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Tara Reid at Diddy's 35th birthday party in 2004

I keep pinching myself in the hopes out waking up from this cruel cruel nightmare, but it's not working. I think this is actually happening. Tara Reid's gonna be in Playboy. From In Touch Weekly:
In Touch can exclusively reveal that Tara Reid has stripped down to pose for the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds."
You know how there's a few celebrities out there that aren't considered "traditionally" hot, but you've always kinda wanted to know what they look like naked? Sure they have their flaws, but they usually have something going for them too, be it their huge tits, killer legs, or maybe even their personality. You know who I'm talking about? Well Tara Reid is not in that group. At all. At. All.

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Tara Reid at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany (9/23)

Back in February, Tara Reid said:
"Rehab saved my life. Before, I used to think about tomorrow and I hated it. Now I can’t wait. I realized partying is not what I am anymore. The hardest thing was walking through the door for the first time (and) finally admitting that I had a problem.

"I wasn’t drinking any more than my friends, so I didn’t get it. I’d think, ‘Why am I an alcoholic and she isn’t?’ The truth is, some people can drink, and some can’t. . . . I like alcohol but it didn’t like me. I numbed my feelings. It was no life to live."
And there she is yesterday in Munich at Oktoberfest -- aka "Christmas for Alcoholics." Has rehab ever worked? Why does every celebrity who goes to rehab turn into a bigger alcoholic? It's like prison teaching inmates how to be better criminals. It just seems like a big scam to me. Sorta like paternity testing. "Look, I don't care what your fancy test done by a so-called 'doctor' says, I ain't the father. Now get off my porch woman 'fore I done make you get off!"

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Tara Reid in Miami (July 2007)

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Tara Reid in Miami (July 2007)

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Tara Ried in St. Tropez (7/26)

According to WENN, that's Tara Reid "enjoying her vacation in St. Tropez, France. Tara hung out on a yacht, on the beach and even rode some jet skis." Raise your hand if you're shocked to see the words "Tara Reid" and "yacht" used in the same sentence without the words "kicked off" and "tried to sneak aboard."

NOTE: When you're only 33 and your ass needs not just botox, but gallons of botox, you should just kill yourself.

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Tara Reid in Acapulco, Mexico (Aug. 2007)

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Tara Reid in St. Tropez (July 2006)

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Top 10 Bad Hollywood Boob Jobs

by Dan the Celebman

Nothing makes shallow celebs happier than a stiff injection of saline solution. But just like with Kevin Costner's acting career, things sometimes go horribly wrong.

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  • Thumbnail: 10. Audrina Patridge. The Hills has a lot to answer for. This MTV-produced bucket of rotting fish bait was thrust upon our small screens in 2006. Audrina has probably had breast implants, as they look perkier and significantly larger than they used to. However, we forgive her; any girl’s boobs would droop in the presence of Spencer Pratt.
  • Thumbnail: 9. Jewel. Jewel’s musical career has been declining in recent years. A boob job can usually help fix a performer’s esteem at least for the foreseeable future. Unless that boob job leaves you with some bizarre wrinkles that look like your granny’s forehead when she is frowning as you try to explain to her what bukkake is.
  • Thumbnail: 8. Jenna Jameson. Well it’s no surprise to find Jenna on this list. Jenna’s boobs were once a 32DD and currently come in at a more petite 32C. At one point, her boobs looked like they were made from Play-Doh; You could definitely see Tommy Lee’s handprint there. And a bit of his arm (what do you mean that’s not his arm... oh... Wow!).
  • Thumbnail: 7. Paula Abdul. I think it was just wrong of Simon Cowell to put Paula in a microwave. That’s what he did you know. Look at her. She looks like a prune with all the juice sucked out of her. If she got bitten by a vampire she would just explode like a piñata full of dust. Her boobs look like she uses them to weigh vegetables by hooking a balance on nipple rings. Yuck.
  • Thumbnail: 6. Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox had such a bad boob job that “Vivicas” is now a term used to describe breasts that have hardened breast implants. Really, check the Urban Dictionary. Vivica played a hardened killer in Kill Bill Vol 1. No doubt she put her newfound skills to use by pounding the butcher who shoved an old pair of sandals in her chest cavity.
  • Thumbnail: 5. Donatella Versace. The horror, the horror. She’s making my eyes bleed, please, put me out of my misery.
  • Thumbnail: 4. Pamela Anderson. The queen of the boob job. There was a point when Pammy’s breasts were so large that astronauts could seem them from outer space (or rather the dust that collected on top of them). Her boobs have been chopped up so much that her nipples are practically falling off. Pammy is so plastic that when she dies it will take 1,000 years for her body to decompose.
  • Thumbnail: 3. Victoria Beckham. It was hard not to put Victoria in first place, her boobs are not just bad, they’re actually hilarious. Apparently she had them spaced like that deliberately to remind her of home, specifically, the English Channel. At some points, the English Channel is only 21 miles wide, just a bit slimmer than Overtanned Spice’s cleavage. Seriously, are they boobs or neoplastic benign tumors growing out from her armpits from frying her skin too much?
  • Thumbnail: 2. Tori Spelling. Tori is an evil genius. Bad boob job? Of course, but have you seen her face? We’re all too busy staring at her mammary glands to actually realize that Tori looks like that guy you keep seeing down at the market who has nice legs and boobs, but you are sure he is a guy because of his huge hands and chin (and moustache). And you worry because you keep getting a bit of a chubby when you see him/her. But you also secretly like it. You want the man/woman/beast don’t you? And Tori knows that
  • Thumbnail: 1. Tara Reid. Way to go Tara, not easy to push Tori into 2nd place. Remember Tara in “American Pie”? She was cute, sexy, and incredibly hot. Fast forward 10 years and tell me if you had a choice between Tara Reid and a meat grinder, which you’d take home to introduce to your parents? Tara’s boob job is so nasty that she was once used by NASA to scare away a potential alien invasion. The extra-terrestrials took one look at those Hellish mounds and beat a hasty retreat. She is an all-American hero.

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Tara Reid in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)

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Tara Reid in St. Tropez (July 2007)

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