Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon's a weirdo

You know what the only difference between insanity and eccentricity is? Net worth. If you're rich and do crazy shit, you're eccentric. If you're poor and do crazy shit, you're insane. From Popeater:

Apparently, the tooth fairy doesn't visit Susan Sarandon's house. 'The Lovely Bones' actress has been stepping out at events wearing a rather unusual bracelet crafted from opals, rubies, gold and -- her children's teeth! Yes, you read that right.

She crafted the personalized bracelet from the pearly whites of daughter Eva Amurri and sons Jack Robbins and Miles Robbins. "A friend of mine designed it," she told PopEater as she twirled the bracelet around her wrist.

Susan's wearing a teeth bracelet that was designed by one of her friends? What is he, a witch doctor? Sure, some people wear necklaces made with a shark's tooth, but not teeth from their own progeny. The only way this story of wearing the teeth of her children could have been any more nauseating is if her kids were actually British.

*6 Susan Sarandon pictures total in the gallery:

Susan Sarandon and Lil John at the Bing Bar during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah (1/21)

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*7 Susan Sarandon and Lil John pictures total in the gallery:

Susan Sarandon puked on

Susan Sarandon was puked on and actually started laughing about it instead of turning into a fire-breathing, head-tearing-off demon spawn? I'm calling bullshit on this story. From the New York Post:

It was not Susan Sarandon's night at The Box, where throngs of partygoers stayed from late Thursday into the early morning to help the Lower East Side burlesque club ring in its third anniversary. Sarandon, who recently separated from Tim Robbins, got an unpleasant party favor when transsexual performer Rose Wood vomited on stage directly onto the Oscar winner. A witness reports, "She actually handled it very well. She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off."

This story is just full of win. Not only was one of Hollywood's most obnoxious celebrities vomited on, but it happened by a tranny. The only way this story could be any better is if the tranny vomit was somehow made of sulfuric acid and Susan melted like the Wicked Witch of the West. Thankfully, there was a happy ending to this whole incident . . . for the guys that got to towel off Susan's chest.

Susan Sarandon and Tom Robbins in Hollywood last year

After 23 years together, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg -- errr, I mean Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split up. Her rep told People:

"Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer," her rep Teal Cannaday tells PEOPLE in a statement. "No further comments will be made."

The couple met on the set of Bull Durham, and they have two sons together, Jack, 20, and Miles, 17.

Holy shit I can't believe he lasted 23 years with this succubus. I wouldn't last 23 minutes. "Hmmmm, if I hit her over the head with this fireplace poker, I could probably plead it down to manslaughter, and with good behavior, be out in 5 years . . ."

NOTE: Have you ever seen one of those History Channel documentaries about POWs in Vietnam? Veterans are interviewed, emotions are heavy, tears are shed. I'm not gonna lie, it's tough to watch. I think it'd be cool if they made the same type of documentary about the 23 years Tim spent with Susan.