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Megan Fox outside Fuse Studios in New York (6/26)

Remember that story on Tuesday about Shia LaBeouf probably nailing Megan Fox? Well maybe we shouldn't erect a statue of his penis in the middle of Times Square quite yet. He probably didn't hit that. From Fox News:

"I understand the introspection that way, we have been working with each other for years now. She is a very attractive girl and I am a red blooded 23-year-old," LaBeouf said. "I get it ...It makes sense to me but it is just a professional relationship regardless of what my wishes and hopes would be."

But how does Fox feel about the romance rumors?

"We have just a real good natural chemistry. I enjoy the shit out of him, I enjoy his personality a lot," she said. "He is absurdly witty, I love him to death and we sort of have like a natural banter, brother-sister relationship that we both enjoy."

Megan "enjoys his personality" and thinks he's "absurdly witty"? Oh man, that's the kiss of death. "I enjoy your personality" is chick-speak for "You will never see me naked." Plus, the fact that Megan thinks of Shia in a "brother-sister" kind of way means that the only way he's ever going to be able to score with her is if they both move to the Ozarks . . . or turn into the Jolie siblings.

Warrant issued for Shia LeBeouf's arrest

An arrest warrant has been issued for Shia LeBeouf after he failed to show up in court this morning to answer charges of "unlawful smoking". Back on February 18, the actor was ticketed after cops caught him lighting up on the sidewalk outside a Burbank gift shop. "Outside" as in "not inside". He was ticketed for smoking outside. Now I don't smoke but, uhhh, hasn't this gotten a little ridiculous? First smoking's banned everywhere and then what? Cockfighting? YOU KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENTAL HANDS OFF MY BELOVED COCKFIGHTING! It's a slippery slope man.

PICS: Shia LeBeouf on the set of Eagle Eye in central Los Angeles (1/5)

[Pacific Coast News]