol). You can thank me for the tip later with a restraining order!

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  • Taylor Swift Gym Body 1
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 14

Taylor Swift out and about in New York (pics start here)

Louis C.K. walking his daughters home from school in New York (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (pics start here)

Kelly Ripa out and about in New York (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried and her boyfriend Justin Long out for a run in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Hilary Duff at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (pics start here)

Jessica Biel out and about in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis walking their dog in New York (pics start here)

Daryl Hannah out and about in Malibu (pics start here)

Ashley Benson shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (pics start here)

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Taylor Swift shopping in New York (4/9)

Despite what it looks like, that's Taylor Swift not actually on the set of a shampoo commercial yesterday in New York. WENN says she's shopping for an apartment. Oh yeah, of course. Milk, eggs, bread, an apartment. It's all the same when you're a 24-year-old KAJILLIONAIRE AND YOUR LIFE IS AWESOME. Seriously, fuck this chick.

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  • Taylor Swift Strut 1
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Taylor Swift shopping in New York (4/5)

While shopping in New York late last week, Taylor Swift had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction when her shirt popped open and you could see her bra. I know what you're thinking: "So, it's just a bra." True, but Taylor Swift is about as white bread as celebrities come. Seeing her bra is a big deal. It's pretty much like any other celebrity showing full on labia.

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  • Taylor Swift Wardrobe Malfunction 1
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Taylor Swift arriving at Ballet Bodies in Beverly Hills (3/6)

Taylor Swift has been spending a lot of time lately at Ballet Bodies, a ballet-focused fitness studio in Beverly Hills. Because it works. Good fucking lord does it work. I think maybe she should live there.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, February 13

Taylor Swift arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Blake Lively leaving the Michael Kors show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland out and about in New York (pics start here)

French singer Maude filming a music video at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

January Jones out for lunch in Brentwood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale at a gas station in Studio City (pics start here)

Mariah Carey leaving MTV Studios in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Ciara leaving Bel Bambini in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Malin Akerman at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

Mary Lynn Rajskub on the set of 24 in London (pics start here)

Naya Rivera leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Michael Buble with his wife Luisana Lopilato at Disneyland in Anaheim (pics start here)

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  • Taylor Swift Sweater Puppies 1
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Taylor Swift arriving for ballet class in L.A. (1/1)

Taylor Swift really wants to hook up with English actor Douglas Booth. As for Douglas? Not so much. Taylor wanted to jump his bones at a party at Soho House in West Hollywood last month, but Douglas wanted no part of it. From the New York Daily News:
"Taylor kept on making an effort to flirt with Douglas, but he gave her the cold shoulder and was extremely dismissive towards her," says our insider. "She would get a drink and then approach him; she would chat with [actress] Hailee Steinfeld and then re-approach him; she was even trying to chat him up near the flowers on display. It was all very funny for those of us watching," says our snitch.

But it was to no avail. Our spies say Swift looked dejected at his lack of interest and was overheard in the ladies' room telling Steinfeld about her disappointment.

"Taylor and Hailee were chatting about Douglas while they all touched up their makeup," says our source. "Taylor was whining and complaining about his aloofness toward her. She looked like an animal circling its prey, when she tried to get his attention."
Sure, we can all agree that Taylor Swift comes on too strong sometimes, but the kid has another song to write and she has her sights set on an unknown actor to be her muse. I'd consider it an honor to be the tool of the hour in Taylor's next video, but then again, I am all that is manly, unlike the girly-boy from across the pond who will be forgotten by springtime. See how this works, Doug? You're a nobody in America, so letting someone like Taylor hump, dump, and lyrically eviscerate you can really give your nothing career the boost that it needs. Taylor needs to finish her next album and you need to get a foothold in Hollywood, so get in there and plow that stalker for all you're worth -- believe me when I tell you that nothing beats a rape shower in a 5-star hotel.

*10 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Man Problems 1
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Jessica Hart did not get fired

The New York Post's Richard Johnson reported last week that Victoria's Secret shitcanned Jessica Hart over her Taylor Swift comments, but the New York Daily News reports that that's not the case. New York tabloid fight!:
"There is no truth to the rumors that Jessica Hart has been fired or that she will no longer work with the brand," said Ed Razek, President and Chief Marketing Officer of VS. "As you will see, she was a great part of our show and we look forward to continuing to work with her. As previously reported, we at Victoria's Secret and all those involved, including Jessica Hart, were thrilled to have Taylor be a part of the show. We look forward to sharing her performances next week during the television special."

Hart will also be at a screening with the other Angels on Dec. 10 and will shoot for the company's upcoming catalogs for three days in January.
This Ed Razek guy is also the one who said Victoria's Secret didn't fire Miranda Kerr (for having an affair with Justin Bieber?), but then shortly thereafter Miranda mysteriously "quit" because who wants to make millions of dollars a year for wearing a bikini. So basically, he's full of shit and Victoria's Secret most definitely fired Jessica Hart for talking shit. "Excellent . . . excellent indeed," Taylor Swift muttered to herself as she sat in her dark basement, stroking her hairless cat, with her black coffee and filterless cigarettes at her side.

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Jessica Hart at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York (11/13)

Australian model Jessica Hart says Taylor Swift didn't belong at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last week. Wait, why is she picking a fight with Taylor Swift? That's it . . . SEXY PUDDING WRESTLING FIGHT! From WWD:
Jessica Hart had just arrived from walking the show. "It's just 100 percent fun. Yes, there's a little bit of nerves but that just pumps your adrenaline," she said.

She was asked about Swift. Could she pull it off as a Victoria's Secret model? "No."

Hart was making time until she shimmied to the dance floor. "I think, you know what, god bless her heart. I think she's great," she said. "But, I don't know, to me, she didn't fit. I don't know if I should say that. I think what you find is that for a lot of us, we've been working for 14, 15 years; what it takes to make it here comes from experience and confidence and knowing how to be confident with yourself. I think it comes with age. It's definitely the benchmark of all jobs."
OK, just so I'm clear on what Jessica Hart is saying -- walking 50 feet in underwear, turning around, and walking 50 feet back is hard work? Got it. Look, maybe I'd agree with Jessica if she was talking about just about anyone else, but her beef is with Taylor "God's Favorite Hick" Swift. Don't let the numerous Billboard, Grammy, and Country Music awards she's won blind any of you amateurs to the fact that Taylor is hot enough to be a model (the DNA evidence all over my monitor will testify to that). This critique would also hold more water had it come from one of the Brazilian supermodels and not from a model with a gap in her teeth big enough to park a car in between. Jessica should probably start backtracking, because unlike Taylor, she doesn't have any other talent to fall back on.

*20 Jessica Hart pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Hart Lingerie Runway 1
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Paparazzi photos from Friday, October 25

Taylor Swift leaving a dance studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at the premiere of Canon's Project Imaginat10n Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall in New York (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving Pavilion's in L.A. (pics start here)

A.J. Michalka leaving Japadog in Vancouver (pics start here)

Heidi Klum out and about in Berlin (pics start here)

Michelle Trachtenberg leaving the By George Nail Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Paris Hilton shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Serinda Swan at the Third Annual Pencils of Promise Gala at Guastavino's in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Duff taking her son Luca to a baby class in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Cara Delevingne returning home in London (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend Evan Ross leaving the Vapor Shop in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving Bel Bambini in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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