HuffPo: Snooki, things got hot and heavy with Deena [another one of the "Jersey Shore" roommates] last season. Do you consider yourself bisexual?Snooki then went on to say how she hopes the E.U. member states solve their debt crisis sooner rather than later because the whole mess has a real chance of snowballing from a continental crisis into a global catastrophe, picking up steam through each default or downgrade. Oh no, that's right. She didn't.
Snooki: "I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented."
[Snooki] tweeted not to long ago that she wants "knockers" like her Jersey Shore bestie JWoww. Yup, she's going under the knife!Well, if Snooki insists on going under the knife, I feel it's my responsibility to guide her to the right surgeon, you know, to keep her safe and all. I hear Darfur's nice this time of year. And Afghanistan. Excellent surgeons there at rock bottom prices. You really can't go wrong with either place.
"Very soon. Very soon," Snooki told me earlier today when she and JWoww stopped by E! to promote Thursday night's fifth-season premiere of their hit MTV reality show. "I hope in the next couple of months."
Snookers doesn't actually want bigger boobs. "They're a good size now, but I want them like this when I'm not wearing a bra," she said, cupping and lifting her chest up.
After a roller-coaster year of make-ups and breakups, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jionni LaValle are on a high. So much so that the pint-sized Jersey Shore star, 24, "wants to marry Jionni,' says a Snooki pal. "She's always saying to friends that they're getting married someday. You can tell they really love each other." And while the aspiring teacher has yet to pop the question, a second source confirms "she would say yes" if he did. "She loves that Jionni obsesses over her," adds the source. "He supports her career, travels with her and accepts her - the good and the bad." And yes, the drama-prone pair did recently split again, but the pal says "they only broke up for, like, 30 seconds." With the breakup already ancient history, costar Deena Cortese tells Us: "They're doing awesome." (Print Edition - 12/19)Before you pass judgement, let me just say that I'm as patriotic as anyone here. Hell, I'd dare to say that I love my country more than most of you love your mothers, but I think we've come to an impasse in regard to the State of New Jersey. I don't appreciate the colossal dump that the Garden State has been pinching into America's consciousness for the last few years. Sure, New Jersey has given us the greatness of Frank Sinatra and the Camden Riversharks, but it's also given us the scourge that is the cast of Jersey Shore. Snooki is banging-- oh, who gives a shit. I'm putting an end to this nonsense. It's time for a fourth Continental Congress. We need a decision once and for all on what to do with NJ. I suggest it be treated like an aggressive rouge state and its citizens like enemy combatants. Snooki, JWoww, Uncle Nino, Sleepy, Stupid, and the rest of them should be given accommodations down in Guantanamo Bay (it's not as if Obama closed it). The next time I see the word "Snooki" I want it to be immediately followed with "felt the crack of a border patrol agent's nightstick . . ."
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confesses that she scrubs her face with kitty litter. But she's not using excrement as an exfoliant: "Clean cat litter," insists the Jersey Shore star. "I don't like to spend money on spa treatments, because I'm a cheapo." (Print Edition - 12/12)What a coincidence. Snooki rubs cat shit on her face to save money, and I rub bleach in my eyes when I look at Snooki. Meanwhile, MTV laughs at all of us for watching this shit. Kill yourselves.
More than a year after they started dating, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her beau, Jionni LaValle, have split, In Touch can exclusively reveal. “It happened after her birthday party last weekend in Las Vegas,” a friend says of the 23-year-old Jersey Shore vixen. “They’re done!” And it seems that the reality star’s thin new frame is to blame for the parting. “Snooki broke up with him because she is looking better than ever and wants to date someone famous,” the friend explains.Snooki, good luck finding someone famous to date. With all of your venereal diseases, your choices are going to be limited to Paris Hilton or anyone that she's slept with. Besides, just because she's lost a little weight doesn't mean Snooki's desirable now. If she really wants a new man, she'll need to lose something more important -- her voice box.
HSN is betting Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's signature fragrance will be a "must have" holiday gift, giving her a two-hour prime time slot to debut the new scent.What is this perfume supposed to smell like? Vomit? Desperation? No, there's a simple 3 step process you can follow to get the same fragrance as Snooki without having to pay for it. Step 1: lick the inside of a dirty ashtray. Step 2: roll around in feces. Step 3: repeat steps 1 and 2 every ten minutes. Frankly, what Snooki should really be promoting is a miracle elixir designed to prevent you from smelling like her -- called "soap."
"The Jersey Shore" reality TV star known for her trademark indoor tan will launch the perfume "Snooki" along with a product line that includes handbags, slippers, sunglasses and her beloved stuffed animal "Crocodilly," on Nov. 10 on HSN.
"A Very Snooki Holiday Gift Special" will air from 8 to 10 p.m. EST, the shopping network said Wednesday in a release.
Kelly Brook is noticeable
Model at Midnight: Michelle Vawer
Linsanity has officially jumped the shark
Michael Bay shooting the new Victoria's Secret commercial
Candice Swanepoel's backside is rather amazing
Adriana Lima is really good at bikini modeling
Kim Kardashian is really interested in herself
Sofia Vergara in that dress FTW
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