The Sharon Stone custody dispute with ex-husband Phil Bronstein is finally starting to get good. TMZ managed to obtain a court document detailing just how crazy of a parent Sharon is to the couple's 8-year-old adopted son Roan. You mean like that time Sharon wanted Roan to get Botox injections in his feet because they smelled? Yes, exactly, how did you know? TMZ says:
Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to L.A.
The court has released what it calls the "Tentative Statement of Decision." It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.
Among many things, the judge says, "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."
And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, "Father has championed for Roan's well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process ... Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan's getting help, or has decided against participating in his care."
The judge goes on: "Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother's overreactions is painfully real for this child." (Source)
Obviously Sharon Stone is fucking crazy. So can we finally ignore her? No more interviews. No more speaking engagements. Or at least, before she begins to speak, can we have one of those old timey town criers read the judge's ruling to the audience: "Hear ye, Hear ye, another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor . . ." We'll shame her into a self-imposed exile. It'll be awesome.
Sharon Stone is probably dating a dude who's two-and-a-half decades younger than her. From In Touch Weekly:
"I've started dating Sharon Stone, and she's pretty good for 50," Chase Dreyfous, 24, told his pals at a birthday party at Crown Bar on August 8 in LA. "Sharon called him and he showed the caller ID to everyone," adds an insider. The unlikely pair, who met in early July while working together on Sharon's charity, Planet Hope, were first spotted getting cozy at a party thrown by fashion designer Christian Audigier on August 2 in LA. "She's really into him and even asked him to come with her to Mexico," the insider says.
Considering more people have seen Sharon Stone's vadge than Tom Cruise's last four films combined, I don't think this guy has anything to brag about. I guess banging over-the-hill* has-beens is this year's new fashion trend. And here I thought it was the color puce. Perhaps Sharon's dating the guy because he gets her hot. Or, that could just be the menopause.
On May 12, 2008, a magnitude 8.0 earthquake struck the Sichuan Province of China. Nearly 70,000 Chinese were killed and over 370,000 injured. 18,000 are still missing. When asked about the tragedy two weeks later during the Cannes Film Festival, Sharon Stone naturally said the Chinese people had it coming because of the way their government treats Tibetans:
"Well you know it was very interesting because at first I thought I’m not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have very concerned about how to . . . think and what to do about that because I don’t . . . like . . . that. And then I’ve been, ya know, I've been concerned about, oh, who should we deal with the Olympics because they're not being nice to the Dalai Lama — who’s a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that Karma, when you’re not nice and the bad things happen to you?'"
And now she's being sued by a bunch of angry Chinese people for . . . ONE . . . BILLION . . . DOLLARS! No, seriously. From the New York Post:
The bad "karma" keeps rolling for Sharon Stone, as more than 1,000 Chinese earthquake victims and a New York lawyer are demanding a $1 billion pay-out - or maybe just an apology.
The "Basic Instinct" star was recently served with legal papers announcing attorney Ming Hai's intention to sue her for harming Chinese people when she suggested the catastrophic quake last May was "karma" for the regime's occupation of Tibet.
"For the families who have lost their loved ones or lost limbs or suffered severe injuries, your . . . statement and act has caused extreme emotional distress," Ming wrote, citing the controversial comments Stone made at the Cannes Film Festival. (Source)
Do these people have no concept of money? One billion dollars sounds like something a kid would say. Did they get a bunch of kids to draw up this lawsuit? Are we sure they're not also suing for a "whole bunch" of candy? Why not just sue her for 1000 unicorns and world peace?
Sharon Stone is officially the dumbest bitch in Hollywood. While on the red carpet for a charity event in Cannes last Thursday, the actress was asked if she had heard about the recent earthquake in China and, well, she said this:
"Of course I have. Well you know it was very interesting because at first I thought I'm not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have very concerned about how to . . . think and what to do about that because I don't . . . like . . . that.
Yes you read that last line correctly. She paused for a moment to collect her thoughts and the best line she could come up with was "I don't . . . like . . . that." Stone unfortunately continues:
And then I've been, ya know, I've been concerned about, oh, who should we deal with the Olympics because they're not being nice to the Dalai Lama -- who's a good friend of mine.
Wait wait wait, did the bitch that flashed her babymaker in Basic Instinct just namedrop the Dalai Lama? Holy shit she did. Stone finishes:
And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that Karma, when you're not nice and the bad things happen to you?'"
Yes Sharon, exactly what I was thinking. Fuck those 67,000+ people. Their government shouldn't have been such meanies to Tibet. And those seven people that were killed Sunday by the tornado in Iowa? Shouldn't have invaded Iraq. Did you know that in developed nations, karma is the second leading cause of death behind cancer? It's true, Sharon told me.
It pains me to say this but, for being 50, Sharon Stone doesn't look that incredibly hideous. Like I would totally rather fuck her than a jar of angry bees.
NOTE TO MY MOTHER: I told you I can be charming sometimes.
I don't know who or why anyone's paying this but apparently Sharon Stone charges $175,000 for 30 minutes of "face time" at noncharitable events. A source told the New York Post:
"Sharon is starting to attend store openings and corporate events. In return, she receives major cash." (Source)
What a ripoff! The only thing I'd ever pay $175,000 for starts with "fourteen chicks" and ends with "at the same time". Besides, what corporation would pay that much money for a mere half hour with Sharon when you could get a year of Earth, Wind & Fire for the same price? How cool would that be to have them playing in your lobby? Make sure you negotiate though--I got 'em to play at my mom's 50th birthday party for a carton of cigarettes.
NOTE: At least she'll never get any of that Oil of Olay money. Have you seen the skin on her face lately? It looks more beat up than Jenna Jameson's vadge. If I did have the cash though, there would be a couple of products I'd hire her to push--this, this, and this.
You know those female celebrities whose beauty has held up so well they've looked 35 for like the past 20 years? I don't know if it's their genes or just healthy habits, but they've somehow figured it out. While they occasionally have their off days, for the most part they always look great. You know who I'm talking about? Yeah? Well Sharon Stone fucking hates those bitches.
Wow, this is so weird. I had a dream last night I was with a topless Sharon Stone on a small island off the coast of Sicily smoking a joint on a giant pillow (drug pics here and here--both NSFW). Remind me not to each so much ice cream next time before bedtime.
