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Tim Robbins is an asshole

That's about the most pleasant Susan can look

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are all for helping the poor and sick . . . except if it means inconveniencing them and their neighborhood. New York's St. Vincent's Hospital wants to tear down their current building on West 12th Street in Greenwich Village and replace it with something larger and more modern. Surprise, surprise, Greenwich residents Sarandon and Robbins want no part of it. A proponent of the development told the New York Post:

"The hospital provides $40 million in care to the indigent every year. Robbins dismissed more than 100 people rallying in support of the hospital - low-income, union workers and veterans of the AIDS crisis - as 'those people out there.' "

Sarandon said in a statement: "Improving the hospital is a great idea. However, this can be accomplished without compromising the neighborhood. St. Vincent's should consider the proposed alternative solutions." (Source)

"Save the planet! Help the less fortunate! Bring health care to the masses! - Just don't do it in my backyard." These two make me more nauseous than that mayonnaise eating contest I entered last year. I love how Hollywood thinks they can tell us how the rest of us should live, but when it comes to changing their own lifestyles for the good of society, they start bitching. If these two really want to save the Earth, I suggest they begin by burying themselves six feet under it.

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Susan Sarandon threatens move to Canada

"I'm better than you."

Susan Sarandon is threatening to leave the United States if John McCain becomes President. She told the Daily Telegraph:

"If McCain gets in, it's going to be very, very dangerous. It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I'll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don't know. We're at an abyss." (Source)

Just once I'd like to see one of these dumb celebrities keep their promise and move to another country. Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, and Robert Altman said the same kind of shit before the 2000 election and guess where they live now? Ohhhh, I bet you'll never guess! That's right, America. Of course those pussies didn't move. No one knows who the fuck they are in those other countries. After a few weeks of not being recognized on the street, they would literally shrivel up and die.

NOTE: I want to see a conservative celebrity say this same type of thing. Like I'd love to see Clint Eastwood come out and say that if Obama wins, he's moving to Iran.