Tara Reid

Tara Reid leaving Nikki Beach club in Cannes (5/19)

Like the fantastically-awesome Salma Hayek, Tara Reid was also at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. Unlike the fantastically-awesome Salma Hayek, Tara has an app on her iPhone that sounds an alarm when she's 500 feet from an open bar. I mean, right? She has that, right?

*10 Tara Reid drunk pictures total in the gallery:

Tara Reid looks . . . alive

Here's some remarkably unretouched pics of Tara Reid and her freaky stomach in the June issue of Loaded magazine. Wow, this picture reminds me a lot of the Paleolithic Era. You know, before Photoshop, shirts, and a sense of shame existed.

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Tara Reid out and about in London (4/17)

Tara Reid says we all need to stop talking about her drinking and partying because it's negatively affecting her caree--LOL! I was almost able to type that without laughing. From Contact Music:

Tara Reid admits she hates reports about her partying. The 36-year-old "America Reunion" star used to be a regular in the gossip columns thanks to her love of a good night out, but resents the fact so much attention was paid to her.

Talking about the reports, she said: "Of course I give a shit, because I think it affects you getting other jobs, but I am not going to not go out because people care ... You are human, you have to go out and eat."

"...I think it affects you getting other jobs..." Tara realizes that you can only collect unemployment from one state at a time, right?

*20 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, April 13

Tara Reid leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Belgian model Jade Foret at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Paris Hilton leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at a gas station in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Liv Tyler leaving her hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving Dragon Herbs in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Charlize Theron arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emma Roberts shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Mara and her boyfriend Max Minghella out and about in New York (pics start here)

Michelle Trachtenberg leaving the UTA office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Danny Masterston and Bijou Phillips leaving Fig & Olive restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ryan Phillippe leaving the post office in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*129 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Tara Reid at a photocall for American Reunion at the Ritz Carlton in Berlin (3/29)

Tara Reid says we all need to stop asking her questions about her plastic surgery because, like, almost everyone has had it. Wait, she knows the world is made up of more than just actresses and women who live in Beverly Hills, right? Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

The actress' breast augmentation and lipo-sculpting op, which left her with stomach scars, have always been a talking point in interviews, along with her party-loving past and alcohol issues, but now the 36-year-old insists it's time to move on.

When questioned about her cosmetic work during a recent interview with Australia's News.com.au, she replied, "Can I ask you something? How many women do you know who've had plastic surgery? Almost everyone has. I don't know why it's such a big deal. Yeah, I had it. End of story ... It's annoying. It's as if I'm the only person in the world who's had it. I don’t want to be a poster child for it. I've done a lot more stuff in my life than have plastic surgery."

I love Tara Reid -- she's either an adorably innocent soul or borderline retarded. Of course I'm gonna ask about her horrifying plastic surgery, because that's what Tara knows about. I can't ask pepperoni nips about anything to do with entertainment -- we've all seen her "movies" -- so what's left? Tara's abs look like pictures sent back from the Mars Rover, and what's more interesting than that? Nothing, in my opinion. Tara needs to answer these questions with grace and aplomb, lest these reporters focus on something even more embarrassing: her torrid love affair with Jim, Jack, and Jose.*

*Beam, Daniels, and Cuervo

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 21

Tara Reid leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Naomi Watts working out at a gym in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving her hotel in South Beach, Miami (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving a friend's house in Brentwood (pics start here)

Katy Perry arriving at Berlin Tegel Airport in Germany (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lisa Rinna shopping at Trader Joe's in Studio City (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Chris O'Donnell out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

January Jones leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Emma Roberts out and about in New York (pics start here)

Minka Kelly shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Helen Hunt out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Tara Reid is drunk

Give yourself a gold star if you predicted that Tara Reid would spend the holiday weekend getting drunk. That's Tara above at Cipriani in New York on Saturday. According to Flynet, Tara "managed to have plenty of drinks, chain smoke, refuse to eat and even exchange phone numbers with two men she picked up at the neighboring table." Hopefully one of those two guy's Christmas wish was to bang a former C-list movie star because you know Tara was in a giving mood that night. I bet he even went Santa style and stuck it up her chimney.

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Tara Reid arriving at LAX airport (12/16)

For no good reason [except to make fun of her], here's some pics of Tara Reid arriving at LAX last week. In related news, the Lost and Found department at LAX is definitely missing a fur coat.

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Tara Reid leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (11/12)

I don't know if photoshop trickery is responsible for this or sorcery is afoot, but Tara Reid looked somewhat decent Saturday night leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood. That's right, leaving. And she didn't even look drunk. What in the hell? What kind of bizarro world am I trapped in? What's next, a white president?

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Tara Reid and Zack Kehayov outside BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (9/24)

Tara Reid admitted last week that her quickie wedding to Zack Kehayov in Greece a few months ago "wasn't real." Which is shocking of course . . . Tara Reid can remember things that happened a few months ago? Amazing. From Life & Style:

A close associate of Tara’s tells Life & Style exclusively that the actress believes Zack was only interested in marrying her to attain citizenship in the United States.

"It wasn't legal," the associate of Tara’s exclusively confirms to Life & Style. "They knew they'd need to renew their vows back in the U.S. to make it legal." But it never happened. "Zack was all over Tara to redo the marriage, but she wanted to take her time."

Zack told Tara "he was some sort of wealthy playboy — but he's not. Now Tara thinks Zack may have only married her for a green card."

A sad day for the sanctity of marriage, is it not? Tara, I think you need my help, and I can counsel you if you'd like. When I'm not training for the UFC or picking pockets at Occupy Wall street, you can find me preaching the word at the Lancaster, PA YMCA. I can tell you that there definitely IS someone out there for you, Tara. As a matter of fact, who needs that dirty foreigner? I can think of two people that would absolutely look past your tapioca pudding-like belly or your pepperoni nipples: Jack Daniel and Captain Morgan. They've never left you, and they never will.

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