Shauna Sand


Shauna Sand leaving the Jenni Kayne Salon in West Hollywood (9/17)

Check out the platform heels Shauna Sand was wearing a few days ago in Hollywood. And she wears stuff like that all the time -- and never falls. This bitch is amazing. She's like a ninja. I trip over tiny cracks in the sidewalk in normal shoes. And I bet you do, too. Don't mock Shauna. She's a more talented human being than all of us.

*15 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Shoes Pics
  • Shauna Sand Platforms Photos
  • Shauna Sand Outfit Pictures
  • Shauna Sand NSFW Images
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  • Shauna Sand Shoes Photos
  • Shauna Sand Platforms Pictures
  • Shauna Sand Outfit Images
  • Shauna Sand Outfit Pics
  • Shauna Sand NSFW Photos
  • Shauna Sand Shoes Pictures
  • Shauna Sand Platforms Images
  • Shauna Sand Platforms Pics
  • Shauna Sand Outfit Photos
  • Shauna Sand NSFW Pictures

Shauna Sand at Venice Beach (8/13)

I don't think Shauna Sand gets enough credit from us all. Walking on the beach in 8-inch lucite hooker heels is really fucking hard. And I've never seen her fall -- she has the balance of a world class athlete. In fact, she reminds me a lot of Olympic hero Kerri Strug . . . wait, will Kerri Strug suck your dick if you give her a few quarters for the parking meter?



*20 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Fake Boobs
  • Shauna Sand Hooker
  • Shauna Sand Lucite Shoes
  • Shauna Sand Skank
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Pics
  • Shauna Sand Breast Implants
  • Shauna Sand Slut Outfit
  • Hot Shauna Sand
  • Shauna Sand Sex Tape Star
  • Shauna Sand Hooker Heels
  • Shauna Sand Big Tits
  • Shauna Sand Fake Breasts
  • Shauna Sand Half Naked
  • Shauna Sand Shocking Shoes
  • Shauna Sand Big Breasts
  • Shauna Sand Feet
  • Shauna Sand Large Boobs
  • Shauna Sand Ass
  • Shauna Sand Fake Tits
  • Shauna Sand Hot

Shauna Sand in Miami (4/7)

It's been a while since Shauna Sand and her lucite hooker heels have been on Celebslam. It's almost like seeing an old friend . . . a really really slutty old friend with no gag reflex, soul, boundaries, or sense of shame. So, the best kind of friend.

*40 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Bright Blue Bikini 1
  • Shauna Sand Bright Blue Bikini 2
  • Shauna Sand Bright Blue Bikini 3
  • Shauna Sand Bright Blue Bikini 4
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Shauna Sand bikini pics!

America's favorite cougar Shauna Sand went to the beach in Miami yesterday, and at one point she actually took off her famous lucite heels. Weird, those things are her signature accessory. It'd be like if Paris Hilton left her house without herpes.

*12 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 1
  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 2
  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 3
  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 4
  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 5
  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 6
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  • Shauna Sand Pink Bikini 10

Shauna Sand and her boyfriend Laurent Homburger in Miami (7/16)

Amazingly, Shauna Sand (above) and Coco (pics here) were both at the same beach in Miami on Tuesday. Pretty sure they didn't actually meet (because there was no tear in the space-time continuum and the universe still exists in its present state). My god, can you imagine being some conservative midwestern family on vacation and running across either one of them? "Aw god dammit, I knew we should have spent an extra day at Disney World. Honey, get the eye bleach for little Timmy."

*5 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Bikini Stroll 1
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Stroll 2
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Stroll 3
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Stroll 4
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Stroll 5

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (7/14)

Here's some pics of the always classy Shauna Sand in Miami yesterday. But wait, isn't there a big charity polo tournament this week in the Hamptons? I thought for sure she would be there. Maybe she's just resting up for the big sommelier convention in Aspen next week.

*15 Shauna Sand bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 1
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 2
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 3
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 4
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 5
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 6
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  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 13
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 14
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Chicken 15

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 2/26)

Here's some pics of Shauna Sand in South Beach on Saturday. I guess you could say it was sort of a homecoming for her crabs.

*10 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 1
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 2
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 3
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 4
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 5
  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 6
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  • Shauna Sand Bikini Time 10

Shauna Sand in South Beach, Miami (2/24)

Shauna Sand and her 6-inch lucite hooker heels continue to impress. From jaywalking to balancing in thick beach sand, she can do anything on those things. We should totally add a lucite heels event to the Summer Olympics. Maybe the 100 m lucite sprint or the 110 m lucite hurdles. The Chinese couldn't touch this bitch.

*15 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 1
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 2
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 3
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 4
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 5
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 6
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 7
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  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 13
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 14
  • Shauna Sand Jaywalker 15

Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones pumpkin patch in West Hollywood (10/8)

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*26 Shauna Sand pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Pumpkin Tits 1
  • Shauna Sand Pumpkin Tits 2
  • Shauna Sand Pumpkin Tits 3
  • Shauna Sand Pumpkin Tits 4
  • Shauna Sand Pumpkin Tits 5
  • Shauna Sand Pumpkin Tits 1
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Shauna Sand climbing the kid's slide at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach (8/21)

Let's play a game: It's sort of like Where's Waldo?, but instead of finding the guy in the striped shirt and funny hat, you find the whore with no gag reflex. Ready . . . GO!

*20 photos total in the gallery:

  • Shauna Sand Bikini STD 1
  • Shauna Sand Bikini STD 2
  • Shauna Sand Bikini STD 3
  • Shauna Sand Bikini STD 4
  • Shauna Sand Bikini STD 5
  • Shauna Sand Bikini STD 1
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