Shayne Lamas arrested for DUI
Leave It to Lamas "star" Shayne Lamas -- and I use that word in the loosest possible sense -- was arrested Saturday morning in Venice for DUI. Luckily for E! News, she had a press release in her trunk just waiting for the occasion:
"Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing. However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite.Obviously Shayne's lying. Police don't give breathalyzer tests at checkpoints unless someone looks drunk. And no one looks drunk after just one drink. For example, it takes three Fuzzy Navels for me to get that glazed over look in my eyes. Four, you can pretty much do whatever you want to me. Five, you can pretty much do whatever you want to me and I won't remember. Actually, maybe I shouldn't be telling everyone this. I don't need a repeat of what happened at Scout Camp back in '98. Let's just say, I still can't come within 50 feet of a bow and arrow without breaking out into a cold sweat. *shudders*
"I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself."
