Stacy Keibler on her way to a meeting in Burbank (8/26)
Is Stacy Keibler using sunscreen with a higher SPF? Or maybe she switched from Christianity to Islam? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .
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Stacy Keibler and Jared Pobre leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (9/23)
Here's Stacy Keibler and her husband Jared Pobre out for dinner last night. Recall that Stacy used to date George Clooney, was dumped because he vowed to never marry again (unless he found the right woman like Amal Alamuddin), and then she married Jared what seemed like hours later. But Stacy's getting the last laugh because Jared is even better than George . . . if he was a little bit taller . . . and wore clothes that fit . . . and was worth $100 million more . . . okay maybe George wins this one after all. Sorry, Stacy.
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Stacy Keibler's new husband sounds a bit insecure
Stacy Keibler's new husband is making her cut off all contact with George Clooney. Oh this marriage sounds like it's off to a great start. From the National Enquirer:
Just days after Stacy Keibler tied the knot with richer-than-hell digital advertising mogul Jared Pobre, old flame George Clooney ex-texted her best wishes, saying: "I always knew you would make someone a beautiful wife, and you have. I wish you and Jared a beautiful life together."Look, we've had our fun at George's expense over the years, but I think it's safe to say that Jared has nothing to worry about regarding the old coot wanting another crack at his own sloppy seconds. Jared's time would be better spent keeping an eye on the Master of Shit Stunts himself, Steve-O. No one would have ever linked Steve to George, but that didn't stop Elisabetta Canalis from humiliating herself, her family, and the Shaolin Temple by grinding some Jackass cock after her own split from the star-maker. It just goes to show that Clooney wants his ladies to be as morally bankrupt as they are hot. Go figure.
Just friendly congrats, but when Stacy innocently blurted what George had texted - saying it was "sweet" - Jared got jumpy!
Reports a close pal: "He did not share her feelings, and he's forbidden her to respond. Jared's a self-assured, confident guy, but it's not easy to follow in the footsteps of someone like George Clooney. While he acknowledges George was a major part of his newly pregnant bride's past, he's adamant he will NOT be any part of her future!"
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Stacy Keibler is married now
Just eight months after being dumped by George Clooney, Stacy Keibler is married. She and her boyfriend, tech entrepreneur Jared Pobre, tied the knot in a romantic beachfront ceremony in Mexico over the weekend. I don't know exactly where in Mexico the wedding was, but I bet it was in Cabo San Lucas where George used to take her on vacation. Awkward. Stacy told People:
"My happiness is indescribable! Marriage is the ultimate bond of love and friendship. It means putting all your faith and trust into a person that you can't help but believe is your soul mate. Someone who has all of your best interests at heart; someone handpicked for you, to help you grow and be the best person that you can be. Jared is all of this for me. We both felt strongly that our 'love day' should be intimately special, and that's exactly what it was. It was a blend of romance, tranquility, natural beauty, bonding and overwhelming love."I was gonna make a joke about Jared getting George Clooney's sloppy seconds, but then I realized that I'd be offending a lot of men. Because George Clooney has nailed a lot of women. Hell, I've probably gotten Clooney's sloppy seconds at some point in my life. You know the medieval idea of primae noctis, where a lord had the "right of the first night" with all the hot maidens on his estate? Clooney is basically living the modern version of that. Fuck that guy.
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Stacy Keibler's boobs are worthy of staring
Here's Stacy Keibler at last night's 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards in New York. Yes, not only is there such a thing as the Accessories Council Excellence Awards, but there's been 16 previous ones. Seems like a nice scam to get Stacy Keibler in a tight dress so you can stare at her tits all night.
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Stacy Keibler at the Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week (10/1)
Stacy Keibler is so desperate for cash that, if they pay her enough, she's seriously considering a return to the A-list world of professional wrestling. Apparently it's really hard to suck off George Clooney's teet if he doesn't return your phone calls. From the National Enquirer:
"Stacy had it all [dating George Clooney]," said a pal. "Private jets, a mind-blowing wardrobe, whatever she wanted was at her beck and call.Holy shit, in the span of just a few short months, Stacy has gone from sleeping in one of the side-by-side beds George Clooney has in his master bedroom to crawling back to the WWE for a paycheck . . . or at least that's what she's hoping for. Stacy wrestled long ago, when it was a hell of a lot raunchier than it is today. The WWE just might be a tad too PG for Stacy's talents, and she wouldn't want to degrade herself by going to the independent backyard circuit. As luck would have it, I happen to own and operate a wrestling company: The Celebslam Underground Naked Tag Slam Federation (C.U.N.T.S. Federation). I can definitely see Stacy being a special guest C.U.N.T.S. referee, or, if she defeats the current titleholder and wins the Diamond Ultimate Mega Belt, becoming the D.U.M.B. C.U.N.T.S. champion. Boy, do I jump through hoops for a cheap wordplay joke or what?
"Since they split, Stacy's had to give up a lot. But she still buys the best of everything and splashes out big bucks every week at the spa. She has two trainers, a health coach and private chef. She estimates she needs over $50,000 a month to support her current lifestyle. A million dollar appearance fee would cover her expenses for a year and leave enough left over for her to make a serious investment in something." (Print Edition - 10/14)
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, September 9
Stacy Keibler out and about in New York (pics start here)
Amy Poehler arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)
Elizabeth Olsen departing on a flight in Toronto (pics start here)
Tulisa Contostavlos eating at McDonald's in Hampstead, England (pics start here)
Miss England Kirsty Heslewood and Miss Ukraine Anna Zayachkivska playing soccer together in Bali, Indonesia (pics start here)
Selma Blair getting gas in Studio City (pics start here)
Selena Gomez leaving Nobu Restaurant in London, UK (pics start here)
Victoria Beckham out and about in New York (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst and Isla Fisher getting coffee in Studio City (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr heading to the U.S. Open Final in New York (pics start here)
Nicky Hilton out and about in New York (pics start here)
Rachel Zoe leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
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