Super Bowl XLVI

It's Rush Limbaugh picking his nose

During a cutaway in the Super Bowl last night showing Patriots' owner Robert Kraft in his luxury box, NBC cameras caught Rush Limbaugh picking his nose (upper right). Ewwww. And just look at how grossed out that chick is in the cheetah print blouse in the lower left. She looks like she has half a mind to go knock him upside his head with her clutch..

UPDATE: I've just learned that the chick in the lower left is in fact Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler. My apologies to the Tyler family.

*5 Rush Limbaugh pictures total in the gallery:

M.I.A. flipped off the Super Bowl

It's incredible that some people are actually offended by this and not by the fact that Fear Factor was *this* close to running an episode last week where two sisters chugged a mug of donkey semen, but M.I.A. flipped off the camera during her cameo in Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show yesterday. During the game, the NFL issued the following statement:

"There was a failure in NBC's delay system. The obscene gesture in the performance was completely inappropriate, very disappointing, and we apologize to our fans."

Oops, you catch that? Little typo in the statement. They said "we apologize to our fans" but meant to say "if you were offended by this, seriously, fuck you dude. Just fuck you."

Meanwhile, in her subterranean lair, Madonna sits, slowly stroking her cat, plotting revenge on M.I.A. for stealing her attention.

Gisele in Costa Rica last August

The New York Post managed to get a hold of an email Gisele sent to all of her beautiful (*I'm assuming) friends and family about the upcoming Super Bowl featuring her husband Tom Brady. And it's pretty damn whiny considering Tom and Gisele are worth a combined bajillion dollars and the outcome of Sunday's game -- positive or negative -- will have little to no impact on their future life together whatsoever:

"I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and love at this time," Bundchen wrote in the message sent out to Brady-clan insiders. "My sweet friends and family. This sunday will be a really important day in my husband's life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . . So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.

"Thank you for your love and support. Love, G :)"

Awe, look at what doll face Gisele Bundchen prays for. Isn't that sweet? Here's a list of things I pray for:

• World peace
• A cure for cancer
• For models and starlets to let me have a few hours of sleep between rounds of lovemaking

Here's what I don't pray for:

• Multimillionaire NFL quarterbacks with supermodel wives to win a fourth Super Bowl

Gisele, you and your kissable face are adorable. I love how innocent you are, but lets be honest, I think we can all agree that God has blessed you and your boy toy enough. How 'bout throwing me some scraps?

*20 Gisele pictures total in the gallery:

50 Cent at Fabrik Club in Lille, France last October

Honestly, this seems like part of a sensible retirement strategy. The markets have been too up and down lately. From The New York Daily News:

For 50 Cent, there's a lot riding on Feb. 5's Super Bowl XLVI. The rapper, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, apparently has so much faith in his hometown team, the New York Giants, that he is willing to wager $1,000,000 on the Giants in the Super Bowl, according to his Twitter account ("I'm up 500,000 off the last one. f*ck it ill bet it back Ill put a 1,000,000 on my G MEN. STUNNER you got the # hit me if you want it.").

Uh oh, looks like Curtis needs to get in a few more Bat Mitzvahs before summer. He's only putting up a measly $1 million, but some other rapper put up $5 million on the Pats. What's his name? Birdman? Birdshit? I don't remember because rap isn't music, but it's nice to see Curtis and friends making such wise decisions with their money. Is that the insurance money he got from burning down his baby mamma's house? Zing! Boo ya! Uh huh!

Btw, I'm kidding, Mr. Jackson. Pretty please don't sue me.

*14 50 Cent pictures total in the gallery: