Stephanie Pratt


Stephanie Pratt bikini pics! (6/13)

Here's some pics of reality star (The Hills) Stephanie Pratt in Hawaii on Tuesday. In 1958 Hawaii wasn't a state, and then in 1959 it was. And that's literally the most interesting thing I can say about Stephanie and these pictures. Thanks MTV!

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Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures! Hooray?

Thought I'd kick off the week by posting some absolutely smoking hot bikini pictures. Since I couldn't find any, here's Stephanie Pratt in her backyard late last week. It must suck for Stephanie to know that she's only famous because everyone hates her brother. She's like the Jimmy Harvey Oswald of celebrities.

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The 2010 Emmy Awards: Just the Attractive People

Here's a ton of pics -- 196 -- from the Emmy Awards last night (just the attractive people, of course). I swear to god, if Jersey Shore gets snubbed again next year, I'm not watching this damn show in 2012. And that's a promise Emmy voters. As always, this took me a shitload of time to edit and upload so do me a favor and click around a little.

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Stephanie Pratt filming a scene for The Hills at the Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood (1/15)

+ Jennifer Aniston is a nip slip waiting to happen [The Superficial]

+ Demi's finally looking her age [Wonderwall]
+ Wyclef has some 'splaining to do [IDLYITW]
+ Olivia Munn is single [Just Jared]
+ Steve Martin is tapping that [Drunken Stepfather]

+ These two need to just cage fight already [PopEater]
+ Jessica Alba rocking the MILF cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Ashley Greene's sexy ass pumping it [Hollywood Tuna]
+ How are Anna Paquin's boobs already saggy? [moejackson]

+ Fake boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Blurry Megan Fox tits! [The Blemish]
+ Julia Roberts is a total fucking bitch [Dlisted]
+ Meryl Streep cusses like a sailor [Cele|bitchy]

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Stephanie Pratt  out and about in Santa Monica (10/28)

Stephanie Pratt is going on vacation -- to rehab. And I don't mean the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock in Vegas. Oh no, how will The Hills ever replace h -- LOL! I almost got that sentence out without laughing. From In Touch Weekly:
Stephanie Pratt’s recent arrest for suspicion of DUI may have finally scared the troubled Hills star straight. Just hours after Stephanie was released on bail on October 18, she confided to a pal that she was going to rehab. “Stephanie is going to enroll in an outpatient program in LA to deal with her use of alcohol,” her pal explains. “Getting a DUI was the wake-up call that she needed to get professional help for her drinking problem. Like a lot of people, she needed something to shake her up. She realizes it could have been a lot worse.” Stephanie, 23, was at Holly Montag’s birthday party with Hills co-star Stacie Hall just before her DUI arrest.
Wait a second, I thought this whole DUI arrest was a set-up by Spencer to get higher ratings for The Hills? If it actually wasn't planned, then maybe it's a good thing Stephanie's seeking professional help. Because if there's one thing I know about Hollywood, it's that once you go to rehab, you're guaranteed to come out a better person. Just ask Britney, Lindsay, Amy, Mischa, etc. etc. etc.

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Please die

The DUI Stephanie Pratt got on Sunday still isn't her fault. On Tuesday it was the cops' fault. And today it's her brother's fault. Speaking of her brother Spencer, I haven't said this in a while, but please die. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
Stephanie Pratt is seething in silence because she thinks her DUI arrest was a set-up masterminded by her brother Spencer Pratt and “The Hills” MTV producers. Here’s why: Ratings on the show have been dropping and producers and Spencer have been conspiring to create drama and get publicity for the stars. Sunday night they were filming for the show at Empire while Holly celebrated her birthday. The camera lingered on Stephanie drinking and they encouraged her to drink more. When it came time to leave, Stephanie hesitated because she IS careful about driving even if she drinks only a little, but Spencer and the producers assured her she was fine. A cop car was conveniently parked right out front and nabbed her before she drove 20 feet. She was only a fraction over the legal alcohol level. Stephanie spent a miserable night in jail. She believes that her “hitting rock bottom” with her drinking is just a plot created for benefit of the show. She’s privately FURIOUS but doesn’t know what to do.
Talk about self-delusion. You've got to be pretty full of yourself (or O.J. Simpson) to think the entire MTV production staff, Los Angeles Police Department, and your own brother would all work together to set you up. While she's at it, Stephanie might as well claim that traffic in L.A is just there to make her late and that global warming is a devious plot by Al Gore to cause her eye-liner to smear.

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Stephanie Pratt out and about in Beverly Hills (9/29)

I don't do this often but I think an apology is in order for Stephanie Pratt. I made fun of her earlier this week after she got a DUI but it turns out it actually wasn't her fault. From TMZ:
We've learned the "Hills" star took two breathalyzer tests after she was pulled over in Hollywood early Sunday morning. The first was .08, the second was a .09. The legal limit in California is .08.

She was not stopped because she was driving erratically, but because of an equipment violation.

As we first reported, Pratt felt the cops were lying in wait for her as she left a club in Hollywood.
So the cops were sitting outside the club all night just waiting to bust drunk people who drove away? What an outrage! When did the United States turn into Nazi Germany? Fuck this, I'm moving to Europe. At least there you don't get arrested for driving drunk until you hit a stop sign or a small child.

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Stephanie Pratt arrested for DUI

Stephanie Pratt of The Hills fame was arrested for DUI early Sunday morning after leaving Empire nightclub in Hollywood. D'oh! From TMZ:
A source close to Pratt tells us Stephanie had just left Holly Montag's birthday party when she was pulled over. Our source says cops watched Stephanie get in her car and were waiting to bust her.
According to sources, Stephanie Pratt makes roughly $50,000 per episode of The Hills. A taxi ride from Empire nightclub to Stephanie's home in the Hollywood Hills costs roughly $40. In conclusion, Stephanie Pratt is a fucking moron. The end.

Oh, and since I haven't done this since Lindsay Lohan's last DUI, here's a list for all you up-and-coming Hollywood stars to print out and keep in your purse/wallet. You're welcome:

Abalone Taxi - (310) 395-1666

All Santa Monica Cab - (310) 450-9800

City Cab: West Los Angeles - (310) 264-6610

English Cab of Santa Monica - (310) 434-1999

Excalibur Taxi Service - (310) 395-8294

Express Taxi Service - (310) 828-3333

Gold Star Santa Monica Taxi - (310) 396-0162

Independent Calicab Taxi - (310) 268-1111

Lotus Taxi - (310) 393-5599

Metro Cab Co - (310) 434-7777

Santa Monica Cab - (310) 828-7777

Santa Monica Independent Taxi - (310) 260-9941

Santa Monica Yellow Cab - (310) 260-7768

Silver Mercedes Taxi Services - (310) 828-2233

United Cab - (310) 264-6610

United Checker Taxi of Santa Monica - (310) 393-9699

United Independent Taxi - (310) 821-1000

Yellow Cab of Santa Monica - (310) 260-9505

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Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt leaving Yogen Fruz in Beverly Hills (7/30)

Every time I read a story about these dumb chicks from The Hills, I get more and more angry with the president of MTV for giving them a creative outlet. My hatred for him is so intense that I'd honestly like him to be hanged, racked, and disemboweled like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.  From the New York Post:
"THE Hills" stars Holly Montag, Stacie Hall and Stephanie Pratt were nearly barred from the Asics VMA party at 40/40 for being too high-spirited. After begging security, they were allowed in to party with Jay-Z, Rihanna and Justin Timberlake. Then, when Pratt ordered champagne, her credit card was declined. She asked Montag to hand over her card and left with Hall. A source said Holly appeared not to want to pay for the bottle, "but the waitress wouldn't give her card back until she signed the bill."

Pratt also made a scene at In Touch Weekly's shindig at St. Bart's church. A spy says she wandered around looking "wobbly" and was later "hysterically crying . . . She was a total mess."
Of course Stephanie Pratt's credit card was declined -- her brother maxed it out buying feed for his wife. Considering how screwed up these chicks' principles are, there's probably only one thing they'd consider more embarrassing than having their credit card declined: dropping out of school forgetting to wear underwear not color-coordinating their belt with their handbag.

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Stephanie Pratt bikini pics! (Malibu - 9/3)

Apparently producers of The Hills have given up on the radical idea of "clothing" and "dialogue" and are just parading the cast around in bikinis all next season (Kristin Cavallari bikini pics from last week HERE). Fuck, that pretty much puts the nail in the coffin for my spinoff idea, The Hills: Buffalo. "Can Jonathan scrape the ice off his windshield fast enough to be on time for work? Meanwhile, Melinda and Bill have a very public fight over Bill's desire for extra hot sauce on his wings at 'All You Can Eat Wings Night' despite him knowing that Melinda has a problem with acid reflux." Tell me you wouldn't watch that!

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Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: