Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (2/6)

I'm not gonna lie: I woke up this morning hoping I wouldn't see pictures of a 54-year-old mother of three in a belly shirt. Thanks a fucking lot Sharon Stone. Ruined my day!

*24 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone on the set of Gods Behaving Badly in Brooklyn (8/22)

Can we pass a law that if you were born in the 50s, you can't wear shirts where I can see your bra and sorta see your nipples? Yes, there was a time when Sharon Stone was a hot piece of ass, but there was also a time when I was in high school and gas cost only a buck.

*15 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone and her son Laird at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (5/14)

I think the real question we should be asking ourselves about these pics is why wouldn't Sharon Stone dress up like a hooker to take her son to the park? All the hip moms are doing it. If you're not in front of the trends, you're behind them.

*36 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone is noticeable

PICTURED: 53-year-old Sharon Stone shopping in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Hopefully for some dignity.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 30

Sharon Stone at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rooney Mara on the set of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in London (pics start here)

Eva Mendes on the set of Ansiedad in Vancouver (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving a friend's house in L.A. (pics start here)

Matthew Morrison arriving at BBC Radio One Studios in London (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Lara Stone at Heathrow airport in London (pics start here)

Keira Knightley leaving the Comedy Theatre in London (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend Will Kopelman leaving The Cheese Box At Wally's in L.A. (pics start here)

Halle Berry shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at Heathrow airport in London (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom riding his Ducati in L.A. (pics start here)

*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone is see-through

Sharon Stone's 53rd birthday was yesterday and she celebrated the occasion by going to Voyeur nightclub wearing a see-through top. Sharon loves Voyeur because her grandson Timmy works the bar there and totally hooks her up with free drinks. Score!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Sharon Stone see-through pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Sharon Stone see-through pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone pulled over by police in Los Angeles (3/8)

MY CAPTION: I didn't know being a bitch was against the law in California.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Sharon Stone recreates the Basic Instinct scene

Sharon Stone attempted to recreate her famous Basic Instinct scene (original here-NSFW) on the French talk show Champs-Élysées earlier this week, but failed miserably. Awww, it's nice to see Sharon try, but she's 52. In Hollywood years, that's 305. She's basically as old as Ben Franklin and he's been dead for 220 years. She needs to do herself a favor and leave the shocking and offensive displays of sexuality to porn stars and shows on MTV.

*27 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone out and about in Beverly Hills (8/17)

Just what was needed to spice up the site today: see-through pictures of a 52-year-old mother of three whose vagina is so old and scary even Indiana Jones wouldn't go near it. Just look at her -- I bet she's having a hot flash right there on that sidewalk. Rawrr! Menopause can be so fucking sexy sometimes.

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Sharon Stone is getting f'ed in the a

On Friday I wrote about Britney Spears listing her Beverly Hills' home for $1.2 million less than what she paid for it. Well that's nothing compared to Sharon Stone. She currently has her house listed in Beverly Hills for $8.995 million -- $2 million less than what she paid for it in March 2006. From the listing:

Gorgeous walled and gated 7BR Mediterranean estate on almost 5 acres at the end of a long pvt road. Grand scale, classic style, elegant finishes, with stone and hardwood floors and four fireplaces. Enormous living room with fireplace is surrounded by huge windows and French doors, and a spacious hardwood-paneled den features an imposing marble fireplace and beautiful cabinetry. Separate 2BR guest house; incredible landscaping sets off the resort-style lagoon pool and lighted N/S tennis court. A rare private retreat.

If you could see me right now, you'd see a grown man literally squealing in delight. The only thing better than Sharon Stone losing $2 million is 3-D porn, and that hasn't even been invented yet.