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Tech wenches in action!

Apologies for the site running shitty this morning. My oversexed tech wenches are on it.

Sorry about all the shit today. The servers have been down half the day. Every new post I create gets erased. We’re gonna figure this thing out over the weekend and I’ll be back on Monday with twice the posts to catch up.

Tech Wenches in Action!

Those of you using Internet Explorer, I know there’s an issue with the text scrolling off the screen. My tech wenches are on it.

The exclusive pic I posted yesterday of Conan O’Brien talking to his stalker David Ajemian in 2006 is getting picked up by EVERYONE. The New York Post was the first to use the picture this morning and they gave me a nice little credit. A handful of Boston TV stations have used the pic. I’ve been on the phone all morning working out deals with various media outlets and everyone’s agreed to mentioned “Celebslam” if they use the picture. As of 10 A.M. PST I know I’m getting mentions on the following shows today/tonight:

E! News Daily
The Insider
Inside Edition
Showbiz Tonight on CNN (UPDATE)
Boston Globe (UPDATE)
TMZ TV (UPDATE)

Also, the New York Daily News is using the pic (this weekend?) as well as next week’s Us Weekly (now weekly!). If any of you guys see Celebslam mentioned anywhere else, I’d love to hear about it.

Celebslam hits the New York Post

I liked it better last time when they called me “underground and stalker-ish.” You know how much ass I pulled with that line!

NOTE: Original story about The Hills here

It’s been a rocky few weeks (thanks New York Post) but my crack team of engineers finally fixed everything and moved me over to a new server. Commenting has been re-enabled as of … NOW!

I know some/most of the images are coming up with error messages when you click them. I’m working on a fix. Until then, enjoy this video on boating safety:

UPDATE: Image problems fixed. Wheeeee!

Traffic is still through the roof as a result of the New York Post story about my chat with Lindsay Lohan. Commenting has been temporarily disabled to take some of the load off the server … heh heh … load. It should be back up in a week or two.

I love you all but especially you,

Nick

In the wake of the New York Post article about my chat with Lindsay Lohan, I’ve been getting some great messages of support from a lot of you guys. I thought I’d share a few

Jamie said:

Your a stalker
Leave the poor girl alone! LL dosen’t need another creepy stalker jacking off to her every word which you were more than likely doing. I’m ashamed that I even visted your fucked up fantasy sight.

You can thank Jamie for the kind words of encouragement at: fountainofgold@aol.com

Megan said:

I am just a normal young woman.I would just like to say you must really enjoy making people miserable.Those stars did not make a mchoice to have stalkers because of their fame.And just leave Lindsay alone.Those people are just like us but are on TV.Why don’t you ever harass the others from different TV shows.THEY WILL NEVER SEE TO THE REASON BEHIND WHY YOU WANTING THEIR LIFE.CAN WE SAY OBSESSED ARE WE.SAD, VERY VERY SAD.GOD BLESS YOU AND HOPE YOU FIND PEACE IN YOUR LIFE.LIFE IS WAAAY BETTER WITHOUT KNOWING OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET THINGS DONE.PLEASE SEE THAT YOU ALL GET PROFESSIONAL HELP.YOU ALL MAKE EVIL MONEY.OR EVEN ANY MONEY.I DON’T CARE.PRIVACY IS VERY IMPORTANT AND IT IS GOOD TO GIVE FAMOUS PEOPLE WHAT PRIVACY mTHEY DO HAVE. LIKE I SAID,GOOD LUCK LIVING LIFE HAPPY TRUELY. VERY VERY SAD.I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR CHATS/WEBSITE.BESIDES YOUR ADVERTISING SUX.I AM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER.I WOULDN’T WANT YOUR BUSINESS FOR THE LIFE OF ME.YOUR BUSINESS IS TRASH.

Stikz said:

You suck

That dumb ass conversation. Jesus. Your site suck ass!

You can thank Jamie for the kind words of encouragement at: Stikz1981@aol.com

Kyle said:

I think its pretty fucked up your blackmailing lindsay… I get a cheap thrill outta reading all the gossip sights.. but after stumbling across yours and reading your talk with Lohan… She just got outta fucking rehab.. give the girl a break for fucksakes… honostly your going to corrupt and drive the girl to drink….again.. You sounded pathetic and weak and your jokes are as funny as something i shit out this morning… All laywers are jewish..ect… wow how fucking witty r u.. i’m gonna stick to perez & dlisted… later ass

Richard said:

Anti-semitic a-hole

Why’d you have to go into that anti-semitic crap in your IM conversation with LL?

Drop dead, you bigoted a-hole

Also, thanks to the few of you that sent me celeb email addresses (I’ll be having fun with those in the coming weeks). Remember, if you have any other celeb emails, AIM names, etc., send them to me.

You may have noticed that the site was running like absolute shit this morning. The Lindsay story I posted on Friday was picked up by some big media outlets like the New York Post and AOL Gossip. Here’s what the Post wrote:

NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay - and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner “Nick” claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: “All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked.”

Regarding the photos, Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted.”

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life–almost always prefaced by ‘handsome’–but never ‘underground’ and ’stalker-ish’ … does this mean I can finally wear my trenchcoat and sunglasses in public? Also, for those people who don’t believe I was talking to the real Lindsay Lohan, note how Lindsay’s rep neither confirms or denies the story. Reps always deny.