Tara Reid, um, in a bikini
That's Tara Reid's idea of a sexy bikini picture. She instagrammed it on Friday while visiting her parents' house in Palm Springs for Thanksgiving. Presumably, in a state of confusion, her dad sprayed her with a hose shortly after this pic was taken. "Get off my damn property, you meth head! There's nothing of value for you here!"
*5 Tara Reid bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Tara Reid arriving in Sydney, Australia (11/16)
INF says Tara Reid arrived in Sydney on a private jet yesterday "looking very very skinny and frail," but that's not why I'm posting these pics. I'm posting these pics because fucking Tara Reid flew to Sydney on a private jet. What year is this? Oh shit, I think a horse and buggy just passed by my house.
*30 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 30
Tara Reid leaving E Baldi Ristorante in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Ashley Greene arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Selena Gomez leaving a tanning salon in Encino (pics start here)
Austin Mahone and Kylie Jenner at the Aquafina Flavorsplash Super Bowl XLVIII concert at Bryant Park in New York (pics start here)
Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Jeremy Renner on his to lunch at Cheebo in Hollywood (pics start here)
Emma Roberts shopping in New York (pics start here)
Krysten Ritter hiking at Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here)
Haylie Duff leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Charlize Theron leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)
Jerry Ferrara and his girlfriend Breanne Racano leaving Alfred's Kitchen in L.A. (pics start here)
Sarah Hyland leaving SiriusXM studios in New York (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Tara Reid bikini pics! (Miami - 11/24)
Tara Reid donned her sexiest bikini and hit up the beach yesterday in Miami. It was . . . it was a bad idea. Quick, someone find me a picture of a kitten! *think happy thoughts and this post will be over soon . . . happy thoughts . . . happy thoughts*
*40 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:
Tara Reid hosting a Halloween Party at The Pool At Harrahs in Atlantic City (10/26)
Here's Tara Reid hosting a Halloween party at Harrah's in Atlantic City on Saturday. You heard that right. A publicly-traded company hired Tara Reid to host a party. Gee, what could possibly go wrong . . .
*15 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:
Tara Reid at the premiere of Sharknado in L.A. (8/3)
What kind of maniac would give Tara Reid access to an airport lounge full of free alcohol? From the New York Daily News:
Tara Reid needed a helping hand from a staff member in the Delta lounge at JFK Monday to make her flight. The Sharknado star was on a layover returning to Los Angeles from vacation in Ibiza when she appeared to be too tipsy.Leave Tara alone! LOL, I'm kidding. The only thing I enjoy more than shitting on Tara Reid is shitting on a drunk Tara Reid (which can be a full-time job at this point). Trust me when I tell you that Tara enjoys the reports of her drunken antics -- the fact that she was escorted onto her flight is proof that she's still a celebrity . . . unlike yours truly. The last time I got sloppy drunk at an airport, I was escorted out of Newark/Liberty International and into the Newark Correctional Facility for a brief stay. No need for details, but I will admit that the lice shower was much more beneficial than I thought it'd be. No more itching, baby!
"She had been drinking," according to our source. "They called her several times, but she didn't respond, so when they saw her sitting there they had to help her to her flight." A rep for Reid didn't get back to us.
*20 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:
Tara Reid and her friends John Grimes and Edward Grimes of Jedward on a yacht off Ibiza, Spain (8/24)
I had to do a double-take when I first saw these pictures. Tara Reid . . . on a yacht? She might as well be on the Moon. But then I noticed she was with John and Edward Grimes, two Irish twins who make up the successful pop group Jedward. In other words, they get paychecks all the time. So congratulations, Tara, for having friends that take pity on you.
*30 Tara Reid bikini pictures total in the gallery: