Suzanne Somers is 62 and I'd still rather bang her than Tara Reid. Hell, banging her would be a privilege, whereas with Tara it'd be a punishment. "Whatever I did that forced your haunted mouth to blow me, I promise I won't ever do it again"
+ Britney Spears' nipples are on tour [CityRag]
+ Madonna has a heart [A Socialite's Life]
+ Rihanna shaved her head [Yeeeah!]
+ A little something for the ladies [popbytes]
I would still do Suzanne Somers. I mean, just look at her. She's 62 damn years old. That's not a typo. 6-2. And it's not like these pics were taken in the 80s. They were taken last month in Hollywood. Holy shit. How must Tara Reid feel after seeing these pics? In car terms, Suzanne's a '64 Ferrari 275 GTB that's been garaged the past 20 years and Tara's a '02 Ford Escort rental car with 700,000 miles on it and a leaky radiator.
Good news for any ladies out there looking for a summer outfit perfect for accidentally flashing your vag at the slightest gust of wind, Suzanne Somers new line of knit dresses is available on flex pay.