Stephanie Seymour

Stephanie Seymour at Shell Beach in St. Barts (12/26)

Stephanie Seymour had a little wardrobe malfunction in St. Barts on Wednesday when her nipple tried to make a break for it. Considering the beach in St. Barts are topless anyways, no one really batted an eyelash. It's a cultural thing. This is basically the cut off jean shorts at a Florida Walmart of nip slips.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Stephanie Seymour wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*35 Stephanie Seymour pictures total in the gallery:

Stephanie Seymour bikini pics! (St. Barts - 12/23)

According to exclusive Celebslam sources, Stephanie Seymour may have fake breasts. I know, right? Shocking news. And don't even try to get me to reveal my sources. I'll never tell!

*30 Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Stephanie Seymour bikini pics!

Here's even more bikini pics from over the holiday weekend, this time of former supermodel Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts. I was actually supposed to spend Christmas in St. Barts, too, but then I remembered that I'm poor. Thanks liberal arts degree!

*15 Stephanie Seymour pictures total in the gallery:

Stephanie Seymour topless!

Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour continued her vacation in St. Barts over the weekend wearing noticeably less clothing. Sweet. On a side note, when the vacation broker told her her rental villa had fabulous views of the Caribbean, a gourmet kitchen, and "full privacy," pretty sure he was full of shit.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Stephanie Seymour topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*25 Stephanie Seymour topless pictures total in the gallery:

Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts (12/28)

+ Note to self: Buy this calendar [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Oops, Heidi Montag's boob fell out [The Superficial]
+ Selena Gomez is not making out with Bieber [Celebuzz]
+ Jessica Alba looking as hot as she ever has [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Much needed Candice Swanepoel lingerie pictures [Popoholic]

+ Jennifer Aniston sounds like a bitch [IDLYITW]
+ Kourtney Kardashian's bikini body [OK! Magazine]
+ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [College Humor]
+ You park like an asshole [Socialite Life]

+ No baby for LeAnn Rimes, yet [Dlisted]
+ Sexy laundry day [Double Viking]
+ Crazy bitch! [Busted Coverage]
+ Rihanna doing a little bikini jet-skiing [Attuworld]

*39 Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts (12/2008)

Stephanie Seymour's divorce is going well -- she's only been issued one public-disturbance summons. Wow, how does she manage such self-control? From the New York Post:

The Stephanie Seymour-Peter Brant divorce got even crazier Saturday night when the supermodel was issued a public-disturbance summons after she yanked the keys out of a Brant-hired security guard's car, threw them in the bushes, and then used her Range Rover to block the driveway of the couple's Greenwich, Conn., estate, Police Lt. Richard Cochran told The Post's Dan Mangan. On Thursday, a Brant guard was busted for allegedly shoving Seymour. Cochran said Seymour since has hired her own guards. Brant's rep, Howard Rubenstein, said Brant, who was in Europe, "was disappointed" by his wife's actions.

It's obvious why Stephanie's husband is looking to get divorced: she's almost 40. I mean, that's just gross. At that age, just as a bird knows to fly south for the winter, men are biologically programmed to move on to younger/hotter/less-entitled chicks -- aka cocktail waitresses. It's true. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.