Stacy Keibler's boobs are worthy of staring
Here's Stacy Keibler at last night's 17th Annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards in New York. Yes, not only is there such a thing as the Accessories Council Excellence Awards, but there's been 16 previous ones. Seems like a nice scam to get Stacy Keibler in a tight dress so you can stare at her tits all night.
*20 Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:
Stacy Keibler at the Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week (10/1)
Stacy Keibler is so desperate for cash that, if they pay her enough, she's seriously considering a return to the A-list world of professional wrestling. Apparently it's really hard to suck off George Clooney's teet if he doesn't return your phone calls. From the National Enquirer:
"Stacy had it all [dating George Clooney]," said a pal. "Private jets, a mind-blowing wardrobe, whatever she wanted was at her beck and call.Holy shit, in the span of just a few short months, Stacy has gone from sleeping in one of the side-by-side beds George Clooney has in his master bedroom to crawling back to the WWE for a paycheck . . . or at least that's what she's hoping for. Stacy wrestled long ago, when it was a hell of a lot raunchier than it is today. The WWE just might be a tad too PG for Stacy's talents, and she wouldn't want to degrade herself by going to the independent backyard circuit. As luck would have it, I happen to own and operate a wrestling company: The Celebslam Underground Naked Tag Slam Federation (C.U.N.T.S. Federation). I can definitely see Stacy being a special guest C.U.N.T.S. referee, or, if she defeats the current titleholder and wins the Diamond Ultimate Mega Belt, becoming the D.U.M.B. C.U.N.T.S. champion. Boy, do I jump through hoops for a cheap wordplay joke or what?
"Since they split, Stacy's had to give up a lot. But she still buys the best of everything and splashes out big bucks every week at the spa. She has two trainers, a health coach and private chef. She estimates she needs over $50,000 a month to support her current lifestyle. A million dollar appearance fee would cover her expenses for a year and leave enough left over for her to make a serious investment in something." (Print Edition - 10/14)
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, September 9
Stacy Keibler out and about in New York (pics start here)
Amy Poehler arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)
Elizabeth Olsen departing on a flight in Toronto (pics start here)
Tulisa Contostavlos eating at McDonald's in Hampstead, England (pics start here)
Miss England Kirsty Heslewood and Miss Ukraine Anna Zayachkivska playing soccer together in Bali, Indonesia (pics start here)
Selma Blair getting gas in Studio City (pics start here)
Selena Gomez leaving Nobu Restaurant in London, UK (pics start here)
Victoria Beckham out and about in New York (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst and Isla Fisher getting coffee in Studio City (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr heading to the U.S. Open Final in New York (pics start here)
Nicky Hilton out and about in New York (pics start here)
Rachel Zoe leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Stacy Keibler bikini pics!
Because apparently she's a big deal now due to George Clooney having humped her, here's Stacy Keibler and friend Naomi Campbell on Roberto Cavalli's yacht off Ibiza yesterday. I've never seen Mo'Nique on a yacht. George Clooney's penis: better than an Oscar.
*30 Stacy Keibler and Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:
Stacy Keibler and George Clooney in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico last March
Stacy Keibler has finally commented on her split with George Clooney, and unfortunately, she's taking the high road. For example, not one word about him having a small penis. C'mon Stacy, don't be all uptight! From Extra:
When asked if she and George would remain friends, Keibler said, "Of course... there's nothing really dramatic that happened, so it's all good."Stacy will be nothing but nice in describing her breakup with old man Clooney -- not only because of the contract he had her sign when they first hooked up, but because she has to for her own good. You see, Stacy is still trying to establish herself in Hollywood so there's no way in hell that she's ever going to take shots at the ex. George might be the most overrated actor of all time, but he's still on the A-list, so letting company secrets out on his life only hurts Stacy. Since she's already 33-years-old, Stacy has another two years to make it happen or go back to wrestling . . . and at that time look for the tell-all to be published by WWE Books: Stacy Keibler, Colostomy Bag Maiden.
Keibler said she's keeping busy, which is helping to keep her mind off things. "I'm someone that's always lived the present moment. I always look at the positive on everything... I'm so excited for all these projects coming up, and I'm super busy."
*25 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:
Stacy Keibler at amfAR's 20th Cinema Against AIDS Gala at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, France (5/23)
So George Clooney probably dumped Stacy Keibler (don't kid yourself, he dumped her). The two haven't been spotted together since March and were halfway around the globe from each other on the Fourth of July. A source told People:
Stacy called it quits. She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE exclusively. "They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago."Oh yeah, of course they'll remain friends. Especially when George is linked to every model from South Beach to Sao Paulo. They're great friends, so why would Stacy care? Heck, I bet instead of hating him with a passion known only to a woman scorned, Stacy invites George and his next girlfriend over to her house in Fantasyland for an afternoon full of lollipops and unicorn riding. Such great friends!
The source also says Clooney, 52, and Keibler, 33, will remain on good terms: "They talk every day. They were friends before they started dating and they'll be friends after. It was a friendly [breakup]."
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, June 25
Stacy Keibler hosting the Colgate "A Wish for A Swish" world record event in New York (pics start here)
Kendall Jenner leaving a gelateria in New York (pics start here)
Heidi Klum arriving at her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Selma Blair out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Cameron Diaz on the set of The Other Woman in New York (pics start here)
Rose McGowen going to lunch in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Scott Disick going to lunch in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Johnny Depp arriving at The Late Show With David Letterman in New York (pics start here)
Elisabetta Canalis shopping in Milan (pics start here)
Miley Cyrus arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)
Emily Blunt leaving The WAX Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Jane Lynch walking her dog in New York (pics start here)
*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Nicole Scherzinger walking around Le Meridien Beach Plaza in Monte Carlo (5/25)
The annual Monaco Grand Prix was Saturday in Monte Carlo, and in attendance were some really pretty people like Nicole Scherzinger, Stacy Keibler, Naomi Campbell, and tons of other supermodels. Cameron Diaz was there, too. She must have been lost or something. I don't know. Those European roads can be confusing.
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