Sofia Vergara

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, February 7

Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family in L.A. (pics start here)

Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner at the premiere of The Vow at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard on the set of the Untitled James Gray Project in New York (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli leaving the "2012 Laureus World Sports Awards" at Central Hall Westminster in London (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale heading to a dance studio in North Hollywood (pics start here)

Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon at Anesis Spa in London (pics start here)

Jodie Foster leaving Whole Foods in L.A. (pics start here)

Penelope Ann Miller at AARP's 11th Annual Movies for Grownups Awards at the Beverly Hilshere Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rachel McAdams heading to a business meeting in L.A. (pics start here)

*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara leaving Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills (1/28)

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Sofia Vergara at the 23rd Annual Producer's Guild Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/21)

The 23rd Annual Producer's Guild Awards were Saturday night in Beverly Hills, and of course Sofia Vergara was there in all of her glory. There's an unconfirmed rumor that her head was also there. I must stress that these are *unconfirmed* rumors. Personally, I'm not buying it.

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Sofia Vergara is a hero

You thought Sofia Vergara was nothing more than two tits and an ass? Oh no. She's a much more complex woman than that. She has a heart dammit. And she goes out of her way to help those less fortunate than her. Like alcoholics. Via Contact Music:

Actress Sofia Vergara became a heroine on New Year's Eve after she and her medic cousin rushed to revive a reveler who had passed out in a casino. The sexy Latina star and her entourage were leaving the club Hyde in Las Vegas when they spotted a woman tumble over in front of them.

Vergara recalls, "It was horrible... so I went running with the high heels and the champagne... My cousin, she's a doctor, so I was screaming for her in case it (was) something that was really bad... We realized that it was... (she was) drunk... We just stayed with her until the paramedics came and took over."

Gorgeous. Talented. Selfless. Sofia Vergara is a giver, not only of erections, but of life and safety. What other A-lister would do such a thing? Mel Gibson? Not if you're Jewish. Angelina Jolie might, depending on who's covering it. Even Meryl Streep once kicked a girl scout in the cervix over a box of cookies (although some would argue that those cookies are worth it). So for all of you who are insanely jealous of further Congressional Medal of Honor winning Sofia, you should be . . . you should be.

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Sofia Vergara bikini pics!

Wanted to start off the day by catching up on some pics I didn't post during yesterday's day of bikini madness. With that said, here's some pics of Sofia Vergara chilling in Mexico over the holiday weekend (with her friend Ingrid Casares). If you concentrate hard enough, you can actually make out a real life human head on Sofia's shoulders right above her tits. Weird that I never noticed that before.

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Sofia Vergara at the 69th Golden Globe Awards Nominations Announcement held at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills (12/15)

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Sofia Vergara leaving the set of Modern Family in L.A. (12/14)

OK that's just not fair. I'm already bummed out that I don't get to have sex with Sofia Vergara on a nightly basis (shoot!), but does she really have to fuck with me by wearing stuff like this? Mix in a pantsuit or two, just for my sanity. Bitch.

In Afghanistan, it's actually legal to rape a chick that dresses like that. Probably.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, December 7

Sofia Vergara filming Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lisa Kudrow arriving at a hair salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lindsay Ellingson at the premiere of The Sitter at Chelsea Cinemas in New York (pics start here)

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their kids shopping at FAO Schwartz in New York (pics start here)

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge promoting Bongo Jeans in Hollywood (pics start here)

Selma Blair heading to a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Will Smith returning to his hotel in New York (pics start here)

Dianna Agron, Lea Michele, and Heather Morris filming Glee in Venice (pics start here)

Freida Pinto arriving in London on the Eurostar train from Paris (pics start here)

Rachel McAdams at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes 2 at the Village Theatre in Westwood (pics start here)

Chanel Iman unveiling DKNY's "Golden Delicious" million dollar fragrance bottle at the DKNY store in New York (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana shopping for a Christmas tree in Hollywood (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Sofia Vergara showing off her two talents

Sofia Vergara's old publicist wanted her to get a boob reduction. Satan, I think his name was Satan. From her interview in this month's Health:

"When I moved to America, I was more voluptuous, and I felt a little different. And one time, years ago, I remember my publicist [at the time] told me, 'I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.' My mother almost had a heart attack. She was like, "God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!" I don’t regret not doing it, because now it’s become a big part of [my character Gloria on Modern Family]."

Sofia's boobs have become "a big part" of her career? Those things ARE her career. If she'd listened to that idiot publicist years ago, she'd be just another flat-chested bimbo with no discernible talent whatsoever -- sort of like Paris Hilton. No, Sofia's mom was right. Having those things cut off would have made God angry . . . and my wrist weaker.

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Sofia Vergara at the 2011 Latin Grammy Awards at Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas (11/10)

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