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Model Petra Nemcova has reportedly broken up with James Blunt after he cheated on her with a string of girls, including Australian TV presenter has reportedly broken up with James Blunt after he cheated on her with a string of girls, including Australian TV presenter Tania Zaetta.

A source told Britain's Mail on Sunday newspaper: "Rumours got back to Petra that James had been partying with loads of gorgeous girls in Ibiza over the summer. They had a huge row during London Fashion Week last month and now it is all over."

According to close friends, the singer is desperate to work things out with Petra, but the 27-year-old model is unsure whether she can trust him again. The source added: "She's agreed to meet him a couple of times to try to work things out but it isn't looking good."

What has become of the world? I used to routinely beat up spindly fellows like James Blunt in high school—now he's cheating on supermodels while I'm languishing at my desk-job wondering if a pen to the neck would hurt more than a pencil. I understand the thing about musicians and women but I've had a few hits*, too, and I don't pull nearly the ass he does. Will someone please pour me a glass of bleach...

*actually they were videos of me singing in my underwear that I posted on YouTube—they got over 50 hits each--kickass!