Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 24 and Sunday, November 25
Stacy Keibler in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)
Rose McGowan leaving a salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Anna Friel leaving the Vaudeville Theatre in London (pics start here)
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in Kauai (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr out and about in New York (pics start here)
Kate Moss arriving at St Pancras Station in London for a trip to Paris (pics start here)
Anne Hathaway out and about in New York (pics start here)
Ali Larter leaving Cheebo in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Gwen Stefani on her way to a meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Victoria Silvstedt arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)
Kelly Brook out and about in London (pics start here)
Kimberly Stewart leaving Starbucks in L.A. (pics start here)
*101 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler at the 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (10/20)
Hope Stacy Keibler hasn't been picking out wedding dresses because there is exactly a zero percent chance that George Clooney will ever marry her. And that's not coming from me, that's coming from Clooney's sister. From Life & Style:
They're words no women wants to hear from a potential sister-in-law. But in a new interview, George Clooney's older sis says the chances are slim of the world's most eligible bachelor finally settling down with his girlfriend of one year, Stacy Keibler.Well, I could have told Stacy that. Hell, anyone with a set of working eyes can see that supernaturally hot Stacy Keiber just doesn't have what George needs to corral the old stallion and satisfy him sexually. It's so important to a "fella" like George that I'm actually quite surprised that this relationship has lasted so long. I'm also surprised that none of his "close friends" have outed him yet -- because, as we all know, those kinds of "people" have absolutely no sense of humor about anything. Oh, the thing that George needs that Stacy doesn't have? It's an AARP card (Stacy is too young to have one). Wait, where did you think I was going with this? Oh, you thought I was referring to a giant penis? Well, I wasn't. Shame on you for thinking that -- I'm not looking to get sued.
"No, I'd say he probably won't get married," George's sister, Adelia Zeidler, reveals to Life & Style. "If I had to guess, I'd have to say no. I know everyone says 'Well, Warren Beatty said he'd never get married and then he met Annette Bening,' but that's the only example people can think of, so it doesn't bode to well." (Print Edition - 11/12)
*25 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler driving around Lake Como in Italy (6/15)
Not only did Stacy Keibler not get dumped by George Clooney (they attended the premiere of Argo together last night in Beverly Hills), but she's actually living with him. Bitch better not give him any shit about leaving the toilet seat up. From Life & Style:
Stacy Keibler has moved in with George Clooney, her beau of 15 months. "She's 100 percent moved in," an insider tells the new issue of Life & Style. "She spends her summers with him in Lake Como, Italy, and all her stuff is at his place in LA."Look, George is an A-lister extraordinaire, but he is 51-years-old. It doesn't take half-a-century for a man to learn how to accept women into his life, especially when so many are perfectly happy to be his squeeze toy. Nope, Old Man Clooney needs that special gal who's so hot that it makes him look like a stud, and is also willing to change a diaper or two after an accident. No, I don't mean he wants kids. I mean he's old and shits himself.
The insider says that while Stacy, 32, maintains a small rent-controlled apartment in West Hollywood, she uses it as a storage space for mementos and personal items. "All her clothes are at George's, and she never goes home."
Cohabitation is a big step for George, 51, but the insider insists The Descendants star is the one doing the pursuing. "Stacy is his dream woman!"
*20 Stacy Keibler and George Clooney pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler in Lugano, Switzerland (7/12)
Despite reports to the contrary, George Clooney didn't dump Stacy Keibler . . . yet. From the Daily Mail:
[George Clooney's] rep has now denied a story run by British newspaper The Sun, which alleged that the Hollywood star had ended his romance with the stunning former WWE wrestler.George didn't dump Stacy, but he will. Look, I'm sure she's a great girl and, with that athletic body, she must be one hell of a lay, but that's inconsequential to Old Man Clooney and his gay motorcycle. Stacy did her part, he did his. She gave George great cover against the media, performing her beardly duties perfectly. So George held up his end of the arrangement and her IMDB page got slightly busier. So what's next? Unless Stacy gets her vagina tattooed with a picture of Brad Pitt's face or asshole, I can assume that this team-up is over.
"A story published by a London tabloid, The Sun, concerning George Clooney and Stacy Keibler is not true. Total fabrication designed to sell newspapers," the actor's PR representative Stan Rosenfield told the Mail Online.
They alleged that Stacy, 32, had told friends that her relationship with the 51-year-old actor was over due to his unwillingness to commit. According to the publication, George had apparently told the stunning WWE wrestler that he wanted to be on his own again.
"She said George wants to be on his own again and has no intention of getting married," a source was alleged to have told The Sun.
*10 George Clooney pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler in Lake Como, Italy (6/19)
No way in hell this is true, but George Clooney -- who keeps coat hangers and bottles of RU486 in his nightstand, probably -- might have knocked up Stacy Keibler. From Star:
Forget the ring! George Clooney is making an even bigger commitment to Stacy Kiebler - she's having his baby! Stacy, who usually flaunts a fat-free frame, debuted a suspicious-looking bump on June 16 while on vacation with George at Lake Como in Italy, where he has a palatial waterfront mansion. "People were buzzing that she was pregnant," the source exclaimed. "There was definitely a bump, and she just seemed so peaceful and calm. All her friends are really excited for her!"Well, look at that. All this time I thought Stacy was George's beard. I never even considered that he'd be able to appreciate Stacy's smoking hot body enough to infect her with children, and I'm pretty sure that science still isn't allowing live births through the turd cutter. Oh well, I guess I should congratulate the happy couple (assuming that this is true or if science really is black magic). Damn it, first Lindsay Lohan keeps beating the odds in the Celebrity Death Pool at work, and now I lost another entry in my Guess the Queer raffle. I'm putting all of my money on you, Pitt. don't let me down!
With a green light from her 51-year-old beau, the former pro wrestler has wasted no time in turning their twosome into a family. "Stacy told her friends she and George might be getting pregnant. Some of them are even saying that she is already knocked up but it's too soon to tell everyone yet. She's absolutely thrilled!"
*18 Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:
pic via Stacy Keibler's twitter
*4 pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney in front of the Sudanese Embassy last Friday
After spending three or so hours in jail last Friday following his arrest during a protest in front of the Sudanese embassy, George Clooney paid the $100 bail and was released, unraped (he didn't have time to take a shower thank god). Asked about his short stay, Clooney joked with reporters:
"[The stay was] really rough you can imagine ... Have you ever been in a cell with these guys?"He added to TMZ:
"My one phone call? My mom. One thing never changes."Wow, that's kind of fucked up that he didn't call Stacy Keibler. They've been dating for seven months. When I was arrested last year for soliciting an undercover cop for a blowjob "that I could pay for in meth," my one call was to my girlfriend. I guess I just care about her more than George cares about Stacy. What a dick.
*15 George Clooney pictures total in the gallery:
The 2012 Academy Awards
By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:
Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)
*188 pictures total in the gallery:
Stacy Keibler and George Clooney at the 2012 Critics' Choice Awards in Hollywood (1/12)
Is George Clooney close to dumping Stacy Keibler? If idle, baseless conjecture is to be believed, sure, why not? From the National Enquirer:
Urgent memo to Stacy Kiebler: George Clooney's slicker than Houdini when it come to slipping the chains of love, and now your paramour/ perennial bachelor’s suddenly confiding to pals that he's ready to pull a George Clooney on you- but admits he's having a hard time breaking the news to your face, you gorgeous creature! "She's everything that every man would want, but I'm ready to move on," sighed George to a close friend. BTW, Stacy, it isn't any specific thing—he's saying your relationship's simply run its course. Sorry, girl! (Print Edition - 2/20)I sure hope Stacy kept her wrestling gear, because ol' man Clooney is all finished with her. Trust me, returning to the WWE isn't off the table since she was on vacation instead of demanding to be put in Ocean's 43 the entire time Pops was riding her. I could be wrong and maybe Stacy did gleam some Hollywood DNA from the tip of Clooney's custard gun, but it's more likely that she'll be a member of the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club before Wrestlemania.
*10 Stacy Keibler and George Clooney pictures total in the gallery: