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Shauna Sand shopping at Shoes for the Stars in Hollywood (3/12)

Wow, just wow. The only way Shauna could be a bigger skank is if she had dildos instead of hands. And her vagina started vibrating after you put a quarter in it. "Shauna's Magic Man Pleaser" she could call it. She'd make millions.

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Shauna Sand picking up her dry cleaning in L.A. (2/19)

It was errand day yesterday for America's favorite ex-Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand. And since this is Shauna Sand we're talking about, of course she was rockin' the 9-inch hooker heels. Above is Shauna picking up her dry-cleaning. Wow, you can almost see the disgust in that lady's eyes. "Everything you give me crotchless!"

Shauna Sand bikini pictures! (Miami - 1/27)

There she is. The world's most technologically-advanced skank.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 1/27)

I know, more Shauna Sand bikini pics. You must be getting pretty sick of these this week (see previous posts here, here, here, and here). The way I see, all this vacation time is a good thing. Every day Shauna spends in Miami is one more day she's not visiting a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Those guys need breaks, too. They have families dammit.

NOTE: I know we're all thinking it. If she falls off the jet ski, does she float? Anyone know the buoyancy properties of silicone?

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 1/25)

It's a shame what happened to this chick. Back when she posed for Playboy in 1996, she was actually pretty hot. But then the mad-scientist-plastic-surgeons got a hold of her. And now she looks like a duck. They got cut off in this picture but just to the right of Shauna, there's actually a group of tourists throwing pieces of bread at her.

Shauna Sand bikini pics!

Shauna Sand in Miami on Saturday

Shauna Sand bikini pics!

Shauna Sand in Miami on Friday

Shauna Sand bikini pics!

Shauna Sand in Miami on Saturday

Shauna Sand outside Coco De Ville nightclub in Hollywood (9/10)

If you're like me you look at the occasional pics I post of Shauna Sand standing outside Hollywood clubs in her lucite skank boots and wonder if she maintains the same level of class while inside the club. Well wonder no more. From this week's National Enquirer:

D-list actress Shauna Sand tried to turn Villa in West Hollywood into a mini-strip club on Nov. 13. The former Playmate -- and Lorenzo Lamas' ex -- hit the dance floor with her trademark Plexiglass platforms and proceeded to grind on a club patron while pulling up her dress and showing off her breasts. (Print Edition - 12/1)

D-list? When did Shauna get on the D-list? I think a congratulations are in order. Maybe we can all pitch in and get her a cake or some dignity.

Shauna Sand and Romain Chavent in Hollywood (5/30)

America's favorite lucite-heeled skank, Shauna Sand, filed a temporary restraining order yesterday against her husband Romain Chavent. The former Playboy Playmate alleged that Romain punched her in her still-recovering-from-plastic-surgery boobs. Oh no, Shauna's secret is out! She has implants! From TMZ:

Among the claims, Shauna says Romain once "threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting."

In the documents, Shauna also claims in March 2008, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. And in 2007, Romain allegedly strangled, punched and threw Sand across the room. Shauna says she was granted a restraining order for the 2007 incident, but had it dismissed "because he promised to change." (Source)

Yep, you read that correctly. Romain threatened to sell nude photos of Shauna's daughters (all under 18 mind you) yet she dismissed the restraining order "because he promised to change." This may just be me but it seems like threatening to sell nude photos of your stepdaughters is one of those lines that should never be crossed. I don't care if Barack Obama himself vouched for Romain's willingness to change, Shauna shouldn't have given him a second chance. In conclusion, dude must be wielding some serious lumber.