Taylor Momsen


Taylor Momsen at Day 3 of the Download Festival at Donington Park in Leicestershire, UK (6/12)

Celebslam Presents: "A Hypothetical Conversation Between 17-Year-Old Taylor Momsen and Mitch, an Employee at Home Depot."

Taylor: "Hi, what aisle is the electrical tape on?"

Mitch: "That'd be Aisle 5 ma'am. Are you doing a school project or something?"

Taylor: "No, it's for my nipples."

Mitch: *awkward silence*

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Taylor Momsen at The Roxy last night

Playing the role of the rebellious teen who acts like she's not paid every two weeks by a major record label (Interscope) whose parent company (Vivendi) did $37.3 billion in revenue last year: Taylor Momsen. Take it away E!:
Taylor Momsen is a woman out of her time—how else to explain why she lashed out at all bearers of technology outside the Roxy last night?

"I know this is the modern age and everyone's got cameras and cell phones and video cameras," Momsen told both the paparazzi and camera-wielding fans last night. "But I'd really appreciate it if you'd put that fucking shit down."

"I know it's very cool to videotape and put it on YouTube the next day," she went on. "But, frankly, it completely takes away from the show. I'd thoroughly appreciate it if you'd put that shit down and put your hands in the air…I want everyone's hands in the fucking air."
Who cares about this story, let's talk about how slutty this chick dresses. Look what she wore last night to her gig. And remember, she's only 17. Where does she go from here? When she turns 18, she may just walk around with a dildo sticking out of her.

*15 Taylor Momsen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Momsen Slutty Outfit 1
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Taylor Momsen is hip, edgy, retarded

I've highlighted Taylor Momsen's underage smoking in the past (here and here). Apparently she never got that Nicorette I sent her because on Monday she was seen on the set of Gossip Girl puffing away. And those are unfiltered cigarettes. This chick is hardcore. She's probably on her way to an arm-wrestling tournament.

*15 Taylor Momsen smoking pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Momsen Cigs 1
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Taylor Momsen being all edgy in New York last year

When she's not acting on Gossip Girl and getting lung cancer, 16-year-old Taylor Momsen loves to spend time with her best friend -- a best friend that runs on batteries . . . and no, I'm not talking about a remote control. Unless they make remote-controlled vibrators now. Honestly, I wouldn't put it past the Japanese. They are some crafty sons of bitches. From Styleite (via The Superficial):
Taylor Momsen couldn’t be further from the Little J we used to know and love. She recently sat down for an interview and photoshoot with Disorder Magazine — and we have a feeling she accepted the interview based on the publication’s angsty title.

But then she brought up vibrators “Momsen does swear like a trooper,” interviewer Taylor Glasby writes. “She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.”
A 16-year-old with a vibrator? That's disgusting! The only women that should be using a vibrator are those that are undesirable to straight men  -- like lesbians, Kirstie Alley, and, dear lord, chicks over 30. *shudders*

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  • Taylor Momsen Vibrator 1
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Taylor Momsen of "The Pretty Reckless" performing at the Vans Warped Tour in Carson (6/25)

Q: When a 16-year-old dresses like a 26-year-old slut at her concert, is it a felony to post the pictures?

A: Not if you're in International waters. Hah! Suck on that FBI!

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  • Taylor Momsen Warped Tour Skank 1
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Taylor Momsen is too cool for herself

That's 16-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen walking around New York on Tuesday. Wow, she's got an attitude and a pack of cigarettes. She's so damn edgy. Hey, you know what else is edgy? Lung cancer. I bet no one else at her high school has it.

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  • Taylor Momsen Flip Off 1
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Taylor Momsen walking around the set of Gossip Girl in New York (1/27)

You may not recognize Taylor as 16-year-old vixen Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl. In real life, she plays 16-year-old vixen Taylor Momsen. And when she's not busy doing homework and studying for the PSAT, she enjoys the rich full flavor of Camel Lights. Remember folks, that's Camel Lights, the only cigarette recommended by 9 out of 10 25-year-old lung cancer patients.

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