Bruce Willis has a new woman in his life: 23-year-old Tamara Witmer. The former Playboy Playmate is just five years older than Bruce's daughter Rumer. From today's New York Post:
Poor Bruce Willis. Almost nine years after he and wife Demi Moore split, he just can't seem to find age-appropriate partners ... Witmer, for one, isn't bothered by the age difference. "People expect that," she says. She admits being "a little nervous" when she recently met the "Die Hard" star at L.A.'s Peninsula Hotel. "He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person." (Source)
Yeah, I feel bad for Bruce Willis too. Trying to find a nympho your own age (especially when you're sixty) can be tough ... and disgusting. That's why I tend date the younger ladies. The key is bagging them before they get their learner's permit. After that they just get all independent and shit.
NOTE: Is implied statutory rape ever not funny?
