Tara Reid

Tara Reid is drunk

Give yourself a gold star if you predicted that Tara Reid would spend the holiday weekend getting drunk. That's Tara above at Cipriani in New York on Saturday. According to Flynet, Tara "managed to have plenty of drinks, chain smoke, refuse to eat and even exchange phone numbers with two men she picked up at the neighboring table." Hopefully one of those two guy's Christmas wish was to bang a former C-list movie star because you know Tara was in a giving mood that night. I bet he even went Santa style and stuck it up her chimney.

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Tara Reid arriving at LAX airport (12/16)

For no good reason [except to make fun of her], here's some pics of Tara Reid arriving at LAX last week. In related news, the Lost and Found department at LAX is definitely missing a fur coat.

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Tara Reid leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (11/12)

I don't know if photoshop trickery is responsible for this or sorcery is afoot, but Tara Reid looked somewhat decent Saturday night leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood. That's right, leaving. And she didn't even look drunk. What in the hell? What kind of bizarro world am I trapped in? What's next, a white president?

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Tara Reid and Zack Kehayov outside BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (9/24)

Tara Reid admitted last week that her quickie wedding to Zack Kehayov in Greece a few months ago "wasn't real." Which is shocking of course . . . Tara Reid can remember things that happened a few months ago? Amazing. From Life & Style:

A close associate of Tara’s tells Life & Style exclusively that the actress believes Zack was only interested in marrying her to attain citizenship in the United States.

"It wasn't legal," the associate of Tara’s exclusively confirms to Life & Style. "They knew they'd need to renew their vows back in the U.S. to make it legal." But it never happened. "Zack was all over Tara to redo the marriage, but she wanted to take her time."

Zack told Tara "he was some sort of wealthy playboy — but he's not. Now Tara thinks Zack may have only married her for a green card."

A sad day for the sanctity of marriage, is it not? Tara, I think you need my help, and I can counsel you if you'd like. When I'm not training for the UFC or picking pockets at Occupy Wall street, you can find me preaching the word at the Lancaster, PA YMCA. I can tell you that there definitely IS someone out there for you, Tara. As a matter of fact, who needs that dirty foreigner? I can think of two people that would absolutely look past your tapioca pudding-like belly or your pepperoni nipples: Jack Daniel and Captain Morgan. They've never left you, and they never will.

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Tara Reid out and about in London (9/7)

The good news for Tara Reid? She's starring in the new American Reunion movie (the fourth in the American Pie series, due for release next April). The bad news? She's getting paid the lowest of anyone on set. Even the cameramen are probably making more than her. From Too Fab:

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the stars were paid anywhere from $5 million to only $250,000 for returning to the franchise 8 years after their last flick. No surprise here, but the one paid the most was Jason Biggs, who netted $5 million. Seann William Scott, AKA Stifler, was paid the same amount.

Alyson Hannigan and Eugene Levy followed close behind, nabbing $3 million each Stars Chris Klein, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Jennifer Coolidge, Mena Suvari and Shannon Elizabeth were all reportedly in the $500,000-$750,000 range. And the lowest: Tara Reid, who signed on for close to $250,000.

The fact that Tara Reid is getting paid the least amount of money out of the entire cast is pretty pathetic. Even more pathetic? That someone thought Jason Biggs was actually worth $5 million. This dude probably lives in a cardboard box under a bridge right now. If I'd known 10-years-ago that starring in a movie about sticking my dick in a pie would have made me so much money, I would have had someone film it. You know, um, if I ever did that.

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Tara Reid arriving on a flight at LAX airport (9/15)

Anyone know the record for "most times in a row looking drunk in a picture"? Because I'm pretty sure Tara Reid beat it last week. She's like the Hank Aaron of alcoholics. Except that her main talent isn't hitting home runs -- it's not remembering who she had sex with the night before.

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Tara Reid leaving C London restaurant in London (9/5)

After being one of the first "stars" kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother UK house, Tara Reid and her new husband Zack Kehayov stopped by C London restaurant last night for dinner. And drinks. More drinks. And more drinks. And then a Britney Spears-like paparazzi flash as she was getting into the back seat. The back seat? C'mon Tara, you could have driven home. Quit being such a drama queen.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Tara Reid upskirt pics, click any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Tara Reid is in a bikini

As you may or may not have heard, Tara Reid is competing in Celebrity Big Brother UK this season. She entered the house last week with David Hasselhoff's ex-wife Pamela and eight other people I've never heard of. You gotta hand it to the producers -- getting Tara is a major coup. They might as well rename the show "Let's Lock Tara Reid in a House Without Alcohol for a Month and then Watch Her Go Crazy as She Goes Through Withdrawals as Ratings Soar." I mean, are we absolutely sure the Big Brother house this season isn't also a brewery? How the hell is Tara supposed to survive this?

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Tara Reid still looks completely sober

Tara Reid has been tweeting pics all week from her honeymoon with new husband Zack Kehayov. For the above shot (pun absolutely intended), she wrote:

"Happiness"

Wow, Tara's been in Greece for almost two weeks now. I wonder how she was able to get so much time off from her job as a busy actress in Hollywo--LOL! I was almost about to type that without laughing.

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Tara Reid and her new husband Zack Kehayov

Here's the first pic (via Life & Style) from Tara Reid's quickie wedding in Greece to Zack Kehayov over the weekend. I bet Tara cherishes this photo forever. Especially since it's her only memory of actually getting married. I mean, jesus, just look at her face. She hit that open bar harder than Ryan Dunn hit that tree a few months ago.