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Hanson flips off the paparazzi

Hanson is number one

Remember Hanson? They were the three douche bags who sang that god awful "MMMbop" song that made you want to beat up a puppy every time you heard it. Well apparently they're still alive and very angry with the world. That's one of the brothers -- Frank or Bobby I think -- flipping off a paparazzo on Tuesday in Falls Church, Virginia. Damn, how much would it suck to get stuck covering the Hanson beat as a paparazzo? The rest of your friends are taking pictures of Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale and you're stuck taking pictures of the adult Jonas Brothers. I'd rather be a maid for Rosie O'Donnell. "Aw dammit, chocolate and gravy on the sheets again?!"

Hanson is famous

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Remember Hanson? They used to be popular ("MMMBop") and then no one heard from them again. Anyways, it turns out they didn't join that underground militia like I always thought. They were actually seen in Hollywood last night! Damn they've fallen hard. Ten years ago these dudes were causing riots in sold out stadiums. Now they're signing the ankles of fat chicks. It goes without saying that they need to reinvent themselves ... Yes I'm talking about gay porn. Guaranteed ticket to stardom!*

*not a guarantee