Sofia Vergara


Sofia Vergara arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (12/3)

Sofia Vergara is probably a better citizen than you. The actress revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night that she got a perfect score on her citizenship test earlier this year.
"They make you [jump through hoops] because they have to make sure that you deserve to be part of the country. The most interesting thing for me was, they give you like a hundred questions that you have to learn, and then they give you a quiz, like a test. I got all questions perfect. Yes, all of them... I got all the questions! It took me a lot of time to get my residence even though I was working here for a long time."
Thanks to our exclusive insider sources, Celebslam actually managed to get a hold of the exact citizenship test that Sofia aced:

United States Citizenship Test

Section 1.

1. Are your tits the size of watermelons? [YES][NO]

2. Do you weight less than 150 pounds? [YES][NO]

*If [YES] to Questions 1 and 2, proceed to Section 3.



Section 2.

1. The idea of self-government is in the first three words of the Constitution. What are these words?

2. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?

3. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?

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10. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the states. What is one power of the states?


Section 3.

Congratulations, you're a citizen!

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Sofia Vergara leaving the Soho House in West Hollywood (11/30)

You want to know why Sofia Vergara is the highest paid actress on television? There. That's why.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, November 10

Sofia Vergara out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Camilla Belle arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Margot Robbie at Stakes Day in Melbourne, Australia (pics start here)

Kaley Cuoco leaving yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)

Tom Hanks on the set of St. James Place in Berlin (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Jennifer Lawrence at the premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 in London (pics start here)

Emily Blunt and her husband John Krasinski leaving a private gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West heading to their office in L.A. (pics start here)

Natalie Dormer leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family in L.A. (11/4)

Even though they've only been dating for a few months, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello might already be engaged. Sofia was spotted wearing a huge engagement ring earlier this week on the set of Modern Family. Then again, maybe it's just a prop for the show. What I'm trying to say is that Sofia Vergara might be engaged. Or she might not be. What's very clear is that it's unclear. And you can take that scoop to the bank!

*30 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Sofia Vergara in the November issue of Shape

+ Iggy Azalea's booty puts on a great show [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Kelly Osbourne is bouncy [The Superficial]
+ Chloe Sevigny topless in some foreign magazine (NSFW) [WWTDD]
+ Kendall and Kylie = FAIL [IDLYITW]
+ Miley Cyrus nip slip (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Beauties in tight dresses [Linkiest]
+ Hilary Duff is all smiles [moejackson]
+ Taylor Swift is gonna be a billionaire [Brobible]
+ Queen Latifah takes a stand against Bill Cosby [Dlisted]

+ Friends don't let friends inject Synthol [Caveman Circus]
+ Oh hi topless Penelope Cruz (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Starbucks first LGBT ad [popbytes]
+ You smug bitch [Cele|bitchy]

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  • Sofia Vergara Shape November 1
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Nick Loeb and Sofia Vergara at the 2014 Angel Ball at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (10/20)

Awk. Ward. Sofia Vergara ran into her shit-talking ex Nick Loeb on Monday night. The two were both at the 2014 Angel Ball in New York when they bumped into each other on the red carpet (above). You can tell Sofia's current boyfriend Joe Manganiello wasn't there because Nick didn't get a car thrown at him. Joe does that sometimes when he's angry. He's strong.

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Sofia Vergara leaving the Epione Cosmetic Surgery Center in Beverly Hills (10/2)

"Aw god dammit" as in "Aw god dammit, that's Sofia Vergara leaving a botox clinic in Beverly Hills earlier this week." Enjoy her while you can folks, because I give it about six months before she starts looking like that chick on Fox News that had a stroke.

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Sofia Vergara filming the Halloween episode of Modern Family in L.A. (9/19)

I wouldn't be surprised if Modern Family won a fifth straight Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series. And Sofia Vergara is a shoe-in for Best Tits. Wait, that is a category, right? Doesn't Michael Bay produce it?

*31 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 19

Sofia Vergara leaving Ed Cafe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily Ratajkowski on the set of We Are Your Friends in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Urban Outfitters in Studio City (pics start here)

Emma Stone heading to yoga class in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving Ken Paves Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nina Dobrev arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway on the set of The Intern in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving Coffee Bean in L.A. (pics start here)

Lily Aldridge arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kate Hudson at a photocall for Wish I Was Here at the Empire Leicester Square in London (pics start here)

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Sofia Vergara leaving a spin class in Brentwood (9/11)

There's no easy way to get over Sofia Vergara dumping your ass, but I'll be damned if Nick Loeb isn't trying his hardest. Talking to the New York Post last week, Nick took the "she wasn't good enough for me anyways" approach and slammed his ex:
"I'm sort of a conservative, so I like a girl to dress a little classier," he says.

Meaning not a lot of Vergara-style cleavage?

"No," he said. "I've always sort of liked the more classic, elegant look on a woman."
You know what trumps a woman dressing like Elizabeth Taylor? Tits the size of watermelons. Me thinks Nick Loeb has his priorities mixed up. Dude needs to stop snorting the onion dust

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