Stacy Keibler

Kate Beckinsale at the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (5/6)

A ton of celebs attended the annual Met Gala last night in New York, but none looked as good as Kate Beckinsale. If being hot was equivalent to being a hero of the Crimean War, Kate would be Major-General Sir Howard Craufurd Elphinstone. Am I right or am I right!

Kate Beckinsale (19 pics here)
Emmy Rossum (12 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (12 pics here)
Kate Upton (7 pics here)
Miranda Kerr (14 pics here)
Emilia Clarke (7 pics here)
Nina Dobrev (9 pics here)
Heidi Klum (11 pics here)
Jennifer Lawrence (8 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)

*113 Met Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, March 29

Stacy Keibler leaving a friend's house in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Slovakian model Petra Benova in Miami (pics start here)

Nikki Leigh at the premiere of Birdemic 2: The Resurrection at the Silent Movie Theater in L.A. (pics start here)

Keri Russell on the set of The Americans in New York (pics start here)

Demi Lovato arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Eva Mendes at the premiere of The Place Beyond the Pines at Sunshine Cinema in New York (pics start here)

Kate Mara out and about in Toronto (pics start here)

Kelly Brook picking up her dry cleaning in London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens heading to a meeting in L.A. (pics start here)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson leaving a hotel in New York (pics start here)

Adrianne Palicki at the premiere of G.I. Joe: Retaliation at the TCL Chinese Theatre (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler at the grand opening of the Escada flagship store in Berlin, Germany (3/19)

*20 Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler leaving Grill Royal in Berlin, Germany (3/16)

Despite a number of breakup rumors over the past few weeks (one even claimed that he bought her an apartment and a bunch of jewelry as a parting gift), George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are still dating. The two were seen leaving a restaurant in Berlin over the weekend after dining with Clooney's The Monuments Men co-star Matt Damon. To recap: George Clooney was having sex with the ridiculously hot Stacy Keibler (who looks like this in a sports bra and yoga pants); people then thought he wasn't anymore; but it turns out, it's actually fun having sex with Stacy, so George is still doing it. My god, this man is a fucking genius. Hollywood stars really are smarter than the rest of us!

*30 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 17

Stacy Keibler at the "VH1 Divas" event at the Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (pics start here)

Maria Menounos and her boyfriend Kevin Undergaro shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ariel Winter shopping in Studio City (pics start here)

Christina Milian out and about in New York (pics start here)

Petra Nemcova at the Happy Hearts Fund launch event at Bloomingdale's in New York (pics start here)

Heather Graham arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Nicole Richie walking her dog in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Irina Shayk making an appearance at the ASPCA Breezy Shefts Adoption Center in Manhattan (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes performing at the Las Vegas Hotel and Casino (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner making an appearance at Kardashian Khaos at The Mirage in Las Vegas (pics start here)

50 Cent at DSTRKT nightclub in London (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler at the "4.5 Weeks to Save The World" launch event in New York (12/4)

*30 Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 24 and Sunday, November 25

Stacy Keibler in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving a salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anna Friel leaving the Vaudeville Theatre in London (pics start here)

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in Kauai (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kate Moss arriving at St Pancras Station in London for a trip to Paris (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway out and about in New York (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving Cheebo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani on her way to a meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Victoria Silvstedt arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Kelly Brook out and about in London (pics start here)

Kimberly Stewart leaving Starbucks in L.A. (pics start here)

*101 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler at the 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (10/20)

Hope Stacy Keibler hasn't been picking out wedding dresses because there is exactly a zero percent chance that George Clooney will ever marry her. And that's not coming from me, that's coming from Clooney's sister. From Life & Style:

They're words no women wants to hear from a potential sister-in-law. But in a new interview, George Clooney's older sis says the chances are slim of the world's most eligible bachelor finally settling down with his girlfriend of one year, Stacy Keibler.

"No, I'd say he probably won't get married," George's sister, Adelia Zeidler, reveals to Life & Style. "If I had to guess, I'd have to say no. I know everyone says 'Well, Warren Beatty said he'd never get married and then he met Annette Bening,' but that's the only example people can think of, so it doesn't bode to well." (Print Edition - 11/12)

Well, I could have told Stacy that. Hell, anyone with a set of working eyes can see that supernaturally hot Stacy Keiber just doesn't have what George needs to corral the old stallion and satisfy him sexually. It's so important to a "fella" like George that I'm actually quite surprised that this relationship has lasted so long. I'm also surprised that none of his "close friends" have outed him yet -- because, as we all know, those kinds of "people" have absolutely no sense of humor about anything. Oh, the thing that George needs that Stacy doesn't have? It's an AARP card (Stacy is too young to have one). Wait, where did you think I was going with this? Oh, you thought I was referring to a giant penis? Well, I wasn't. Shame on you for thinking that -- I'm not looking to get sued.

*25 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler jogging in Studio City (10/6)

*11 Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler driving around Lake Como in Italy (6/15)

Not only did Stacy Keibler not get dumped by George Clooney (they attended the premiere of Argo together last night in Beverly Hills), but she's actually living with him. Bitch better not give him any shit about leaving the toilet seat up. From Life & Style:

Stacy Keibler has moved in with George Clooney, her beau of 15 months. "She's 100 percent moved in," an insider tells the new issue of Life & Style. "She spends her summers with him in Lake Como, Italy, and all her stuff is at his place in LA."

The insider says that while Stacy, 32, maintains a small rent-controlled apartment in West Hollywood, she uses it as a storage space for mementos and personal items. "All her clothes are at George's, and she never goes home."

Cohabitation is a big step for George, 51, but the insider insists The Descendants star is the one doing the pursuing. "Stacy is his dream woman!"

Look, George is an A-lister extraordinaire, but he is 51-years-old. It doesn't take half-a-century for a man to learn how to accept women into his life, especially when so many are perfectly happy to be his squeeze toy. Nope, Old Man Clooney needs that special gal who's so hot that it makes him look like a stud, and is also willing to change a diaper or two after an accident. No, I don't mean he wants kids. I mean he's old and shits himself.

*20 Stacy Keibler and George Clooney pictures total in the gallery: