Shaun White

Shaun White and Bar Refaeli at a skate park in Venice Beach (6/28)

Apparently this Bar Refaeli/ Shaun White thing is really happening. The two confused the world when they were spotted making out in New York in late May. I initially chocked up the report to a case of mistaken identity, but there's the two of them in Venice Beach last week. I don't know why Shaun's keeping this hookup so secretive. If I was fucking Bar Refaeli, I would announce the fact via billboard on Sunset Blvd. Hell, I would sponsor a fireworks show on the Fourth. "The Annual Washington D.C. Fireworks Show, Presented by the Act of Shaun White Boning the Hell out of Bar Refaeli."

*5 Bar Refaeli and Shaun White pictures total in the gallery:

Bar Refaeli in Mexico in 2010

Yes, that Shaun White. The Flying Tomato. All 5'8" of him. He made out with the world's hottest piece of ass, Bar Refaeli. And he might very well be doing naked 1080s with her, too. From the New York Post:

White was first seen entering the Spring Street club [in New York] with five pals after midnight Monday, but sources say he was mostly concerned with monitoring his cellphone.

"He was distracted," a witness said. "He was pacing, going outside and checking his cell."

It soon became clear why, when stunning model Refaeli arrived to meet White at about 1:30 a.m. The half-pipe hero and the Israeli ex of Leonardo DiCaprio promptly hit the dance floor, where they were going for the gold in the canoodle-a-thon. "They were all over each other," our spy said. "They were dancing, hugging, kissing — you name it."

Refaeli was seen leaving Sway at "around 3 a.m.," and White gallantly walked her out and let her take his car home.

I used to want to be an archaeologist or marine biologist when I grew up. Fuck that, I want to be Shaun White.

*22 Bar Refaeli pictures total in the gallery: