They've been putting on a good act for the cameras ... but insiders say it's just a facade to promote her show Snooki & JWoww, which just got renewed for a second season. "Snooki is desperate to stay famous," a source says. "She can't stand to be around Jionni. She's only going to go through with the wedding for a million-dollar payday."Wow, this is unbelievable -- using babies and weddings as props for a reality show is just so shameful and demeaning . . . in other words, I'm surprised the Kardashians haven't filed a copyright infringement lawsuit about it.
Snooki's mad because "he refuses to even touch the baby and acts like he can't hear Lorenzo screaming for attention," the source tells Star. Jionni, meanwhile, claims "the only reason he's laid off helping so much is to force her to do more."
It's gotten so bad that the two can barely stay in the same room without being at each other's throats. The insider laments: "It's quite sad, really, and the one who is suffering the most with their selfish behavior and constant fighting is poor baby Lorenzo." (Print Edition - 11/12)
The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world, weighing 6 pounds, 5 ounces. Nicole, Jionni and Enzo are doing great!And with life comes death, as Neil Armstrong passed away this Saturday from complications from a heart bypass surgery he had earlier this month. In a way, I envy the man. He was the first person to walk on the Moon and he never had to live on an Earth where Snooki was a mother. He was one bad ass motherfucker.
After weeks of rumors, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant -- and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.I may be in the minority here, but I think Snooki is going to be an AMAZING mom. I really don't see anything going wrong with this pregnancy.]
"I have different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready."
Adds LaValle: "We are not going to screw this up."
The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news "right after New Year's," she said. Snooki's first thought? "'Shit, I've been drinking!' I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy." she admits.Um, nevermind. Honestly, if this kid's not born with two heads and a claw for a hand, it's gonna be a minor miracle.
[Snooki] has big plans for her pending mama-hood. A source close to her revealed there are proposals drafted for Polizzi to put her name on baby clothing, accessories (bibs, rattles, mobiles) and equipment (strollers, cribs).Isn't motherhood beautiful? There's nothing that glorifies the miracle of childbirth like selling Snooki Tequila with placenta strands instead of worms on QVC. I'm sorry if you were eating while reading this site, but you really should know better by now. OK, did you really expect Snooki NOT to cash in on that thing growing inside her? Where the untrained eye and weak-stomached see a future cancer on society or the incarnation of the antichrist, Snooki and I see at least 5 seasons of Growing Up Stupid. Trust me, if there's any network that can make prenatal alcohol syndrome funny, it's MTV. And by "make," I mean "should be held responsible for."
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