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Shauna Sand bikini candids! (Malibu - 3/18)

Mavrix says this is Shauna Sand but I'm not so sure. I swear it's the ghost of Princess Diana . . . *chill runs up spine* . . . I'm actually a little freaked out right now.

Shauna Sand and her new boyfriend Greg Knudson in Malibu (3/18)

America's favorite skank Shauna Sand took to the beach in Malibu today to show off her new boyfriend, surely-must-be-unemployed model Greg Knudson. Seems like a real charmer. I especially like when he pulled Shauna's bikini top off in front of the paparazzi. It takes a true Casanova to commit first degree sexual assault in front of ten cameras. Barbara Walters needs to book an interview with these two, and fast. I can't wait to hear the romantic story of how they first met: "So I logged onto Adult FriendFinder one night . . ."

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Shauna Sand shopping at Shoes for the Stars in Hollywood (3/12)

Wow, just wow. The only way Shauna could be a bigger skank is if she had dildos instead of hands. And her vagina started vibrating after you put a quarter in it. "Shauna's Magic Man Pleaser" she could call it. She'd make millions.

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Shauna Sand picking up her dry cleaning in L.A. (2/19)

It was errand day yesterday for America's favorite ex-Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand. And since this is Shauna Sand we're talking about, of course she was rockin' the 9-inch hooker heels. Above is Shauna picking up her dry-cleaning. Wow, you can almost see the disgust in that lady's eyes. "Everything you give me crotchless!"

Shauna Sand bikini pictures! (Miami - 1/27)

There she is. The world's most technologically-advanced skank.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 1/27)

I know, more Shauna Sand bikini pics. You must be getting pretty sick of these this week (see previous posts here, here, here, and here). The way I see, all this vacation time is a good thing. Every day Shauna spends in Miami is one more day she's not visiting a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Those guys need breaks, too. They have families dammit.

NOTE: I know we're all thinking it. If she falls off the jet ski, does she float? Anyone know the buoyancy properties of silicone?

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 1/25)

It's a shame what happened to this chick. Back when she posed for Playboy in 1996, she was actually pretty hot. But then the mad-scientist-plastic-surgeons got a hold of her. And now she looks like a duck. They got cut off in this picture but just to the right of Shauna, there's actually a group of tourists throwing pieces of bread at her.

Shauna Sand bikini pics!

Shauna Sand in Miami on Saturday

Shauna Sand bikini pics!

Shauna Sand in Miami on Friday

Shauna Sand bikini pics!

Shauna Sand in Miami on Saturday