"This was meant to be Jennifer's big comeback," an insider complains to me. "The entire re-branding of the show was built around her, but now it's all about Steven 24/7."I really have no sympathy for the producers of this show. They had to figure that JLo was eventually going to start acting like JLo. Just look at her past. This bitch used to get pissed at people for looking her directly in the eye. Dick Clark has a better chance of getting a job as an auctioneer at Sotheby's than JLo does of ever acting like a normal human being.
While Jennifer's the one normally lavished with attention, I'm hearing she's getting annoyed with all the people asking her about the Aerosmith legend.
Snarked my source: "She's mystified at how this happened and has made it very clear to the producers that the cameras need to spend a little more time adoring Jennifer's favorite idol -- herself!"
ELLE: In Walk This Way, the oral history of Aerosmith, the band'sConsidering the number of dirty women Steven's been with, if you're like me, the first thing you were probably wondering after reading this article was whether his "chowder" resembled New England style or had more of a Manhattan hue. What doesn't make sense about Tyler's reasoning is that everyone knows that STDs don't just disappear after 10 days. They can reappear when you least expect it -- like when you're nervous, exposed to too much sun, or even that one time when you finally got up the courage to ask out that one chick from HR who always wears those seductive boots and mini-skirt when it's freezing outside but still manages to somehow pull it off without coming across too slutty because of those glasses she likes to wear on Tuesdays . . . even THEN, you can get a god damn flare up. Thanks a lot drunken trip to Thailand!
engineer, Rabbit Hansen, said that band members weren't to accept oral
sex for the last 10 days of tour so as not to spread venereal diseases
to girlfriends at home.
STEVEN TYLER: That wasn't the band's rule. You didn't have sex for 10 days at
the end of tour, but that was so you'd be sure to go home with a full
cup of chowder. If you didn't, you were definitely suspect.
ELLE: Women know that men touch themselves. Isn't that a good excuse
for, uh, low chowder levels?
ST: That only holds with a woman the first couple times. (Source)
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