Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt outside h.wood bar in West Hollywood (4/6)
No surprise here but it seems as though Paris Hilton is growing bored with boyfriend
Doug Reinhardt. She's been calling
ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos "at least three times a week," according to sources. And Doug doesn't know about it. But I'm sure he has nothing to worry about. It's not like Stavros is a fabulously wealthy Greek shipping heir or something. Oh wait . . . From the
Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton claims to be hopelessly in love with her new baseball player boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, 23, but I can reveal that she is still in touch with her Greek shipping heir ex, Stavros Niarchos.
"Paris and Stavros are still good friends and speak on the phone quite a bit," says a mole. "Doug knows they are close, but not how often they speak. He recently bought Paris an engagement ring and she seems intent on marrying him."
Don't worry Doug. It's natural for one's
future wife to talk to their ex every other day -- especially one that's as virtuous and chaste as Paris Hilton. Frankly, if Doug isn't angry at Paris by now for the lesions on his penis and the fact that his white blood cell count is lower than a hemophiliac's, then he'll probably be able to look past a couple of long distance phone calls to her ex . . . and her bi-monthly "
train trip" with the Raiders' D-Line. Choo Choo!
Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos at Mokai nightclub in Miami (11/15)
Possibly. She ran into her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos Saturday night at Miami's Mokai nightclub and did more than exchange quick pleasantries. A witness told Star:
"Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!" (Source)
I sure hope Benji isn't upset Paris ran into one of her exes. That bitch would have to travel to the deepest jungles of Borneo to find a guy that hadn't banged her before . . . or the Castro District in San Francisco. If Paris did hook up with Stavros, Benji shouldn't be too surprised. Confucius used to explain it best when he said, "Girl who like anal, always end up with Greek".
[The Sun]
Petra Nemcova has moved on from ex-boyfriend James Blunt. The Supermodel/tsunami survivor was seen making out with with Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at New York's Bungalow 8. According to a witness:
"She was grinding him. It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww." (Source)
Wow. Surviving a devastating tsunami only to fall to a case of second-hand herpes. C'mon God, QUIT BEING SUCH A DICK!
Brandon Davis' so-called "friends" want nothing to do with him. Or at least one of them didn't a few weeks ago at the Details magazine party thrown at the Hollywood home of producer Mary Parent. After Davis was denied access by one of the doormen he made a huge scene, demanding that party staffers fetch friend [and Paris Hilton ex] Stavros Niarchos from inside. A witness at the party has the rest:
But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn't there, adding, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, "You know I would never bring him here." (Source)
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for this fat slob. But then I remember that he's worth approximately 100 kajillion more dollars than me. Then I get angry. And when I get angry, animals get hurt. So don't give me that weird look the next time you see my dog, those marks are Brandon's fault. Dick.
You knew this was bound to happen. Paris Hilton posted a MySpace message reacting to all of the embarassing personal items that were released last week on ParisExposed.com. Since she's no longer has her own MySpace page, Paris used boyfriend Stavros Niarchos' page. Judging by the misspellings, it's probably the real Paris. Here's Stavros with the introduction:
"Yoooo - if u didn't kno P doesn't have her public account anymore. She was forced to delete it after the amount of publicity it got (wit the whole Britney blog) She wanted to put out a little message to the fans because I let her kno about the ammount of fanmail I hav been getting...and its ridic"
And then we have Paris:
"Hey, I'm sure you've heard it over the news on on some gossip blog - but, there has been a website that was made. On the website contains personal things, pictures/videos/writings, etc.Yes, I am ashamed and overly embarrassed about my personal items being put publicly out there. The videos and pictures contain some explicit things, and things I've done in the past. PLEASE note that the pictures and videos were from years ago, when I was wild and just partied all the time.
I'm writing this because I want my fans to know that I am no longer that way that is shown on the website. It's unfortunate that things had to be let out this way, and I am extremely sad that some one would go out of their way just to make me feel low. It just go's to show that I have people out there to get me for something I haven't done...& it's too bad that people treat me in such an unkind and cruel way, when I have done nothing to anyone.
I know that my true fans will stick with me until this goes away. I want to thank those who have been nothing but possitive with this situation.
Love always,
Paris"
God I love the internet--and not just because of the incredible amount of crazy German porn that you can download for free...MY GOD that makes 25 gerbils--It's like a damn clown car!...why can't I stop watching?...Oops, got a little off track there. Anyways, I love it because there's sites like MySpace which let retards like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton write directly to their fans without interference and editing from their PR rep. And I don't think "retard" is too harsh a word to describe Paris:
Exhibit A: Her primary defense is all the stuff on the video happened in the past when "I wild and just partied all the time." Umm, "in the past" like last week?
Exhibit B: Her left eye
Note: Check out some of the video awesomeness here
Splash News
Here's some pics of Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos spending the holidays in Hawaii. From the looks of it, Paris has taken time out of her busy acting schedule to grow another vagina on her thigh. What the rest of society calls gross, Paris calls convenient.
Maybe Stavros Niarchos is serious about his relationship with Paris Hilton? Rumor is he's trying to tone down her partying ways so he can finally bring her home to his less-than-thrilled parents:
Niarchos was doing everything in his power to get Hilton home at a decent hour last week end in Miami, where he took a break from studying art to party it up with Paris, Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis. But on both Friday and Saturday nights, he argued with Hilton, trying to convince her to go back to their room at the Shore Club (she wanted to stay out). The two were also seen exchanging words outside of Ink.
So Stavros wants to turn Paris Hilton into a lady? Yeah, good luck with that. He'd have an easier time turning Courtney Love into a Mormon. You've all seen those tamed bears that wear stupid hats and ride a unicycle around a circus ring? The ones that ALWAYS end up snapping and mauling their trainer. Well Paris is the same way. She can only take so many Saturday nights at home before she just snaps and half of Beverly Hills ends up with an STD.
The New York Post is claiming that the diamond ring Paris Hilton wore to a party last week was in fact a fake diamond solitaire and she’s making this whole engagement thing up to…SHOCK…get attention.
Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn't answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they're not engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky."
Why would Stavros’ parents think Paris is tacky? You star in ONE sex tape and you get a reputation. It's so unfair. Hollywood can be so cruel and abusive sometimes. Just like High School and my parents!
The New York Post is reporting that Paris Hilton may possibly be engaged. Paris was seen at recent dinner party wearing an engagement ring, leading to speculation that on-again/off-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos may have popped the question:
Hilton shocked partygoers Monday night when she arrived at Stacey Bendet's "Black & White" dinner for her clothing line alice+olivia at Katsuya in L.A. wearing a huge diamond ring on her left hand. She strolled in with her on-again, off-again Greek - and a ring that looked suspiciously like the fake "diamond" solitaire she once claimed former fiancé Paris Latsis gave her. (Latsis actually gave her a smaller ring from Cartier.) Reps for Hilton and Niarchos didn't return calls for comment.
And you made fun of Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson for their short marriage (oops, that was me)--wait until Paris and Stavros get married. I give Paris three of four days before she starts banging the milkman or UPS guy--possible both with her cavernous vagina. You can't turn that bitch into a housewife. It's like trying to turn Denise Richards into a real actress.
Because of shit like this: an X17 photographer was hanging outside the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night and caught Paris Hilton making a complete ass out of herself. She was outside in a hummer limo with 5 or 6 girlfriends, her sister Nicky, and Brandon Davis. Paris was pretty pissed that her on-again/off-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos was still inside hanging with Lindsay Lohan. So Paris gets on her cell phone, oblivious to the fact a cameraman was recording her, and starts yelling at Niarchos, "I'm sitting here with a bunch of idiots; I've been with them for 3 nights and I'm sick of it! -If you're not out here in five minutes, we're not fucking tonight! -You better get your ass in this car, you fucking asshole!" After the tirade, Paris' bodyguards got out of the limo, realizing the photographer had caught the entire incident. Here's where Paris' calculating side takes over: she whispers to the X17 paparazzo "Come here, I want you to shoot something." As the paparazzo approached the car, Paris lured him into her devilish trap by telling him to come a little bit closer. Once he got to the limo, Paris yelled, "Give me the motherfucking tape!" and grabbed at the camera. Well the light broke on the camera and the cameraman fell to the ground. As Paris and her bodyguard hovered over him, he relented and gave up the tape.
Paris has yet to contact him about the broken light.
And there you have it folks, the exact moment when Western civilization began it's rapid decline.
