Shauna Sand

Shauna Sand in Miami (4/7)

It's been a while since Shauna Sand and her lucite hooker heels have been on Celebslam. It's almost like seeing an old friend . . . a really really slutty old friend with no gag reflex, soul, boundaries, or sense of shame. So, the best kind of friend.

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Shauna Sand bikini pics!

America's favorite cougar Shauna Sand went to the beach in Miami yesterday, and at one point she actually took off her famous lucite heels. Weird, those things are her signature accessory. It'd be like if Paris Hilton left her house without herpes.

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Shauna Sand and her boyfriend Laurent Homburger in Miami (7/16)

Amazingly, Shauna Sand (above) and Coco (pics here) were both at the same beach in Miami on Tuesday. Pretty sure they didn't actually meet (because there was no tear in the space-time continuum and the universe still exists in its present state). My god, can you imagine being some conservative midwestern family on vacation and running across either one of them? "Aw god dammit, I knew we should have spent an extra day at Disney World. Honey, get the eye bleach for little Timmy."

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Shauna Sand bikini pics! (7/14)

Here's some pics of the always classy Shauna Sand in Miami yesterday. But wait, isn't there a big charity polo tournament this week in the Hamptons? I thought for sure she would be there. Maybe she's just resting up for the big sommelier convention in Aspen next week.

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Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 2/26)

Here's some pics of Shauna Sand in South Beach on Saturday. I guess you could say it was sort of a homecoming for her crabs.

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Shauna Sand in South Beach, Miami (2/24)

Shauna Sand and her 6-inch lucite hooker heels continue to impress. From jaywalking to balancing in thick beach sand, she can do anything on those things. We should totally add a lucite heels event to the Summer Olympics. Maybe the 100 m lucite sprint or the 110 m lucite hurdles. The Chinese couldn't touch this bitch.

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Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones pumpkin patch in West Hollywood (10/8)

+ Guess who has herpes? [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lady Gaga was on an episode of the Sopranos. Really? [IDLYITW]
+ Kim Kardashian's sister is a cheerleader [Celebuzz]
+ Aubrey O'Day's bikini ass [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ What a lucky guy [Just Jared]

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+ ***WIENER ALERT*** [Dlisted]
+ Miley Cyrus in trouble yet again [PopEater]
+ Halle Berry's still got it [Derek Hail]
+ Melissa Etheridge is screwing over her ex [Evil Beet]

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Shauna Sand climbing the kid's slide at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach (8/21)

Let's play a game: It's sort of like Where's Waldo?, but instead of finding the guy in the striped shirt and funny hat, you find the whore with no gag reflex. Ready . . . GO!

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 19

Shauna Sand at Miami Beach (pics start here)

Julia Stiles on the set of Dexter in L.A. (pics start here)

Nadine Coyle (Girls Aloud) arriving at Heathrow airport (pics start here)

Danica McKellar (Winnie from The Wonder Years) signing copies of her new book Hot X: Algebra Exposed! at Warwick's in La Jolla (pics start here)

Karina Smirnoff at the Primp Clothing Spring 2011 collection launch at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Kellan Lutz arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Actress Nikki Sanderson (Coronation Street) leaving the This Morning studio in London (pics start here)

Snooki and Deena Nicole Cortese filming Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (pics start here)

Hilary Duff arriving at a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sylvester Stallone signing autographs outside his hotel in New York (pics here)

Amy Adams out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland and Brandy leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood after having dinner (pics start here)

Jennifer Aniston outside ABC studios in New York (pics start here)

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Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 7/26)

Boy, Shauna is really pushing the limit of those implants -- they could explode at any second. And it wouldn't even really be the manufacturer's fault. How could they possibly design an implant that could withstand the force of someone like Shauna running down the beach? The only safety testing they did was with women on their back.

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