Susan Sarandon

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Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon comparing boobs

From Salma Hayke's instagram earlier today:
Salma: "Susan, you are bigger than me!"
Susan Sarandon: "Of course I am..."
#cannes #friends #susansarandon
For the first time in history, it's Salma Hayek in awe of someone else's boobs, and not the other way around. I feel like I'm in Backwards World. What's next, Donald Trump giving the keynote at the Annual Hispanic Chamber of Commerce Convention?


Susan Sarandon at the Women in Motion gala at the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/15)

Is Susan Sarandon the only one with a set of balls in Hollywood? After his son Ronan Farrow's scathing piece in The Hollywood Reporter last week where he reminded everyone at the current Cannes Film Festival that Woody molested his sister, no one has really said anything bad about the director -- especially Blake Lively, who's just reinforcing the point that she's got nothing going on upstairs by gushing over him to the point of embarrassment ("my experience with Woody is he's empowering to women"). Enter Susan Sarandon and her old wrinkly balls. From Variety:
Susan Sarandon slammed Woody Allen at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday.

"I think he sexually assaulted a child and I don't think that's right," Sarandon said during Variety and Kering's Women in Motion talk with Geena Davis. "I have nothing good to say about him. I don't want to go there."
What's fucked up about Hollywood is that Susan thinks Woody sexually assaulted a little girl, but she still went to the premiere of his movie Cafe Society at Cannes (below). Like, what the fuck? Once I found out Bill Cosby hates taking no for an answer when he's horny, I switched from Jell-O Jigglers to the supermarket brand gelatin dessert, even though it's not nearly as jiggly. Sometimes you just gotta take a stand and do what's right.

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Susan Sarandon at the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall in L.A. (1/30)

Just because Susan Sarandon's a smidgen shy of 70 doesn't mean she can't pull a little Sofia Vergara and use her boobs for publicity, too, says Susan Sarandon. Seriously, aren't there cats somewhere that need feeding? Or kids playing on one of her lawns? "Get! Get out of here, you little scallywags!"

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 15

Susan Sarandon at the premiere of The Meddler at the Princess of Wales Theatre during the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)

Kris Jenner and her boyfriend Corey Gamble leaving Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kaley Cuoco leaving yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio running errands in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Kate Hudson on the set of Mother's Day in Atlanta (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Courtney Love leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Hugh Jackman jogging in New York (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

French actress and model Laetitia Casta out and about in New York (pics start here)

Patrick Schwarzenegger heading to lunch at Joan's On Third in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 23

Susan Sarandon at the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at an Obama re-election campaign event at UNLV in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Moran Atias filming The Third Person in Rome (pics start here)

Eva Mendes on the set of Clear History in Rockport, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Winona Ryder on the set of Homefront in New Orleans (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham leaving Industria Studios in New York (pics start here)

Model Lily Aldridge out and about in New York (pics start here)

Taylor Swift leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart running errands in Brentwood (pics start here)

Anna Faris out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Gina Gershon signing copies of her new book My Search for Cleo: How I Found My Pussy and Lost My Mind at Books and Books in Coral Gables, Florida (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at the premiere of The Carrie Diaries at the School of Visual Arts Theatre in New York (pics start here)

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Susan Sarandon at the closing ceremony of the 47th International Film Festival at Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic (7/7)

Susan Sarandon may be 65, but I'll be damned if that commie bitch doesn't still have cans that can stop a Czech videographer dead in his tracks. Well played old lady, well played.

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Susan Sarandon at the "Tribeca Talks Director Series" in New York (4/22)

During a Q&A session at the Tribeca Film Festival on Sunday, Susan Sarandon made the claim that the government is spying on her and has actually tapped her phone. Yes, that Susan Sarandon. The actress. Obama is spying on her. From the Daily Beast:
"We know we were under surveillance," Sarandon said in answer to a question from the audience during a Q&A with Moore. "I've had my phone tapped," she went on, noting that she gleaned the disturbing evidence from two Freedom of Information Act requests. "I was denied a security clearance to go to the White House and I don't know why. Do you know why?"
Yes, because you're a pinko bitch who thinks the government is spying on them. I wouldn't let you into my house either.

Oh, this is fun. Ask me another question.

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Susan Sarandon's a weirdo

You know what the only difference between insanity and eccentricity is? Net worth. If you're rich and do crazy shit, you're eccentric. If you're poor and do crazy shit, you're insane. From Popeater:
Apparently, the tooth fairy doesn't visit Susan Sarandon's house. 'The Lovely Bones' actress has been stepping out at events wearing a rather unusual bracelet crafted from opals, rubies, gold and -- her children's teeth! Yes, you read that right.

She crafted the personalized bracelet from the pearly whites of daughter Eva Amurri and sons Jack Robbins and Miles Robbins. "A friend of mine designed it," she told PopEater as she twirled the bracelet around her wrist.
Susan's wearing a teeth bracelet that was designed by one of her friends? What is he, a witch doctor? Sure, some people wear necklaces made with a shark's tooth, but not teeth from their own progeny. The only way this story of wearing the teeth of her children could have been any more nauseating is if her kids were actually British.

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Susan Sarandon and Lil John at the Bing Bar during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah (1/21)

+ Thank god for this [The Superficial]

+ The biggest celebrity potheads [Celebuzz]
+ Sofia Vergara flashing some ass (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Damn Camilla Belle is sexy [Popoholic]
+ ha ha, you suck Madonna [IDLYITW]

+ Shut the fuck up Natalie Portman! [College Humor]
+ Megan Fox is topless for Armani [Hollywood Tuna]
+ What a hot ass bitch [Caught on Set]
+ I love when sexy models lose weight [moejackson]

+ Gemma Merna is sexy, topless (NSFW) [CityRag]
+ Kim Kardashian's 40 sexiest red carpet poses [Socialite Life]
+ Octomom is being investigated by social services. Shocking. [Yeeeah!]
+ Nintendo disses Justin Bieber [popbytes]

*7 Susan Sarandon and Lil John pictures total in the gallery:

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Susan Sarandon puked on

Susan Sarandon was puked on and actually started laughing about it instead of turning into a fire-breathing, head-tearing-off demon spawn? I'm calling bullshit on this story. From the New York Post:
It was not Susan Sarandon's night at The Box, where throngs of partygoers stayed from late Thursday into the early morning to help the Lower East Side burlesque club ring in its third anniversary. Sarandon, who recently separated from Tim Robbins, got an unpleasant party favor when transsexual performer Rose Wood vomited on stage directly onto the Oscar winner. A witness reports, "She actually handled it very well. She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off."
This story is just full of win. Not only was one of Hollywood's most obnoxious celebrities vomited on, but it happened by a tranny. The only way this story could be any better is if the tranny vomit was somehow made of sulfuric acid and Susan melted like the Wicked Witch of the West. Thankfully, there was a happy ending to this whole incident . . . for the guys that got to towel off Susan's chest.

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