Jude Law and Sienna Miller leaving C London restaurant in England last year Man, I really thought these two were going to make it this time -- I really thought this eighth time would be different. From
People:
They were hot and heavy over the summer, and still vacationing together after Christmas, but perhaps winter iced over this relationship: Jude Law and Sienna Miller have split up, PEOPLE has learned.
"It is mutual and amicable and they are still friends," a friend of the actors says [of their decision to separate several weeks ago]. "It was an entirely an end-of-the relationship decision. It had run its course."
Adds a rep for Law: "I can confirm that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are no longer in a relationship."
These two separate and get back together more than tectonic plates. I'd believe that these two were broken up for good this time if it weren't for the old saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a dozen or more times, and I may just be retarded." The fact that Jude's now single can only mean one thing: there's an opening for a hot nanny at the Law household.
*20 Jude Law and Sienna Miller pictures total in the gallery:
Jude Law leaving The Wolseley in Mayfair, London (8/19)
Jude Law got absolutely HAMMERED off whiskey shots late last week in London. So how much exactly did he have to drink? Let me put it this way: at the start of the night, he didn't have chest hair.
*16 photos total in the gallery:
Sienna Miller bikini pics! Here's Sienna Miller having a fabulous time in Ibiza today I hate you. Jude Law's also with her but obviously not in the picture above. He had to head back to their yacht a little early to bang the help. Do they make an adult version of those kid leashes that bad parents use?
*15 pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 27
Sienna Miller leaving a party in London (
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Shannon Elizabeth leaving Katsuya in Hollywood (
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Rachel Weisz at a screening of
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Russell Brand outside his house in Los Feliz (
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*103 pics total in the gallery:
Sienna Miller and Jude Law out and about in New York (4/5)
So maybe
getting back together wasn't the greatest idea for
Sienna Miller and noted asshole
Jude Law . . . from the
New York Daily News:
The drama isn't over for Jude Law and Sienna Miller. The recently reunited couple were spotted having a "spectacular falling out" at a nposh London bar, the Daily Mail reports.
"It was like old times," a witness snitched to the paper after Law and Miller reportedly got into a public shouting match following a game of snooker at East London's Shoreditch House.
"They had this blazing row in front of everyone, and Sienna walked out. I couldn’t tell you what the row was about, but Sienna had a huge tantrum," another onlooker said. "It was quite dramatic. As soon as she left, Jude started blatantly chatting up another girl in the club at the bar. She was very pretty and was clearly delighted that this huge movie star was making a move on her. Then, after a while, Sienna came back. You should have seen her face when she saw Jude and this other girl."
There's an ancient Chinese proverb that states: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 622 times, I'LL KILL YOU YOU ASSHOLE." Sadly, it appears that when it comes to the sanctity of their relationship, Sienna's about as delusional
as this guy. Perhaps at this point it would just be better if these two had an open relationship. That way, Sienna could start dating whoever she wanted, and Jude . . . could continue doing exactly what he's doing.
*10 pics total in the gallery:
Jude Law and Sienna Miller at The Costume Institute Gala Benefit in New York (5/3)
The Daily Mail is reporting that Jude Law and former fiance Sienna Miller -- who have been quietly having sexual relations for months now -- are engaged again and planning a summer wedding. Smart move. A long engagement just gives Jude more time to cheat. From the paper:
Following my news that Jude Law and Sienna Miller have got engaged, I hear the couple are planning a wedding in Gloucestershire this summer. Sienna, 28, wants a ‘bohemian-style’ marriage near her country bolthole and has asked her sister Savannah to design the dress.
"They don’t want to jinx things by talking about it, but they have told their nearest and dearest that they would like to get married in the summer," says a chum. "Sienna is also saying that she has some other really exciting news, but she is not saying anything to anyone at the moment."
According to my source, the couple are also planning to have a ‘second’ wedding in New York, which they now consider their home, shortly afterwards.
Jude, 37, and Sienna were engaged before but she broke it off in 2006 after he had an affair with the nanny of his children - he has two sons and a daughter from his marriage to Sadie Frost.
"They have put the past behind them and want to move on," the source said.
Perhaps Sienna has decided to get back with Jude because she's accepted the old adage that "time heals old wounds." Since she has some "other really exciting news," a more likely scenario is that Jude forgot to wear a condom during
their last drunken hook-up. I think we can all agree that for their unborn child's sake, let's just hope these two
do get married live happily ever after stick with male nannies.
*23 pics total in the gallery:
Sienna Miller and Jude Law in Barbados last December I guess Sienna Miller's forgiven and forgotten when it comes to Jude Law cheating on her five years ago. She just moved into his place in London. Next step, sex! From the
Daily Mail:
Now, a friend of the actress says: "Sienna has instructed estate agents Foxtons to put her London house on the market and has decided to move in with Jude. She had it up for sale last year but it didn’t sell."
Sienna has barely stepped through the door of the two-bed ‘bachelorette pad’ in Maida Vale, West London, since she and Jude re-united in New York - where they had been working on Broadway.
"Sienna has already moved most of her stuff into Jude’s place which is very close by," the friend says. "She spends every waking moment with him and that’s the real reason why she wants to get rid of the Maida Vale place. They are back on track and living together is the next step. They had an amazing holiday at Christmas and made a decision to commit to one another. Jude has vowed that his cheating days are behind him and Sienna has begged her family to give him the benefit of the doubt, even though he let her down last time."
It's nice to know Sienna can forgive Jude for his past sexual transgressions. The real test will be if she can ever forgive him for
Alfie and
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Of course, there can only be one reason why Sienna decided to get back together with an ex that cheated on her:
love compatibility Sherlock Holmes' $400 million in box office receipts.
Sienna Miller bikini pics! (Barbados - 12/27)
On Christmas Day in 2004, Jude Law proposed to Sienna Miller. She accepted and Jude's spokesman called the couple "spectacularly happy." Roughly six months later, Jude issued Sienna a public apology after his penis accidentally fell into the family nanny, saying, "I want to publicly apologise to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused. There is no defence for my actions which I sincerely regret and I ask that you respect our privacy at this very difficult time." The couple split up later that November. Fast forward four years and there's Jude and Sienna in Barbados yesterday. So I guess the old saying is true: time heals all wounds. It's like neosporin. Also true? Even with lingerie models, foursomes aren't really that much better than threesomes. There's just too much going on. Hey, whose hand is that!
Sienna Miller is horny Even though they keep denying it, Sienna Miller and Jude Law are definitely back together. That pic above is of Sienna waiting to get into Jude's apartment last night in New York. We normally refer to this as a "booty call" here in the Western World. The male suitor -- usually reeking of Jack Daniels -- shows up to his female prey's apartment hoping to stick his penis into her vagina for 15 minutes or so, before leaving because he has to "get up early to go to work the next morning." OK Turkmenistan? Enough with the freaking emails ("what is this term 'cum guzzler' which you refer to Paris Hilton as?" . . . "what is this term 'booty call' that is always in your posts about Lindsay Lohan?"). They're annoying.
Sienna Miller walking her dog Bess in New York (11/14)
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