
Tara Reid bikini pics!
Tara Reid in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)

Rehab Reid in action
Despite her publicist playing coy, I think I finally figured out why Tara Reid checked into rehab for the holidays. Alcohol! From the Chicago Sun Times:
It sounds like incidents in the Chicago area a couple of weeks ago may have triggered Tara Reid's decision to check herself into rehab. The actress' publicist has confirmed that Reid had entered the famed Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, Calif., a facility long popular with celebrities, including Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Lindsay Lohan, and Christian Slater . . . a couple of sources indicate Reid was back to her old ways in our area about 10 days before she checked herself into Promises last Tuesday. While the actress' team says it has absolutely no knowledge of her being in Chicago or Northern Indiana recently, I've learned Reid was partying at both the Horseshoe Casino in Hammond and at the bar area of the Hard Rock Hotel downtown.''She was clearly feeling no pain but didn't do anything outrageous,'' said the BZ spy at the Horseshoe. ''She just seemed like she was having perhaps too good a time with a bunch of friends.''
As for the Hard Rock sighting here in early December, the only ''weird thing'' reported by my source was, ''Tara was showing her little group one of those celebrity magazines -- pointing and laughing about a shot of her in a bikini on some beach. ... What made it weird was ... I think that was part of a spread about bad plastic surgery.'' (Source)
Why is Tara checking herself into a rehab facility for celebrities? Clearly she doesn't qualify. Isn't there some sort of screening process? Her last major role was in the straight-to-DVD-classic Senior Skip Day, rated R by the MPAA for "crude and sexual content, pervasive language, drug and alcohol use -- all involving teens." If that sounds familiar, it's because Tara starred in the same movie in 1999, only it was called American Pie. Hell, Tara's so far down on the D-list these days, I have to blow out all the candles in my room before I even attempt to beat off to her pictures lest I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and break down in tears . . . again. *sigh*

Tara Reid enters rehab
In "five years too late" news, Tara Reid checked into rehab over the weekend. From the Associated Press:
A publicist says Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab. Jack Ketsoyan said Friday that the "American Pie" star went to the Promises Treatment Center. He did not specify what she was being treated for or when she entered the facility."We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time," he said in a statement. (Source)
Since Tara's publicist wouldn't reveal why she checked into rehab, the only right thing to do in this oh-so-private of a situation is throw out wild guesses. I bet it's crossword puzzles. Ohhhh, they can be so addictive!

Tara Reid and Julien Jarmoune leaving Falcon nightclub in Hollywood (9/11)
Is it possible for a body that's been gangraped by Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels to still produce life? I guess we'll find out. Tara Reid wants a baby. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Actress Tara Reid is desperate to start a family, hinting that she is trying for kids with current boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. The pair began dating after setting up Reid's new clothing line together. And she doesn't want to wait to settle down and start a family, telling People magazine, "I'm ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of." (Source)
Tara wants to get pregnant? I don't think she should. After a pregnancy, a woman's stomach is often left with disfiguring stretchmarks that tend to . . . ohhhhh, wait a second. Now I see what she's doing. Having a kid will finally give her an excuse for the way her dilapidated stomach looks. Great idea. Tara's still got one problem though: most infants need a working nipple when they breast feed.

Tara Reid is a lush
Tara Reid can kiss free hotel stays goodbye. In an effort to clean up her image (LOL!!!), Tara dumped her manager Richard Squire last week. The New York Post says:
Reid may not be aware that [Squire] pulled a few tricks to get her free rooms in ritzy resorts around the world, according to one source. "Richard would call and tell us he was working with big celebrities like Paris Hilton or Marcia Cross and would ask for a free suite. Then at the last minute, he would send Tara." (Source)
If Tara really wants to spend the night at upscale hotels for free whenever she travels, her manager doesn't need to pretend she's Paris. She just needs to do what Ms. Hilton does: sleep with the hotel's guests.
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