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Brittany Murphy may have married a British con man to keep him from being deported. Several weeks back Murphy married "screenwriter" Simon Monjack in a hush-hush ceremony at the couple's Los Angeles home. Well the National Enquirer did a little digging and came up with some dirt on Monjack:

... Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress' tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the "Clueless" cutie knew nothing about. Monjack's lawyer told us the charges are being made by "disgruntled ex-girlfriends" and that immigration lawyers concluded the marriage had no bearing on his visa status. Murphy's rep had no comment. (Source)

C'mon National Enquirer, this is reckless, irresponsible, scandalous reporting--a throwback to the days when yellow journalism reigned. It's obvious Brittany married this dude because of his good looks. And by "good looks" I mean "dude looks like a retarded Jack Black"

God I hate superficial women.