Sofia Vergara


Sofia Vergara leaving a spin class in Brentwood (9/11)

There's no easy way to get over Sofia Vergara dumping your ass, but I'll be damned if Nick Loeb isn't trying his hardest. Talking to the New York Post last week, Nick took the "she wasn't good enough for me anyways" approach and slammed his ex:
"I'm sort of a conservative, so I like a girl to dress a little classier," he says.

Meaning not a lot of Vergara-style cleavage?

"No," he said. "I've always sort of liked the more classic, elegant look on a woman."
You know what trumps a woman dressing like Elizabeth Taylor? Tits the size of watermelons. Me thinks Nick Loeb has his priorities mixed up. Dude needs to stop snorting the onion dust

*15 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Classy Dresser 1
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Sofia Vergara in Miami (7/26)

Sofia Vergara is apparently having the "best sex ever" with her new boyfriend Joe Manganiello. Probably because he looks like Thor and she has tits the size of watermelons. From OK!:
The happiest person on the Modern Family set is also the sexiest! Colombian bombshell Sofia Vergara, 42, is telling everyone she's head over heels for her new guy, True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello, 37, and the reason is clear: He's fantastic in the sack!

"Sofia has very high demands when it comes to sex, so far her to rave like that is huge," says a source on the sitcom set. "She says that he rocks her world - and he has a body to die for! It's a real dig at [ex-fiance] Nick Loeb, but she says Joe has taken her places she never knew existed."
Shouldn't this story just be titled: "Go ahead and kill yourself, Nick Loeb"?  I mean, who wants to hear about the great sex their ex is having in their new relationship? Talk about kicking a guy when he's down -- that's like dropping leaflets over Hiroshima about how many office buildings your new nuclear power plant can electrify. If Nick wants to get back at Sofia, he should just do what all broken-hearted guys do when they get dumped: eat cry her sister.

*10 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Best Sex Ever 1
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Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family in Beverly Hills (8/8)

Is it wrong that I'm more attracted to Sofia Vergara when she looks like she has a mental imbalance? There's just something about going to sleep at night and not knowing if all the kitchen knives will be there in the morning that really turns me on. No, but seriously producers of Modern Family. Just stick to the tight dresses and scenes where she runs after things.

*25 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Hot Mess 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, August 6

Sofia Vergara running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Cara Delevingne leaving a restaurant in London (pics start here)

Actress Saffron Burrows leaving a hair salon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Whitney Cummings arriving at a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Daisy Lowe out and about in Primrose Hill, London (pics start here)

Kathy Griffin leaving Toast Bakery Cafe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks at a screening of God's Pocket at the BFI in London (pics start here)

Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Biel on the set of New Girl in downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Tara Reid leaving Hollywood Today Live studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving Nine Zero One salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello at Miami International Airport (7/27)

Joe Manganiello is in it for the long run. Rather than a simple fling, it looks like he's officially dating Sofia Vergara. The two went on their first official trip together over the weekend in Miami. They had a romantic dinner, laid out by the pool, and went motorboating. Lots and lots of motorboating. *brrbbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrr*

(that's a motorboat sound)

*25 Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Joe Manganiello Kiss 1
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Sofia Vergara dating Joe Manganiello

Big congratulations to True Blood star Joe Manganiello. He got his maritime license and is now motorboating the newly-single Sofia Vergara. An insider told Us Weekly:
"It's very, very new," one insider says. "They're having fun and getting to know each other."

Another source notes that they were introduced at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May, but that Vergara was there with then-fiance Nick Loeb. "That's the first time Sofia and Joe met," the source says.
Upon hearing that his ex-fiancee hooked up with Joe Manganiello, the Onion Crunch King of New York, Nick Loeb, started laughing, wondering why Sofia would date someone who doesn't have one product on the shelves at Costco. Needless to say, Nick's flippant attitude angered Joe, so he threw a car at him. He can do that.

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*16 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara for Kmart Swim

+ Cara Delevingne has got legs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rumer Willis has three boobs [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ The model mugshot guy speaks [The Blemish]
+ McKayla Maroney is taking her cleavage to new levels [Guyism]
+ Pizza! And Cake! [Brobible]

+ Channing Tatum looks like he's given up [Socialite Life]
+ Megan Fox is a mean mom [Evil Beet]
+ Honeymoon period over for Kaley Cuoco [Cele|bitchy]
+ Elizabeth Olsen looks gorgeous [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Rose McGowan looking awesome in a bikini

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Sofia Vergara wants a baby inside of her

Even though she dumped her fiance last month, Sofia Vergara is still determined to have a baby . . . I like where this is headed . . . but she's gonna use a surrogate. What an absolute slap to the face of mother nature and men everywhere. A source told Closer:
"Sofia already took fertility injections and had her eggs frozen in preparation. When Manolo was born, she was too young and scared to relax and enjoy being a mom. Now she's mature and successful enough to really appreciate the experience. Sofia has a very close friend who knew how much she wanted to be a second-time mom, so she's volunteered to carry the child."
Sofia Vergara wanting a baby, but not letting a man experience the joy of dumping a baby into her might be one of the greatest tragedies of all time. If Shakespeare was still alive, he'd write a three act play about it.

*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Baby 1
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Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb in Sydney, Australia (2/22)

Our prayers have been answered. Sofia Vergara dumped her fiance, Nick Loeb. Finally, I'll have a chance to bang her . . . and by "I" I mean "John Mayer or Adam Levine." Sofia wrote on her WhoSay page:
Not that anyone should care, but in order to not give the press the chance to invent crazy and hurtful drama, I prefer to tell my fans personally that Nick and I have decided to be apart. We have been having too many problems with having to figure out how to spend time together and because of my work and now his, it's been getting worse and worse, not fun anymore. We are still very close but we believe this is the best thing for us right now.
Nick needs to look on the bright side: He no longer has free and easy access to Sofia Vergara's boobs or bank account, but he still has onions:

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Yep, Nick owns that company. Sofia Vergara was engaged to the Onion Crunch King:
In the past, Vergara hasn't been happy with Loeb's onion peddling. He once reportedly tried to get President Obama to pose for a pic holding Onion Crunch on a trip to the White House with Vergara. He also smuggled in smaller packets of the flavoring, trying to get them to Obama's chef. (Daily News)
Shocked that this relationship didn't work out. Your fiancee has boobs straight out of a comic book and you're more worried about onions.

*20 Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara arriving to the Make It Fight Foundation gala in New Orleans (5/17)

*25 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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