Sofia Vergara


Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello at Miami International Airport (7/27)

Joe Manganiello is in it for the long run. Rather than a simple fling, it looks like he's officially dating Sofia Vergara. The two went on their first official trip together over the weekend in Miami. They had a romantic dinner, laid out by the pool, and went motorboating. Lots and lots of motorboating. *brrbbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrr*

(that's a motorboat sound)

*25 Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara dating Joe Manganiello

Big congratulations to True Blood star Joe Manganiello. He got his maritime license and is now motorboating the newly-single Sofia Vergara. An insider told Us Weekly:
"It's very, very new," one insider says. "They're having fun and getting to know each other."

Another source notes that they were introduced at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May, but that Vergara was there with then-fiance Nick Loeb. "That's the first time Sofia and Joe met," the source says.
Upon hearing that his ex-fiancee hooked up with Joe Manganiello, the Onion Crunch King of New York, Nick Loeb, started laughing, wondering why Sofia would date someone who doesn't have one product on the shelves at Costco. Needless to say, Nick's flippant attitude angered Joe, so he threw a car at him. He can do that.

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*16 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara for Kmart Swim

+ Cara Delevingne has got legs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rumer Willis has three boobs [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ The model mugshot guy speaks [The Blemish]
+ McKayla Maroney is taking her cleavage to new levels [Guyism]
+ Pizza! And Cake! [Brobible]

+ Channing Tatum looks like he's given up [Socialite Life]
+ Megan Fox is a mean mom [Evil Beet]
+ Honeymoon period over for Kaley Cuoco [Cele|bitchy]
+ Elizabeth Olsen looks gorgeous [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Rose McGowan looking awesome in a bikini

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Sofia Vergara wants a baby inside of her

Even though she dumped her fiance last month, Sofia Vergara is still determined to have a baby . . . I like where this is headed . . . but she's gonna use a surrogate. What an absolute slap to the face of mother nature and men everywhere. A source told Closer:
"Sofia already took fertility injections and had her eggs frozen in preparation. When Manolo was born, she was too young and scared to relax and enjoy being a mom. Now she's mature and successful enough to really appreciate the experience. Sofia has a very close friend who knew how much she wanted to be a second-time mom, so she's volunteered to carry the child."
Sofia Vergara wanting a baby, but not letting a man experience the joy of dumping a baby into her might be one of the greatest tragedies of all time. If Shakespeare was still alive, he'd write a three act play about it.

*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb in Sydney, Australia (2/22)

Our prayers have been answered. Sofia Vergara dumped her fiance, Nick Loeb. Finally, I'll have a chance to bang her . . . and by "I" I mean "John Mayer or Adam Levine." Sofia wrote on her WhoSay page:
Not that anyone should care, but in order to not give the press the chance to invent crazy and hurtful drama, I prefer to tell my fans personally that Nick and I have decided to be apart. We have been having too many problems with having to figure out how to spend time together and because of my work and now his, it's been getting worse and worse, not fun anymore. We are still very close but we believe this is the best thing for us right now.
Nick needs to look on the bright side: He no longer has free and easy access to Sofia Vergara's boobs or bank account, but he still has onions:

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Yep, Nick owns that company. Sofia Vergara was engaged to the Onion Crunch King:
In the past, Vergara hasn't been happy with Loeb's onion peddling. He once reportedly tried to get President Obama to pose for a pic holding Onion Crunch on a trip to the White House with Vergara. He also smuggled in smaller packets of the flavoring, trying to get them to Obama's chef. (Daily News)
Shocked that this relationship didn't work out. Your fiancee has boobs straight out of a comic book and you're more worried about onions.

*20 Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara arriving to the Make It Fight Foundation gala in New Orleans (5/17)

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Sofia Vergara in the May issue of Women's Health

Sofia Vergara. Threesome. If that isn't enough to convince you to go see Fading Gigolo, I don't know what is. Sofia tells E! News that if it wasn't for the old snatch flasher herself, Sharon Stone, she never would have gotten through the scene (with John Turturro):
"At the beginning, I was a little nervous because...I've never done anything like this, not in real life or on camera. So it was a little nerve-wracking. When I arrived on the set, Sharon was very supportive. She was very nice. She told me, 'Just follow me, I've done this many times, it's going to be fine, just relax.' "
Why would Sofia be nervous for a three-way dance with Sharon Stone and John Turtorro? Even though Sharon's been refurbished, she's clearly not (nor has she ever been) in Sofia's league. And John? Come on, this guy is the luckiest actor in the history of cinema. This talking velociraptor is in more demand for shitty roles than Jake Gyllenhaal and Tara Reid's love child. John is basically Steve Buscemi with a Jewfro. If I were Sofia, I'd make Sharon and John carry me back and forth from my limo . . . and I'd send a series of naked selfies to Celebslam.com (ankles behind the head, please).

*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara in 1992

+ Rihanna is not wearing panties [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Yes, it is the "show" that is hurting her [Celebrity Toob]
+ Classic Gwyneth Paltrow [IDLYITW]
+ More of the Royal Upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Julia Louis-Dreyfus got naked [The Superficial]

+ Well this is absolutely terrifying [Guyism]
+ Hot girls with tattoos [Linkiest]
+ Miranda Kerr's version of business casual [moejackson]
+ Mmmmmm, liquor and Xanax [Cele|bitchy]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Romanian model Beatrice Chirita in a bikini

*5 Sofia Vergara swimsuit pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, February 21

Sofia Vergara and Ty Burrell filming Modern Family at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Katheryn Winnick at the Genlux new issue release party at Luxe Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Chrissy Teigen and her husband John Legend out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Model Ana Braga at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Amy Adams leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Padma Lakshmi out and about in New York (pics start here)

Maria Menounos on the set of Extra at Universal CityWalk in Universal City (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon on her way to Asakuma Sushi Delivery in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Reality star DeAnna Pappas (The Bachelorette) out for a walk in L.A. (pics start here)

Nikki Reed walking her dogs at Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here)

Selena Gomez out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

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Sofia Vergara filming an episode of Modern Family on Sydney Harbour in Sydney, Australia (2/20)

*30 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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