Charlize Theron dumps Stuart Townsend
Sorry for the lack of sexy news today, but that should change with this story. Charlize Theron is single, and according to my exclusive inside sources, ready to mingle. *playfully paws at screen* From the Daily Mail:
The stunning 5ft 11in South African has told close friends that she decided to split from Irish actor [Stuart Townsend] following a Christmas trip to Mexico and has since stopped wearing the antique ‘commitment ring’ that Townsend gave her as a symbol of their relationship.Obviously the real question from this story is this: What the hell happened in Mexico to cause Stuart to get his freeloading-ass dumped? As anyone that's traveled to Mexico will tell you, there can be only one explanation for Charlize's sudden change of heart: She contracted Montezuma's Revenge and realized that the result looked like Stuart's career. Seriously, don't drink the water.
A friend of the actress said last night: "Stuart is gutted but Charlize said that she realised during the Mexican holiday that the relationship was over. They had become more like brother and sister than lovers. It was she who ended it."
"Charlize has remained in their main home in the Hollywood Hills, which is in her name, and he’s moved all his stuff into their Malibu beach home that they own together," the source said. "They are sorting out their finances at the moment, as they have been together for so long that many of their financial affairs are intertwined. Charlize has never made a big deal of it, but the truth of the matter is that she has been the major breadwinner. She truly loved Stuart but the relationship ran its course. He is heartbroken but she is insisting it is all over."