Sofia Vergara in Miami
Sofia Vergara is apparently having the "best sex ever" with her new boyfriend Joe Manganiello. Probably because he looks like Thor and she has tits the size of watermelons. From OK!
The happiest person on the Modern Family set is also the sexiest! Colombian bombshell Sofia Vergara, 42, is telling everyone she's head over heels for her new guy, True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello, 37, and the reason is clear: He's fantastic in the sack!
"Sofia has very high demands when it comes to sex, so far her to rave like that is huge," says a source on the sitcom set. "She says that he rocks her world - and he has a body to die for! It's a real dig at [ex-fiance] Nick Loeb, but she says Joe has taken her places she never knew existed."
Shouldn't this story just be titled: "Go ahead and kill yourself, Nick Loeb"? I mean, who wants to hear about the great sex their ex is having in their new relationship? Talk about kicking a guy when he's down -- that's like dropping leaflets over Hiroshima about how many office buildings your new nuclear power plant can electrify. If Nick wants to get back at Sofia, he should just do what all broken-hearted guys do when they get dumped:
her sister.*10 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family in Beverly Hills
Is it wrong that I'm more attracted to Sofia Vergara when she looks like she has a mental imbalance? There's just something about going to sleep at night and not knowing if all the kitchen knives will be there in the morning that really turns me on. No, but seriously producers of Modern Family
. Just stick to the tight dresses and scenes where she runs after things.*25 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, August 6
running errands in L.A. (pics start here
leaving a restaurant in London (pics start here
Actress Saffron Burrows
leaving a hair salon in Hollywood (pics start here
arriving at a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
Model Daisy Lowe
out and about in Primrose Hill, London (pics start here
leaving Toast Bakery Cafe in Hollywood (pics start here
out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here
at a screening of God's Pocket
at the BFI in London (pics start here
and his wife Amanda Anka
out and about in New York (pics start here
on the set of New Girl
in downtown L.A. (pics start here
leaving Hollywood Today Live
studios in Hollywood (pics start here
leaving Nine Zero One salon in West Hollywood (pics start here
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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello at Miami International Airport
Joe Manganiello is in it for the long run. Rather than a simple fling
, it looks like he's officially dating Sofia Vergara. The two went on their first official trip together over the weekend in Miami. They had a romantic dinner, laid out by the pool, and went motorboating. Lots and lots of motorboating. *brrbbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrr
(that's a motorboat sound)*25 Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara dating Joe Manganiello
Big congratulations to True Blood
star Joe Manganiello. He got his maritime license and is now motorboating the newly-single
Sofia Vergara. An insider told Us Weekly
"It's very, very new," one insider says. "They're having fun and getting to know each other."
Another source notes that they were introduced at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May, but that Vergara was there with then-fiance Nick Loeb. "That's the first time Sofia and Joe met," the source says.
Upon hearing that his ex-fiancee hooked up with Joe Manganiello, the Onion Crunch King of New York, Nick Loeb, started laughing, wondering why Sofia would date someone who doesn't have one product on the shelves at Costco. Needless to say, Nick's flippant attitude angered Joe, so he threw a car at him. He can do that.*16 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara for Kmart Swim
+ Cara Delevingne has got legs [Drunken Stepfather
+ Rumer Willis has three boobs [TaxiDriverMovie
+ The model mugshot guy speaks [The Blemish
+ McKayla Maroney is taking her cleavage to new levels [Guyism
+ Pizza! And Cake! [Brobible
+ Channing Tatum looks like he's given up [Socialite Life
+ Megan Fox is a mean mom [Evil Beet
+ Honeymoon period over for Kaley Cuoco [Cele|bitchy
+ Elizabeth Olsen looks gorgeous [I'm Not Obsessed
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY
: Rose McGowan looking awesome in a bikini
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Sofia Vergara wants a baby inside of her
Even though she dumped her fiance last month
, Sofia Vergara is still determined to have a baby . . . I like where this is headed . . . but she's gonna use a surrogate. What an absolute slap to the face of mother nature and men everywhere. A source told Closer
"Sofia already took fertility injections and had her eggs frozen in preparation. When Manolo was born, she was too young and scared to relax and enjoy being a mom. Now she's mature and successful enough to really appreciate the experience. Sofia has a very close friend who knew how much she wanted to be a second-time mom, so she's volunteered to carry the child."
Sofia Vergara wanting a baby, but not letting a man experience the joy of dumping a baby into her might be one of the greatest tragedies of all time. If Shakespeare was still alive, he'd write a three act play about it.
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Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb in Sydney, Australia
Our prayers have been answered. Sofia Vergara dumped her fiance, Nick Loeb. Finally, I'll have a chance to bang her . . . and by "I" I mean "John Mayer or Adam Levine." Sofia wrote on her WhoSay
Not that anyone should care, but in order to not give the press the chance to invent crazy and hurtful drama, I prefer to tell my fans personally that Nick and I have decided to be apart. We have been having too many problems with having to figure out how to spend time together and because of my work and now his, it's been getting worse and worse, not fun anymore. We are still very close but we believe this is the best thing for us right now.
Nick needs to look on the bright side: He no longer has free and easy access to Sofia Vergara's boobs or bank account, but he still has onions:
Yep, Nick owns that company. Sofia Vergara was engaged to the Onion Crunch King:
In the past, Vergara hasn't been happy with Loeb's onion peddling. He once reportedly tried to get President Obama to pose for a pic holding Onion Crunch on a trip to the White House with Vergara. He also smuggled in smaller packets of the flavoring, trying to get them to Obama's chef. (Daily News)
Shocked that this relationship didn't work out. Your fiancee has boobs straight out of a comic book and you're more worried about onions.
*20 Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara arriving to the Make It Fight Foundation gala in New Orleans (5/17)
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Sofia Vergara in the May issue of Women's Health
Sofia Vergara. Threesome. If that isn't enough to convince you to go see Fading Gigolo
, I don't know what is. Sofia tells E! News
that if it wasn't for the old snatch flasher herself, Sharon Stone, she never would have gotten through the scene (with John Turturro):
"At the beginning, I was a little nervous because...I've never done anything like this, not in real life or on camera. So it was a little nerve-wracking. When I arrived on the set, Sharon was very supportive. She was very nice. She told me, 'Just follow me, I've done this many times, it's going to be fine, just relax.' "
Why would Sofia be nervous for a three-way dance with Sharon Stone and John Turtorro? Even though Sharon's been refurbished, she's clearly not (nor has she ever been) in Sofia's league. And John? Come on, this guy is the luckiest actor in the history of cinema. This talking velociraptor is in more demand for shitty roles than Jake Gyllenhaal and Tara Reid's love child. John is basically Steve Buscemi with a Jewfro. If I were Sofia, I'd make Sharon and John carry me back and forth from my limo . . . and I'd send a series of naked selfies to Celebslam.com (ankles behind the head, please).
*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery: