Larry King and Shawn Southwick leaving Boa restaurant in Beverly Hills (8/10)
According to Wikipedia, Larry King is 75. 75! How is that even possible? I think there's a 1 missing in that number somewhere. Larry King is so old that, before they have sex, his wife dials 9 - 1 . . . and then leaves the phone off the hook *just in case*

Larry King and wife #7, Shawn Southwick, got into a huge fight at Nate 'n Al restaurant in Beverly Hills late last week. According to an eyewitness, Larry and Shawn suddenly began screaming at each before Shawn finally got up and ran out of the restaurant, leaving Larry behind:
"Larry got up and started chasing her down the street, screaming. Eventually, King's friends were able to grab him and force him to go back to the restaurant to calm down. It was a spectacle." (Source)King told us through a spokesman: "We had an argument and some words were exchanged, but ... we have hugged and made up."
y ass Larry got up and chased his wife down the street. The dude can barely freaking move. At best he waved his cane in the air and yelled something about "you damn kids" or "back in my day." According to the Sunday comics, old people seem to say that a lot. Usually in response to a hilarious situation involving the neighborhood kids and their prize-winning roses.