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The guy in the black getting his ass kicked is Joel Madden, ex-boyfriend of Hilary Duff and current boyfriend of Nicole Richie. The guy doing the ass-kicking is Shifty Shellshock, best known as the guy that once kicked the ass of Joel Madden. I’m sure how old this video is (anybody?) but I just found it this morning on Us Magazine’s site. Check out how they describe the video:

”Joel Madden Beats Up Less Famous, Less Tattooed Rocker”

With that description, obviously one of the editors at Us Magazine is a fan of Joel Madden's. If this brawl had occurred in Afghanistan I’m pretty sure Shifty could have legally made Joel his concubine.