Megan Fox feels sorry for the fat kid
Megan Fox is sorry for dissing that chubby kid in London last week. The kid attempted to give Megan a rose as a symbol of his unrequited love but Megan totally blew him off. She told WENN:
"I feel so sad for him. That’s so terrible. That kills me. There were, like 80 million people everywhere. It’s dark, all I see are flashes. Everyone’s yelling different things and I didn’t know what was happening. If you know his name, I will send him a personal apology. I’m horrified. I would never do that. I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again."Didn't Megan get the memo? Hollywood starlets aren't supposed to console heart-broken 14-year-olds these days. Teachers are. Oh, and after reading this story, I can pretty much guarantee you three things in life: 1. Death, 2. Taxes, and 3. There'll be 400 dudes holding out a single rose at Megan's next public appearance -- which of course is all just a big waste of their time . . . since I'll be there with a dozen. According to this rose chart I have, that's at least worth a reach around.