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The Shauna Sand sex tape is here

Remember yesterday when I made the joke that Shauna Sand probably hired a director and film crew for her sex tape. Dude, I think I was right. Check out this picture (VERY NSFW). Doesn't exactly scream "amateur" now does it. Other things Shauna isn't screaming include "No," "Don't put it in my ass please," and "Not so hard, you'll knock my degree off the wall."

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Shauna Sand having sex, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (10/11)

Vivid Video has acquired a "hardcore" sex tape featuring Shauna Sand and her boyfriend that they're planning on releasing next week. Gee, what a non-shock. From TMZ:

Sand just told us, "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

But Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he's legally entitled to hawk the tape, saying, "We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it ... We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage."

I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, another blurry celebrity sex tape. No thank you." But you'd be wrong. Shauna's the first celebrity who actually hired a director and film crew to make her sex tape. I mean, right? That just seems like something she'd do.

Shauna Sand bikini pictures!

Shauna Sand in Miami (June 2009)

Shauna Sand leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills (8/25)

+ Matthew McConaughey's model wife in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Nick Jonas enjoys sex humor [DailyFill]
+ That one chick is having her 19th kid [IDLYITW]
+ Paris Hilton upskirt #457 [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Guess that ass! [NewsToob]
+ Hottest girl to ever appear on Real World [Holy Taco]
+ Plug in inflatable boobs [Double Viking]
+ Alex Freihage is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

I see Shauna dressed down for the evening

Shauna Sand nailed her son. Not her biological son, her step-son A.J. (he's 18 so don't worry, it's not creepy or anything like that). It's what led to Shauna and ex-husband, actor Lorenzo Lamas, splitting up -- he found out A.J. and her were swapping more than just stories around the dinner table. From Star.

"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."

But Lorenzo is no longer in the dark, and the public will get a chance to see his reaction on a new reality show the Lamas family is currently filming for E! According to Lorenzo's friend, the secret romance carried on for months before soap star filed for divorce in 2002.

"He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.," the friend continues. "He had no clue that she was his son's lover!"

Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. This is 2009, right? I think we've advanced enough as a society to not be "shocked" and "outraged" when a mom has sex with her son. It's not like we're living in Puritan New England. I'm not gonna go out back and make butter with Pa after I post this story. All you prudes need to lighten up.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 5/28)

I'm disappointed in Shauna Sand. This is the second time this year she's worn that bikini (see here). Where I come from, angels don't recycle bikinis. She needs to cut her monthly lucite budget by around 20% or so and use that money to buy some new bikinis. I know the industry will take a pretty big hit (think layoffs and factory closures) but it's something that has to be done.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 5/25)

Nine out of ten lifeguards agree that, purely for safety reasons, 7" lucite platform heels should be your number one shoe of choice when visiting your local beach. The heels really help dig into the sand.

Shauna Sand is see through

America's sweetheart Shauna Sand went to Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood last night. And she wore that. To a restaurant. That. Not a club. A restaurant. Where children are. Shauna better thank her lucky stars that whores aren't treated in America like they are in Afghanistan, because she'd have a pile of rocks on her by now taller than Mt. Everest.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Shauna Sand bikini candids! (Malibu - 3/18)

Mavrix says this is Shauna Sand but I'm not so sure. I swear it's the ghost of Princess Diana . . . *chill runs up spine* . . . I'm actually a little freaked out right now.

Shauna Sand and her new boyfriend Greg Knudson in Malibu (3/18)

America's favorite skank Shauna Sand took to the beach in Malibu today to show off her new boyfriend, surely-must-be-unemployed model Greg Knudson. Seems like a real charmer. I especially like when he pulled Shauna's bikini top off in front of the paparazzi. It takes a true Casanova to commit first degree sexual assault in front of ten cameras. Barbara Walters needs to book an interview with these two, and fast. I can't wait to hear the romantic story of how they first met: "So I logged onto Adult FriendFinder one night . . ."

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.