
Sienna Miller at Pier 50 Studios in Beverly Hills (9/9)
Ever since Sienna began her affair with the very-married Balthazar Getty, she's had more paparazzi following her than Britney Spears. I can't really feel sorry for her. She brought this upon herself. I mean, you know the old saying, "If you can't stand the heat, you shouldn't have blown the married guy in your kitchen."


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Sienna Miller flipping off paparazzi in London (8/29)
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+ Mena Suvari Nude Sex Scene from Stuck [Egotastic!]
+ Michael Phelps went to Disney World [Just Jared]
+ Kim K. wants to get rid of her fat ass [F-Listed]
+ Kevin Spacey is totally gay [The Blemish]
+ And the hottest reality star is . . . [Attuworld]
+ Michael Jackson turns the big 5-0 [Cele|bitchy]
+ Louise Glover shoots pool . . . topless [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan's uncle jailed [ICYDK]



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Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty in Italy (7/14)
Note to any of Sienna Miller's friends: If she says she wants to show you a slide show of her recent vacation to Italy, trust me, you wanna be there to watch it.
You know what'd be really fucked up? Make a postcard out of this picture and send it to Balthazar's wife.
"Having the breast time ever in Italy. Hope the newborn's not keeping you up!" Love, Balthazar
NOTE: Check out the full photo set over at Splash News

Sienna Miller's homewreckingness confirmed
Balthazar Getty's wife is "humiliated" that her husband has been gallivanting around Europe with a topless Sienna Miller. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, he has a ten-month-old baby at home, blah blah blah. From People magazine:
Getty, who has a tattoo of his wife's name on his chest, married Rosetta in May 2000. They had their fourth child together 10 months ago."It's humiliating," a friend tells PEOPLE. "Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly."
The two met through Getty's Brothers & Sisters costar Matthew Rhys. Rhys, who briefly hooked up with Miller, was livid when the photos of the couple surfaced, says a source. (Source)
There are several reasons why you've got to give credit to this Balthazar dude for being able to pick up a chick like Sienna. 1. His name is Balthazar. 2. He's still got his wife's name tattooed on his chest. And 3. It's hard to get a chick's number when you smell like the dirty diapers you've been changing all day. Can you really blame him for cheating though? After four kids, the guy's wife has to have a vadge thats more gaping than Paris Hilton the Mariana Trench.

Sienna Miller attacks another paparazzi
I don't know what it is about Sienna Miller but she always seems to be getting into fights with the paparazzi. The latest scuffle took place at LAX earlier this week. Splash News says:
Splash spied Sienna Miller yesterday afternoon as she arrived into Los Angeles LAX airport. The known pap hater was smiling as she waved goodbye to a pal, but looked over dressed in an array of layers, including a woollen dress, tights, Ugg boots and a beanie. So was it the heat that then led the starlet to boil over?As the actress rushed to catch her flight, running with an airport staff member, one pap appeared to get too close, resulting in Sienna taking a swing at the photographer, with her pink handbag. Her vexed appearance was simmered by her airport greeter, but if she hadn't had to catch a flight, I think Miss Miller would have happily gone back for another round!!
Wow! If most girls hit that hard, I'd never get laid.



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Sienna Miller nude!
An enterprising paparazzo snapped some pics of a nude Sienna Miller on the set of her latest film Hippie Hippie Shake. I don't know the exact plot but from the looks of it Sienna plays a chick who's naked all the time. And if my letters had any impact whatsoever, there may also be a girl-on-girl pillow fight scene with lots of accidental kissing and sexy touching.