Lindsay Lohan has picked up a new hobby: deejaying. Lohan's been seen spending a lot of time lately with DJ Steve Aoki, the brother of supermodel Devon Aoki. The Daily News adds:
Although La Lohan has been spending a lot of time in clubs since her well-publicized battle with alcohol, the L.A. hipster is good company for her. According to his MySpace page, the brother of top model Devon Aoki is three weeks sober. (Source)
Well if DJ Steve Aoki says Lindsay is sober, then dammit, Lindsay Lohan is sober. Because stereotypes have taught me that guys with Asiany sounding last names like Aoki are good at three things in life: standardized tests, badminton, and herbal remedies. Just like white people are good at hockey, imperialism, and stereotyping. What this has to do with this story, I don't know, but it sounded funny when I wrote it.
