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Sienna Miller disgusted her Factory Girl coworkers by leaving her trailer a mess. And she stole a dog. Wait, what?:
"I am a bit messy," Sienna admitted, "You'll usually find a few cigarettes in there and dirty socks. I even stole someone's dog for company." (Source)
Stealing dogs is just wrong. Because stealing it means you have to feed it. And feeding it means it starts to get attached. And then you almost feel bad when you kick it. *Almost* Some people say my heart is made of pure stone. Don't be foolish. It's cold-forged out of AMERICAN STEEL
I've heard of taking your craft seriously but this goes above and beyond. According to an "insider" close to the production of Sienna Miller's new movie Factory Girl, the sex scene between her and Hayden Christensen is real. The two actors--both 25--became very close on set while Sienna was taking a "break" from then boyfriend Jude Law. After "hanging out" for a month, Sienna left Hayden "devastated" after deciding she wasn't ready for another relationship. According to a friend of Miller:
"Sienna wanted to try to make another go of it with Jude. But again, it didn't work out. At the end of last summer, she and Hayden ended up in Toronto for more shooting. They hadn't talked in six months. But it turned out to be a great reunion."
Yeah, reunions are usually pretty fun when you come. Director George Hickenlooper was asked about the rumor by the New York Daily News
"I can't comment. You'll have to ask Sienna about it."
Which means they had sex. Anytime someone gives a coy response to what seems like a ridiculous question, the ridiculous question is usually true. Like if someone asked you if you've ever whacked off to QVC models and you didn't immediately start yelling at them, I'd have to assume that you have in fact whacked off to QVC models. Not that it's anything to be ashamed of. There was this chick on last night modeling a silk blouse. She tried to play it off, but it was pretty obvious who those seductive stares were meant for.
Is rap mogul Diddy banging Sienna Miller? According to sources, the couple was seen getting awfully cozy at Tao during the Sundance Film Festival. And then on Sunday morning Diddy was photographed dropping Miller off at her New York hotel after a rumored long night of partying. Oh yeah, Diddy just had twins with someone not named Sienna Miller. According to TMZ:
Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street -- and we're told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.
Does it ever not look suspicious asking a photographer to erase footage of you? Diddy could have totally played this off as just him dropping off a friend after a routine night of partying. But then he had to overreact and set everyone's imagination off to the races. I'm picturing Diddy and Miller engaged in some sort of crazy sex game involving dead animals and watermelons. And illegal immigrants. Definitely some illegal immigrants.
Pittsburgh-hater Sienna Miller was seen breaking a few rules at JFK airport before a recent trip. A spy for the New York Post noticed Sienna chatting away on her cell phone despite "signs be posted everywhere" that cell phones are not allowed in Customs":
Cell usage isn't the only rule the "Factory Girl" broke. "She carried two purses on the flight, though you're only allowed one," tattled the spy, who added Miller looked "stylish," except for her "half-black and really gross" thumbnail.
I'm surprised the airport security screeners didn't give Sienna a body cavity search. You guys know screeners have a quota, right? 100 cavities a month I think. That's why you should NEVER fly on the last day of the month when those dudes are just looking for anything to hit their quota. Trust me. About four years ago, I was catching a red eye from Omaha to San Diego towards the end of June. The last thing I remember was a man in a Pittsburgh-hater Sienna Miller was seen breaking a few rules at JFK airport before a recent trip. A spy for the New York Post noticed Sienna chatting away on her cell phone despite "signs be posted everywhere" that cell phones are not allowed in Customs":
Cell usage isn't the only rule the "Factory Girl" broke. "She carried two purses on the flight, though you're only allowed one," tattled the spy, who added Miller looked "stylish," except for her "half-black and really gross" thumbnail.
I'm surprised the airport security screeners didn't give Sienna a body cavity search. You guys know screeners have a quota, right? 100 cavities a month I think. That's why you should NEVER fly on the last day of the month when those dudes are just looking for anything to hit their quota. Trust me. About four years ago, I was catching a red eye from Omaha to San Diego towards the end of June. The last thing I remember was a man in a TSA uniform with a huge grin on his face snapping a rubber glove onto his hand. I blacked out after that. My psychologist says I'll never be able to love again.
Jude Law and Sienna Miller have finally broken up for good. The two were engaged in 2004 when Miller broke it off with Law after he cheated with his nanny, Daisy Wright. "It's a mutual decision," an anonymous source tells People Magazine, "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed." Miller's relationship with ex-wife Sadie Frost may have played a part in the breakup:
Law was divorced from his actress wife Sadie Frost in late 2003 and the couple have three children and another child from Frost's previous relationship. The actor's closeness to his children and by default to Frost has caused tension in his relationship with Miller. "There isn't another person involved but it isn't helped by Jude's devotion to his kids," says the pal.
What kind of fucked up world do we live in where Sienna was fine with Jude drilling the nanny but the devotion to his children is simply unacceptable? NO WORLD I WANT TO BE A PART OF!!
*frantically swipes at wrist with spork stolen from KFC*
P.S. I'm sure Jude's small penis (NSFW) played absolutely no role in the breakup. None whatsoever.
Sienna Miller already upset Pittsburgh by calling the city "Shittsburgh" in a Rolling Stone interview. She continued to act like a prima donna bitch last weekend when she was asked for an ID at local bar Folino's:
Dan Kovacs, the Folino's doorman, talked about his run-in with Pittsburgh's most (un)wanted. He told the actress, "Madame, you're going to need an I.D. to get in here. She says 'Do you know who I am' and I said no but you're going to need your I.D."After getting caught trying to sneak in the club, the actress played the fame card, "She said 'I'm Sienna Miller the actress' and I said, 'I'm Dan Kovacs and I'm for real'," said Kovacs. "She says 'I don't care.' She was just really belligerent. I was shocked." Kovacs continued: "She stepped back and looked up at the Folino's sign and said 'I'm going to put down Folino's as the worst place and Pittsburgh people aren't anything.'"
I've never met this doorman before but I'd really like to share a beer with him. And maybe even a candied apple covered in nuts and caramel. Sure he cost Folino's literally tens of dollars when Sienna's rich London friends visit Pittsburgh on vacation, but sometimes uppity celebrities need to be taken down a peg or two. I never figured Pittsburghians to be so full of sass and wit. Temerity and impudence maybe, but not sass and wit.
Jude Law and Sienna Miller, both in town for the Toronto International Film Festival, were seen together sneaking out the back door of Sotto Sotto restaurant on Monday night.
I'm convinced Jude has actually kidnapped Sienna and the only reason they're still hooking up is because she's suffering from a particularly severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. I mean the guy already publicly humiliated her by sleeping with the nanny. What more does he have to do? About the only thing Jude has going for him are worldwide fame, movie star good looks, and millions upon millions of dollars in the bank. I just can't understand the attraction.
At least my penis is WAY bigger.
