Sofia Vergara


Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara shopping in Hollywood (6/8)

*16 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara leaving Between The Sheets in Beverly Hills (5/11)

Note to self: Become Sofia Vergara's assistant. Immediately.

*30 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, May 11

Sofia Vergara and her fiance Joe Manganiello arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens out and about in New York (pics start here)

Model Anastasia Nova doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rita Ora out and about in New York (pics start here)

Lily Collins leaving a grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick leaving BBC Radio One Studios in London (pics start here)

Alyson Hannigan shopping for art supplies in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio and Will Arnett filming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Naomi Watts leaving a yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Lazy Ride 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, April 22

Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara at The Big Picture presentation during CinemaCon at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend FKA Twigs leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Sylvester Stallone and his wife Jennifer Flavin spotted out for lunch in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

George Clooney on the set of Money Monster in New York (pics start here)

Lily Collins leaving a friend's house in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton out and about in New York (pics start here)

Lea Michele and her boyfriend Matthew Paetz hiking at TreePeople Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Model Sami Miro walking her dog in L.A. (pics start here)

Sharon Stone out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Amber Heard out and about in New York (pics start here)

Amy Adams shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Joe Manganiello out for lunch in Brentwood (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara in the new Vanity Fair

It's not unusual that two exes would fight over a kid . . . um, except in this case. Sofia Vergara's ex Nick Loeb is suing to prevent her from destroying two cryopreserved female embryos the former couple created through in vitro fertilization. Via In Touch:
Nick, who filed the suit under the pseudonym John Doe, "seeks to ensure that the Female Embryos are not destroyed, but Jane Doe [SofĂ­a] refuses to agree to their preservation under all circumstances," the document obtained by 'In Touch' states.

The court papers also claim the 42-year-old actress "was physically and mentally abusive" to Nick on numerous occasions. "She punched him in the face on two occasions, kicked him, and threw her phone at his head. She also routinely bullied him, calling him a 'loser,' 'worthless' and other degrading names," according to the papers.
So what, she's Colombian. That sounds like a normal Tuesday to me.
"Nick has always wanted to be a father and will do whatever it takes to save these two remaining female embryos," an insider close to the situation tells 'In Touch.' "Nick is very emotionally invested in these female embryos because he's pro-life and believes life begins at conception."
So you're telling me there's two frozen babies out there just waiting to be born? And they're girls? And they're half Sofia Vergara? Anyone want to help me set up a GoFundMe for Nick's legal costs?

*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara in her younger days

Like any respectable journalist, I have a Google alert set up for news articles featuring the terms "Sofia Vergara" and "boobs." Every morning I wake up and check my inbox like a kid on Christmas morning. Today's alert? Sofia's thoughts on fake tits in the May issue of Vanity Fair:
"Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here," she said. "It's not fun."
Massive breasts isn't fun for you, Sofia, but neither is Street Fighter II Champion Edition. But you want to guess what my absolute favorite video game of all time is? Get where I'm going with this?

*30 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Fake Tits 1
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Sofia Vergara leaving Michael's Genuine in Miami (2/27)

Yes. The answer is yes.

*35 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, February 5

Sofia Vergara arriving at a CrossFit class in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale arriving at Heathrow International Airport in London (pics start here)

Annie Wersching at a screening of the Amazon Original Series Bosch in L.A. (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving at Maxfields in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mila Kunis arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Greene and Cara Santana shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman on the set of The Secret In Their Eyes in L.A. (pics start here)

Myleene Klass leaving Smooth FM Radio in London (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger leaving the London Palladium (pics start here)

Model Desire Cordero at the Maybelline Make Up New Collection Event at the Palacio de Cibeles in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara CrossFit Body 1
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 20

Sofia Vergara leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Gosselin at a grocery store in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania (pics start here)

Taylor Swift on her way to a meeting in New York (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith on her way to a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio riding her bike in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Vanessa Williams arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Michelle Monaghan shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Josh Brolin filming Hail Caesar! in downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Actress Rochelle Aytes (Mistresses) shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katie Holmes arriving at Berlin Tegel International Airport in Germany (pics start here)

Jessica Chastain at a photocall for A Most Violent Year held at the Soho Hotel in London (pics start here)

*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Fugly Pants 1
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Sofia Vergara arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (12/3)

Sofia Vergara is probably a better citizen than you. The actress revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night that she got a perfect score on her citizenship test earlier this year.
"They make you [jump through hoops] because they have to make sure that you deserve to be part of the country. The most interesting thing for me was, they give you like a hundred questions that you have to learn, and then they give you a quiz, like a test. I got all questions perfect. Yes, all of them... I got all the questions! It took me a lot of time to get my residence even though I was working here for a long time."
Thanks to our exclusive insider sources, Celebslam actually managed to get a hold of the exact citizenship test that Sofia aced:

United States Citizenship Test

Section 1.

1. Are your tits the size of watermelons? [YES][NO]

2. Do you weight less than 150 pounds? [YES][NO]

*If [YES] to Questions 1 and 2, proceed to Section 3.



Section 2.

1. The idea of self-government is in the first three words of the Constitution. What are these words?

2. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?

3. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?

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10. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the states. What is one power of the states?


Section 3.

Congratulations, you're a citizen!

*25 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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