Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins on the set of Abduction in Pittsburgh
I'm sorry, but unless you're 12 and trying to trick your way into the pants of a hot 13-year-old, the term "promise ring" simply shouldn't be in your vocabulary. From the National Enquirer
Brace yourself, Taylor Swift- if your heart's still tender after your painful bustup with Taylor Lautner: Insiders whisper that he secretly slipped a diamond "promise ring" on the finger of new love Lily Collins, daughter of rocker Phil Collins, at Christmas- pledging his eternal love and "the promise that he'll marry her."
My God, these Hollywood douches are such pussies. What kind of self-respecting man gives a woman a promise ring? Back when men were actually men, when we wanted to let a chick know that she was going to be in our lives forever, we wouldn't get her jewelry. We'd get her drunk, and then an hour later, pregnant.*25 Taylor Lautner pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift and a friend at Pinz Bowling in Studio City
Wait a minute, when did Taylor Swift turn into Paris Hilton? The National Enquirer
claims that she's seeing three dudes right now -- or as Paris calls it: "Thursdays." From the tabloid:
Taylor Swift is racking up boyfriends as fast as she's racking up music awards! The country cutie's latest beau is Glee star Cory Monteith, but The Enquirer has learned that Taylor is three-timing the Canadian actor with exes Taylor Lautner and John Mayer!
"Taylor can't make up her mind about which guy she wants to be with," revealed an insider.
The 20-year-old beauty broke up with wolf-boy Lautner late last year because of their busy schedules, then started seeing Mayer. Taylor, however, tossed him to the curb when her mom Andrea gave John the thumbs down - and that's when she connected with Cory.
"But Taylor is still carrying a torch for Lautner and Mayer - so she's seeing all three guys behind their backs," divulged the insider. "It's out of control!"
Taylor Swift is dead to me. Not because she's running around with three different guys at the same time or being deceitful about it, but because of something much much worse: she swapped bodily fluids
with John Mayer. Any chick who's been with that guy has basically slept with 90% of Hollywood. That means that at some point, Taylor's been with Paris, Lindsay, and Britney -- or as I call them: "The Axis of STD." I'm sorry, but If I wanted my dick to turn 10 different colors, I'd just find 10 cheap whores that were wearing different colored lipstick . . . or as Paris Hilton calls it: "The Annual Family Reunion."*20 pics total in the gallery:
Marisa Miller and Taylor Lautner at the DIRECTTV Celebrity Flag Football Game in Miami
Sorry Team Edward, but I'm switching to Team Jacob. Any guy that can appreciate Marisa Miller's ass as much as I do is A-OK in my book.