Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are certainly fanning the gossip fires when it comes to reports they’re an item. The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone — at Nobu on Thursday.Watched her like a hawk? I've actually had a judge use that same exact phrase right before he handed down my sentence. Yet the Daily News somehow makes it seem cute and innocent. Dammit, I wish they had been writing about my "situation" last year instead of the rookies that work at my local paper. I bet those veterans would have never used such a loaded term as "Panty Bandit."
"They definitely seemed into each other," says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West Hollywood earlier in the week, "Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night."
Shia LaBeouf sat down with the BBC recently to promote next week’s Michael Bay blockbuster “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” ... The actor also had something to share about the next “Indiana Jones” movie ... LaBeouf specifically had this to say on the next “Indiana Jones” flick: “[Director Steven Spielberg] just said that he cracked the story on it before I left and I think they’re gearing that up.”Oh c'mon, how much money does Steven Spielberg need? Stop it already. Stop ruining one of the greatest movie memories of my childhood. Besides, Harrison Ford is 66. The only adventure this guy should be getting into is the race between his bed and the toilet once he feels he prostate about to give.
In 1996, LaBeouf’s parents ended their turbulent marriage, and he turned to stand-up comedy as a way to make money. He talked his way into gigs at local L.A. comedy clubs. He was 10. Today, he still supports his parents.Amazing that Shia was able to maintain his sense of humor despite seeing his parents doing it. That happens to me and I'm permanently fucked up in the head for life. "My urge to go on a massive spree killing came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked—just weird hippie stuff."*
“My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked—just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor,” he says.
Shia and Megan open up about what it was like to film their kissing scene for their new film, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, "We did something like five takes," Shia says. "Yeah, we shot that scene all day," Megan adds. "Clearly he enjoyed it!"Five takes? That's it? Here's a reenactment of how the scene would have went down if I was in Shia's place:
Is Megan a good kisser? "Yeah absolutely," Shia says. "I think she'd say I'm pretty good too." Megan responds, "I've said it before, he's a really kisser. It's always awkward, you're on set with a bunch of grown men, sweaty sitting outside, carrying camera equipment and wanting to take their break, and you're having to kiss!"
LaBeouf was maneuvering his heavy black truck when he bumped the rear section of comedian Jesse Coccoli's Nissan while merging near the intersection of Los Feliz Blvd. and Hillhurst Ave., she told Celebuzz in a telephone interview. Coccoli recounted the incident live in her Twitter feed and provided more details in an email exchange with Celebuzz.Sounds like a case of mistaken identity to me. I get that all the time, too. "Aren't you 2004 'World's Strongest Man' Vasyl Virastyuk?" I can't even go out in public anymore because of all the autograph seekers. It's almost enough to make a guy regret that he has 24" biceps. Almost.
Representatives for the star, however, disputed her account, insisting that LaBeouf was not even in the neighborhood, much less at the wheel or involved in an accident.
"This story is completely fabricated," a spokeswoman for LaBeouf told Celebuzz last night. "Shia was in Santa Monica with friends for the afternoon in question. This must be a clear case of mistaken identity."
Coccoli said she stood by her story. In recounting the incident to Celebuzz, she said she did not recognize the star initially. "I think I said, 'I can't believe you just hit my car going two miles an hour,' and realize, it is him," she said.
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."Shia's right, getting it on with his own mother does "sound sick." Even more sick? The fact that this guy still gets acting gigs. Seriously, whose knob has he been polishing in Hollywood to get roles in some of the industry's biggest blockbusters? I mean, did you see Indiana Jones 4? He was horrible. I'd rather watch nine straight hours of scat porn than that movie again. Shia kills successful movie franchises faster than Timothy Dalton. I'm just kidding. Let's be friends. Call me.
"Shia's had a thing for Megan since day one of the first Transformers film. He's absolutely crazy about her."Shia may want to take a number. Everyone wants to bang Megan right now. If this was the Discovery Channel, every famous dude in Hollywood would be a vulture and Megan would be a rotting carcass. Hottest analogy ever? Yes, yes it is.
The two actors, both 22, who wrapped up filming the sequel to their box-office smash, have never hidden their fondness for one another. After Megan and Brian ended their engagement, Shia quickly called her to ask how she was doing - and to let her know he is there for her when she was ready to date again, said the source. Shia's pet name for Megan has been "Foxy" since they first met. (Source)
Shia LaBeouf's truck after the accident
Shia LaBeouf -- who already dodged drunk driving charges for the accident he was involved in back in July -- might not even get his license suspended. Under California law, anyone who refuses to take a breathalyzer test automatically gets their license suspended for up to a year. LaBeouf refused the breathalyzer after being arrested. Seems pretty clear that his license should be suspended? Yes, but that's why God's evil cousin Brad invented lawyers. From TMZ:
Shia's lawyer, Michael Norris, tells us he believes he can convince the DMV that when Shia was asked to submit to the test, he was in no position to respond. Norris says, "Asking someone to provide a blood or breath test while they're being prepared for surgery on a gurney is a very unusual situation."Norris says Shia wasn't asked to submit to the test until he was already at the hospital for several hours.
Norris tells us he's asking the Sheriff's Department to turn over all videos they have of Shia that night, including a video of the intersection that presumably captured the entire scene. Norris says he wants to see if Shia was "legally arrested." (Source)
"Legally arrested?" What does that even mean? Correct me if I'm wrong, but motherfucker flipped his truck. I'm assuming the police could smell alcohol on his breath. How does one go about legally arresting a drunk driving suspect? You put cuffs on him and then read him his rights. Sounds pretty legal to me. It's not like the police forced him into a confession by shoving a flashlight up his asshole until light came out of his mouth. Or did they?
