Normally I'm all for a good set of bikini candids. Except when the pics are of an octogenarian. Looking at these just feels like some sort of punishment. Apologies in advance.
More of Sharon Stone in Cannes after the jump...
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If you can find a more frigid-looking bitch than Sharon Stone outside of Mr. Chow earlier this week, kudos to you my friend. I've seen lions guarding a den of cubs that looked more approachable. If looks could kill, Sharon Stone just committed genocide.
At least she looks better than she did here
While you were busy drinking away your problems this weekend, Sharon Stone was at her prom. Well not her prom. The Planet Hope 2007 Prom. From their website:
The evening is a chance for grown-ups to take a walk down memory lane and revisit their prom while raising money for a worthy cause. As prom fees have become cost prohibitive for under-privileged high school students, Planet Hope creates a star-studded evening to help raise “Prom Admittance Grants.” (Source)
ost of the other celebs (Fergie, Daisy Fuentes) wore modern dresses/gowns. Sharon Stone, on the other hand, chose the actual dress she wore to her Senior Prom in 1937 (she removed the sewn on poodle to "modernize" the look). I gotta say, it's refreshing to see ultra-famous celebrities who've just stop caring about their appearance. Here's to you Sharon Stone *cracks open fourth beer*
Sharon Stone thinks it's ridiculous that Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington was forced into rehab--not for drugs or alcohol--but for calling costar T.R. Knight a "faggot." According to Stone, she's been calling all of her gay friends "big fags" for years:
"'I've been called a bitch - and a lot worse - for years. And you know what, so what? People who think that aren't going to change their minds. And I wouldn't dream of sending them to therapy to 'rehabilitate' their feelings. How absurd. "Please, I call all my gay friends 'big fags'."
As much as it pains me, I have to agree with Sharon on this one. Rehab is for crazed junkies like Pete Doherty and the dude that plays the Reverend/dad on Seventh Heaven (his nose is like a damn vacuum cleaner), not for someone who said "fag" once. If I was put in rehab for every little homophobic slur I've said, I'd have missed a large portion of my childhood. Seriously, when I was getting my checkup at six months old, I called the doctor a fag. I still maintain there was no reason to remove my pants to check my temperature.
It appears that 2006's Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction was Sharon Stone's last "steamy" role. The veteran actress stated she will only consider serious roles from now on and ignore parts which rely on her looks:
"I made a decision when I turned 40 that I wasn't going to lie about my age, and that when I chose my films I'd look for different sorts of parts from those I was used to. And that's what I'm doing. So many directors in my life have wanted to commercialize me or use me as a commodity - they weren't interested in my acting skills. These days I'm only interested in using my talent and I won't work for anyone who won't accept that. I don't bring the other stuff any more."
God she's so pretentious, acting like she was the one that made the decision to stop being a sex symbol. No Sharon, I made that decision--or should I say the collective penis of America made that decision. Being sexy was nice while it lasted, but now it's time for someone else to step in and fill that role. Like that little minx Dakota Fanning.
Don't tell my parole officer about that last sentence.
After being linked together for the past few weeks, 48-year-old Sharon Stone and 37-year-old Christian Slater have confirmed they're dating. The couple, who co-star in new movie Bobby, also said they will be spending Christmas together. A source close to Stone revealed:
"They're both really happy - but they don't have long-term expectations. It's a fun fling for the holidays and Sharon is a good influence. She rarely drinks and has three kids. It's a good match for now."
A "fun fling" for the holidays? WTF? Who hooks up with someone based on the season? Besides me, of course. I have a fascination with Wiccans. Someone about those crazy bitches around Halloween time that really turns me on. BTW, what's with the anonymous friend saying Sharon is a good influence? Christian is 37 years old. He stopped needing a good influence to guide his life about 26 years ago.
UPDATE: Sharon Stone's rep is denying the reports:
"They did 'Bobby' together and went to two of the premieres together. Nothing else."
Based on these pictures, I say there's pretty much no doubt that Stone's rep is lying. Stone and Slater look like they're about two glasses of champagne away from just going down on each other right on the red carpet.
Pretty much the entire country of Norway is pissed off at Sharon Stone after she upstaged their King and Queen. Stone arrived 10 minutes late to a dinner in Oslo honoring the Nobel Peace Prize winners. Royal protocol has it that the King and Queen are to be the last arrivals, not run of the mill actresses with fading careers:
Stone's late arrival offended several guests, with former palace official Carl-Erik Grimstad calling it a "violation" of international custom. He tells Norwegian newspaper Aftenposten, "When the king is invited to such an event, guests need to have a very good reason for arriving after he does. I'm sure that if she didn't have a good reason, she'll be sorry about it."
Isn’t Sharon Stone one of those celebrities who always bitches about President Bush causing harm to the International reputation of the United States? And then she goes out and upstages the King and Queen of Norway. I bet Bush would never do that if he was ever invited to one of these fancy dinners. Sure he might use his salad fork as a back-scratcher, but you could be damn sure he’d be on time.
Sharon Stone was seen out and about shopping for furniture without her makeup on:
Stone was spotted shopping for rugs and other home furnishings at F&S Fabrics in Los Angeles on Tuesday sporting every actresses worst nightmare -- no makeup! Rather than make fun of the 48-year-old Oscar nominated actress, we give props to La Stone for keeping it real.
Luckily I couldn't give a shit that Sharon "burn victim" Stone is "keeping it real"—so I'll gladly make fun of her. To be fair though, I've always though Sharon Stone is 'pretty'…………'pretty' damn good at making me throw up in my mouth. And punch mirrors.
