Susan Sarandon


Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 23

Susan Sarandon at the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at an Obama re-election campaign event at UNLV in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Moran Atias filming The Third Person in Rome (pics start here)

Eva Mendes on the set of Clear History in Rockport, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Winona Ryder on the set of Homefront in New Orleans (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham leaving Industria Studios in New York (pics start here)

Model Lily Aldridge out and about in New York (pics start here)

Taylor Swift leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart running errands in Brentwood (pics start here)

Anna Faris out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Gina Gershon signing copies of her new book My Search for Cleo: How I Found My Pussy and Lost My Mind at Books and Books in Coral Gables, Florida (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at the premiere of The Carrie Diaries at the School of Visual Arts Theatre in New York (pics start here)

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Susan Sarandon at the closing ceremony of the 47th International Film Festival at Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic (7/7)

Susan Sarandon may be 65, but I'll be damned if that commie bitch doesn't still have cans that can stop a Czech videographer dead in his tracks. Well played old lady, well played.

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Susan Sarandon at the "Tribeca Talks Director Series" in New York (4/22)

During a Q&A session at the Tribeca Film Festival on Sunday, Susan Sarandon made the claim that the government is spying on her and has actually tapped her phone. Yes, that Susan Sarandon. The actress. Obama is spying on her. From the Daily Beast:
"We know we were under surveillance," Sarandon said in answer to a question from the audience during a Q&A with Moore. "I've had my phone tapped," she went on, noting that she gleaned the disturbing evidence from two Freedom of Information Act requests. "I was denied a security clearance to go to the White House and I don't know why. Do you know why?"
Yes, because you're a pinko bitch who thinks the government is spying on them. I wouldn't let you into my house either.

Oh, this is fun. Ask me another question.

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Susan Sarandon's a weirdo

You know what the only difference between insanity and eccentricity is? Net worth. If you're rich and do crazy shit, you're eccentric. If you're poor and do crazy shit, you're insane. From Popeater:
Apparently, the tooth fairy doesn't visit Susan Sarandon's house. 'The Lovely Bones' actress has been stepping out at events wearing a rather unusual bracelet crafted from opals, rubies, gold and -- her children's teeth! Yes, you read that right.

She crafted the personalized bracelet from the pearly whites of daughter Eva Amurri and sons Jack Robbins and Miles Robbins. "A friend of mine designed it," she told PopEater as she twirled the bracelet around her wrist.
Susan's wearing a teeth bracelet that was designed by one of her friends? What is he, a witch doctor? Sure, some people wear necklaces made with a shark's tooth, but not teeth from their own progeny. The only way this story of wearing the teeth of her children could have been any more nauseating is if her kids were actually British.

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Susan Sarandon and Lil John at the Bing Bar during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah (1/21)

+ Thank god for this [The Superficial]

+ The biggest celebrity potheads [Celebuzz]
+ Sofia Vergara flashing some ass (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Damn Camilla Belle is sexy [Popoholic]
+ ha ha, you suck Madonna [IDLYITW]

+ Shut the fuck up Natalie Portman! [College Humor]
+ Megan Fox is topless for Armani [Hollywood Tuna]
+ What a hot ass bitch [Caught on Set]
+ I love when sexy models lose weight [moejackson]

+ Gemma Merna is sexy, topless (NSFW) [CityRag]
+ Kim Kardashian's 40 sexiest red carpet poses [Socialite Life]
+ Octomom is being investigated by social services. Shocking. [Yeeeah!]
+ Nintendo disses Justin Bieber [popbytes]

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Susan Sarandon puked on

Susan Sarandon was puked on and actually started laughing about it instead of turning into a fire-breathing, head-tearing-off demon spawn? I'm calling bullshit on this story. From the New York Post:
It was not Susan Sarandon's night at The Box, where throngs of partygoers stayed from late Thursday into the early morning to help the Lower East Side burlesque club ring in its third anniversary. Sarandon, who recently separated from Tim Robbins, got an unpleasant party favor when transsexual performer Rose Wood vomited on stage directly onto the Oscar winner. A witness reports, "She actually handled it very well. She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off."
This story is just full of win. Not only was one of Hollywood's most obnoxious celebrities vomited on, but it happened by a tranny. The only way this story could be any better is if the tranny vomit was somehow made of sulfuric acid and Susan melted like the Wicked Witch of the West. Thankfully, there was a happy ending to this whole incident . . . for the guys that got to towel off Susan's chest.

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Susan Sarandon and Tom Robbins in Hollywood last year

After 23 years together, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg -- errr, I mean Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split up. Her rep told People:
"Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer," her rep Teal Cannaday tells PEOPLE in a statement. "No further comments will be made."

The couple met on the set of Bull Durham, and they have two sons together, Jack, 20, and Miles, 17.
Holy shit I can't believe he lasted 23 years with this succubus. I wouldn't last 23 minutes. "Hmmmm, if I hit her over the head with this fireplace poker, I could probably plead it down to manslaughter, and with good behavior, be out in 5 years . . ."

NOTE: Have you ever seen one of those History Channel documentaries about POWs in Vietnam? Veterans are interviewed, emotions are heavy, tears are shed. I'm not gonna lie, it's tough to watch. I think it'd be cool if they made the same type of documentary about the 23 years Tim spent with Susan.

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