
Suge Knight's mug shot
Rap mogul Suge Knight was arrested yesterday in Las Vegas for allegedly attacking his girlfriend with a knife. AP says:
The 43-year-old Knight was arrested about 6:40 a.m. Wednesday on charges of assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a controlled substance, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription and battery domestic violence. Police responding to a report of a car hitting a curb near the Las Vegas Strip say they found Knight standing over his longtime girlfriend with a knife in his hand. Police say the woman tried to run from the car, but Knight grabbed her. (Source)
I'm sorry but I just can't feel sorry for this woman. She's dating Suge freaking Knight. A knife attack every now and then is to be expected. It'd be like dating Kirstie Alley and being shocked when all your sugar and butter starts mysteriously disappearing from your kitchen. Mmmmmmmmm . . . sugar-coated butter.
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Suge Knight leaving Shag nightclub
usic exec/ex-felon Suge Knight got knocked out on Saturday night at Shag nightclub in Hollywood. Suge was just minding his own business beating the living hell out of a guy when the guy had the nerve to fight back. A source told TMZ:
Suge was talking to a guy -- and the convo was friendly enough at first. Then it turned. Suge shouted, "I want my money!" Suge then rushed the guy with the help of his posse, and began hitting and kicking him. People outside the club broke up the fight, and as the beatee got up, he landed a right hook to Suge's face, knocking him out cold. We're told Knight was out for nearly three minutes. His peeps then rushed him into a nearby SUV. (Source)
This guy will be bragging about the time he knocked out Suge Knight for the rest of his life . . . which should last about another week and a half. Being a guy on the bad side of Suge is a lot like being Lindsay Lohan's vag -- both are going to end up getting pounded by a large black man while his friends stand around shouting on encouragement.
