Shauna Sand out and about in Beverly Hills (3/22)
In case you're wondering, yes, Shauna Sand does drive with ridiculously-high platform shoes (though I am kinda surprised they're not made of lucite). That's actually some pretty impressive skill. I don't even think Jeff Gordon could do that.
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Shauna Sand bikini pis!
Here's Shauna Sand in Malibu over the weekend. Shauna spends most of her time in Miami, but will make the trip out west if enough old rich guys are on their death bed. "I love you so much . . . just a second . . .*looks through records* . . . Chuck! . . . let's get married." She only needs one.
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Shauna Sand leaving the Jenni Kayne Salon in West Hollywood (9/17)
Check out the platform heels Shauna Sand was wearing a few days ago in Hollywood. And she wears stuff like that all the time -- and never falls. This bitch is amazing. She's like a ninja. I trip over tiny cracks in the sidewalk in normal shoes. And I bet you do, too. Don't mock Shauna. She's a more talented human being than all of us.
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Shauna Sand at Venice Beach (8/13)
I don't think Shauna Sand gets enough credit from us all. Walking on the beach in 8-inch lucite hooker heels is really fucking hard. And I've never seen her fall -- she has the balance of a world class athlete. In fact, she reminds me a lot of Olympic hero Kerri Strug . . . wait, will Kerri Strug suck your dick if you give her a few quarters for the parking meter?
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Shauna Sand in Miami (4/7)
It's been a while since Shauna Sand and her lucite hooker heels have been on Celebslam. It's almost like seeing an old friend . . . a really really slutty old friend with no gag reflex, soul, boundaries, or sense of shame. So, the best kind of friend.
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Shauna Sand bikini pics!
America's favorite cougar Shauna Sand went to the beach in Miami yesterday, and at one point she actually took off her famous lucite heels. Weird, those things are her signature accessory. It'd be like if Paris Hilton left her house without herpes.
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Shauna Sand and her boyfriend Laurent Homburger in Miami (7/16)
Amazingly, Shauna Sand (above) and Coco (pics here) were both at the same beach in Miami on Tuesday. Pretty sure they didn't actually meet (because there was no tear in the space-time continuum and the universe still exists in its present state). My god, can you imagine being some conservative midwestern family on vacation and running across either one of them? "Aw god dammit, I knew we should have spent an extra day at Disney World. Honey, get the eye bleach for little Timmy."
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Shauna Sand bikini pics! (7/14)
Here's some pics of the always classy Shauna Sand in Miami yesterday. But wait, isn't there a big charity polo tournament this week in the Hamptons? I thought for sure she would be there. Maybe she's just resting up for the big sommelier convention in Aspen next week.
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