Solange Magnano

Solange Magnano

What's worse than having liquid injected into your ass by an incompetent doctor? Having liquid injected into your ass by an incompetent doctor . . . and then dying. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.

Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires. Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," he said.

Magnano's burial Monday was shown on Argentine television. Dr. Gonzalo Cortes y Tristan said she arrived at his hospital with an acute respiratory deficiency. Her condition deteriorated until she suffered the embolism.

The injections in her butt "went to her brain"? It sounds like this chick let her ass go to her head faster than Kim Kardashian. Hopefully this story teaches women a valuable lesson: If you want to remain sexually appealing as you age, you don't need plastic surgery. You just need what old men have been using for centuries to make themselves more attractive: money.