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I see Shauna dressed down for the evening

Shauna Sand nailed her son. Not her biological son, her step-son A.J. (he's 18 so don't worry, it's not creepy or anything like that). It's what led to Shauna and ex-husband, actor Lorenzo Lamas, splitting up -- he found out A.J. and her were swapping more than just stories around the dinner table. From Star.

"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."

But Lorenzo is no longer in the dark, and the public will get a chance to see his reaction on a new reality show the Lamas family is currently filming for E! According to Lorenzo's friend, the secret romance carried on for months before soap star filed for divorce in 2002.

"He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.," the friend continues. "He had no clue that she was his son's lover!"

Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. This is 2009, right? I think we've advanced enough as a society to not be "shocked" and "outraged" when a mom has sex with her son. It's not like we're living in Puritan New England. I'm not gonna go out back and make butter with Pa after I post this story. All you prudes need to lighten up.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 5/28)

I'm disappointed in Shauna Sand. This is the second time this year she's worn that bikini (see here). Where I come from, angels don't recycle bikinis. She needs to cut her monthly lucite budget by around 20% or so and use that money to buy some new bikinis. I know the industry will take a pretty big hit (think layoffs and factory closures) but it's something that has to be done.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 5/25)

Nine out of ten lifeguards agree that, purely for safety reasons, 7" lucite platform heels should be your number one shoe of choice when visiting your local beach. The heels really help dig into the sand.

Shauna Sand is see through

America's sweetheart Shauna Sand went to Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood last night. And she wore that. To a restaurant. That. Not a club. A restaurant. Where children are. Shauna better thank her lucky stars that whores aren't treated in America like they are in Afghanistan, because she'd have a pile of rocks on her by now taller than Mt. Everest.

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Shauna Sand bikini candids! (Malibu - 3/18)

Mavrix says this is Shauna Sand but I'm not so sure. I swear it's the ghost of Princess Diana . . . *chill runs up spine* . . . I'm actually a little freaked out right now.

Shauna Sand and her new boyfriend Greg Knudson in Malibu (3/18)

America's favorite skank Shauna Sand took to the beach in Malibu today to show off her new boyfriend, surely-must-be-unemployed model Greg Knudson. Seems like a real charmer. I especially like when he pulled Shauna's bikini top off in front of the paparazzi. It takes a true Casanova to commit first degree sexual assault in front of ten cameras. Barbara Walters needs to book an interview with these two, and fast. I can't wait to hear the romantic story of how they first met: "So I logged onto Adult FriendFinder one night . . ."

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Shauna Sand shopping at Shoes for the Stars in Hollywood (3/12)

Wow, just wow. The only way Shauna could be a bigger skank is if she had dildos instead of hands. And her vagina started vibrating after you put a quarter in it. "Shauna's Magic Man Pleaser" she could call it. She'd make millions.

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Shauna Sand picking up her dry cleaning in L.A. (2/19)

It was errand day yesterday for America's favorite ex-Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand. And since this is Shauna Sand we're talking about, of course she was rockin' the 9-inch hooker heels. Above is Shauna picking up her dry-cleaning. Wow, you can almost see the disgust in that lady's eyes. "Everything you give me crotchless!"

Shauna Sand bikini pictures! (Miami - 1/27)

There she is. The world's most technologically-advanced skank.

Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 1/27)

I know, more Shauna Sand bikini pics. You must be getting pretty sick of these this week (see previous posts here, here, here, and here). The way I see, all this vacation time is a good thing. Every day Shauna spends in Miami is one more day she's not visiting a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Those guys need breaks, too. They have families dammit.

NOTE: I know we're all thinking it. If she falls off the jet ski, does she float? Anyone know the buoyancy properties of silicone?