Archive: Sharon Stone

Quickies

Sharon Stone is hungry
Sharon Stone eating lunch at Clafoutis restaurant in West Hollywood (10/2)

+ Miley Cyrus to die young from skin cancer [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lisa Snowdon’s Got Sweet Cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ English hottie Kelly Brook is dating a 20-year-old [Bastardly]
+ Amy Smart Nude Video from Mirrors [Egotastic!]
+ The Pussycat Dolls get all sexy for Blender [Popoholic]
+ Jay-Z to not use condoms in the future [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Crazy Sharon Stone denies wanting to Botox her son’s feet [Dlisted]
+ Mischa Barton slips a boob (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Your fashion disaster of the day [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Maxim en Español has a lingerie edition [Lossip]

+ Sienna Miller is a big fat crybaby [Yeeeah!]
+ Britney Spears’ boob touches a life [CityRag]
+ Angelina Jolie FORCED INTO THERAPY! [popbytes]
+ Top 10 things overheard at Sarah Palin’s debate camp [Gabby Babble]

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Sharon Stone is batshit crazy

Sharon Stone and her son Roan
Poor kid

The Sharon Stone custody dispute with ex-husband Phil Bronstein is finally starting to get good. TMZ managed to obtain a court document detailing just how crazy of a parent Sharon is to the couple’s 8-year-old adopted son Roan. You mean like that time Sharon wanted Roan to get Botox injections in his feet because they smelled? Yes, exactly, how did you know? TMZ says:

Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to L.A.

The court has released what it calls the “Tentative Statement of Decision.” It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.

Among many things, the judge says, “Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan.” In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”

And then the court says, “Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, “Father has championed for Roan’s well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan’s getting help, or has decided against participating in his care.”

The judge goes on: “Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother’s overreactions is painfully real for this child.” (Source)

Obviously Sharon Stone is fucking crazy. So can we finally ignore her? No more interviews. No more speaking engagements. Or at least, before she begins to speak, can we have one of those old timey town criers read the judge’s ruling to the audience: “Hear ye, Hear ye, another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor . . .” We’ll shame her into a self-imposed exile. It’ll be awesome.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

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Sharon Stone lost her son

Sharon Stone has her custody revoked
Sharon Stone leaving the Ivy restaurant (9/17)

Not literally. I’m sure he’s safe somewhere. I mean legally. Though it’s just being learned about today, back on September 12, Stone had her joint-custody of 8-year-old son, Roan, revoked. Stone’s ex-husband, Phil Bronstein, now has full custody. People magazine says:

According to minutes from a Sept. 12 custody hearing, a Superior Court judge found that the boy, who is living with his father in the Bay Area and attending school there, will remain with Bronstein unless Stone relocates to San Francisco or Bronstein decides to move.

“The court does not find that (a) move away is in child’s best interest,” say the minutes. “(Bronstein) can provide a more structured continuity, stable, secure, and consistent home that child, Roan, needs.”

Stone “shall have access to child,” the minutes say, and her phone number “shall be programmed into the child’s telephone and home phone.” (Source)

That picture above was taken five days after Stone’s custody was revoked. My god, she’s a mess. Clearly she’s taking the news extremely hard. Poor thing.

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Quickies

Sharon Stone pokies
Sharon Stone out and about in L.A. (9/2)

+ Rachel Bilson looking hot in Page Six magazine [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ David Spade really needs to start using condoms [Dlisted]
+ Zack Attack 2008! [College Humor]
+ Holy shit P. Diddy is annoying [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Britney Spears visits topless pool, doesn’t get topless [Egotastic!]

+ I would still do naughty things to Elizabeth Hurley [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Christina Milian looking hot in a bikini [Bastardly]
+ Halle Berry’s boobs make good points [CityRag]
+ Brad Pitt’s handwriting shows he needs his space. Whatever. [Cele|bitchy]

+ Jennifer Aniston gets into fight with police [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Kevin Smith makes a porno [Pajiba]
+ In celebrity sex tape news . . . [The Blemish]
+ Anne Hathaway is a hopeless romantic [Derek Hail]

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Sharon Stone is robbing the cradle

Sharon Stone bikini pics!
50-year-old Sharon Stone dating a 24-year-old

Sharon Stone is probably dating a dude who’s two-and-a-half decades younger than her. From In Touch Weekly:

“I’ve started dating Sharon Stone, and she’s pretty good for 50,” Chase Dreyfous, 24, told his pals at a birthday party at Crown Bar on August 8 in LA. “Sharon called him and he showed the caller ID to everyone,” adds an insider. The unlikely pair, who met in early July while working together on Sharon’s charity, Planet Hope, were first spotted getting cozy at a party thrown by fashion designer Christian Audigier on August 2 in LA. “She’s really into him and even asked him to come with her to Mexico,” the insider says.

Considering more people have seen Sharon Stone’s vadge than Tom Cruise’s last four films combined, I don’t think this guy has anything to brag about. I guess banging over-the-hill* has-beens is this year’s new fashion trend. And here I thought it was the color puce. Perhaps Sharon’s dating the guy because he gets her hot. Or, that could just be the menopause.

*See: Denise Richards, Cindy McCain, and this guy

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China is rational

Sharon Stone being sued for a billion dollars
Sharon Stone being sued for a billion dollars

On May 12, 2008, a magnitude 8.0 earthquake struck the Sichuan Province of China. Nearly 70,000 Chinese were killed and over 370,000 injured. 18,000 are still missing. When asked about the tragedy two weeks later during the Cannes Film Festival, Sharon Stone naturally said the Chinese people had it coming because of the way their government treats Tibetans:

“Well you know it was very interesting because at first I thought I’m not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have very concerned about how to . . . think and what to do about that because I don’t . . . like . . . that. And then I’ve been, ya know, I’ve been concerned about, oh, who should we deal with the Olympics because they’re not being nice to the Dalai Lama — who’s a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that Karma, when you’re not nice and the bad things happen to you?’”

And now she’s being sued by a bunch of angry Chinese people for . . . ONE . . . BILLION . . . DOLLARS! No, seriously. From the New York Post:

The bad “karma” keeps rolling for Sharon Stone, as more than 1,000 Chinese earthquake victims and a New York lawyer are demanding a $1 billion pay-out - or maybe just an apology.

The “Basic Instinct” star was recently served with legal papers announcing attorney Ming Hai’s intention to sue her for harming Chinese people when she suggested the catastrophic quake last May was “karma” for the regime’s occupation of Tibet.

“For the families who have lost their loved ones or lost limbs or suffered severe injuries, your . . . statement and act has caused extreme emotional distress,” Ming wrote, citing the controversial comments Stone made at the Cannes Film Festival. (Source)

Do these people have no concept of money? One billion dollars sounds like something a kid would say. Did they get a bunch of kids to draw up this lawsuit? Are we sure they’re not also suing for a “whole bunch” of candy? Why not just sue her for 1000 unicorns and world peace?

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The Chinese had it coming

Sharon Stone says Chinese earthquake was karma
Sharon Stone says Chinese earthquake was karma

Sharon Stone is officially the dumbest bitch in Hollywood. While on the red carpet for a charity event in Cannes last Thursday, the actress was asked if she had heard about the recent earthquake in China and, well, she said this:

“Of course I have. Well you know it was very interesting because at first I thought I’m not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have very concerned about how to . . . think and what to do about that because I don’t . . . like . . . that.

Yes you read that last line correctly. She paused for a moment to collect her thoughts and the best line she could come up with was “I don’t . . . like . . . that.” Stone unfortunately continues:

And then I’ve been, ya know, I’ve been concerned about, oh, who should we deal with the Olympics because they’re not being nice to the Dalai Lama — who’s a good friend of mine.

Wait wait wait, did the bitch that flashed her babymaker in Basic Instinct just namedrop the Dalai Lama? Holy shit she did. Stone finishes:

And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that Karma, when you’re not nice and the bad things happen to you?’”

Yes Sharon, exactly what I was thinking. Fuck those 67,000+ people. Their government shouldn’t have been such meanies to Tibet. And those seven people that were killed Sunday by the tornado in Iowa? Shouldn’t have invaded Iraq. Did you know that in developed nations, karma is the second leading cause of death behind cancer? It’s true, Sharon told me.

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Sharon Stone wore a bikini

Sharon Stone bikini pics!
Sharon Stone bikini pics! (Cannes - 5/22)

It pains me to say this but, for being 50, Sharon Stone doesn’t look that incredibly hideous. Like I would totally rather fuck her than a jar of angry bees.

NOTE TO MY MOTHER: I told you I can be charming sometimes.

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Sharon Stone is emo

Sharon Stone is emo
Sharon Stone at the Sundance Film Festival (1/24)

If she finds a guitar and an ex-girlfriend she’s well on her way to selling a million albums

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Sharon Stone is expensive

Sharon Stone au natural
Don’t stare directly at it . . .

I don’t know who or why anyone’s paying this but apparently Sharon Stone charges $175,000 for 30 minutes of “face time” at noncharitable events. A source told the New York Post:

“Sharon is starting to attend store openings and corporate events. In return, she receives major cash.” (Source)

What a ripoff! The only thing I’d ever pay $175,000 for starts with “fourteen chicks” and ends with “at the same time”. Besides, what corporation would pay that much money for a mere half hour with Sharon when you could get a year of Earth, Wind & Fire for the same price? How cool would that be to have them playing in your lobby? Make sure you negotiate though–I got ‘em to play at my mom’s 50th birthday party for a carton of cigarettes.

NOTE: At least she’ll never get any of that Oil of Olay money. Have you seen the skin on her face lately? It looks more beat up than Jenna Jameson’s vadge. If I did have the cash though, there would be a couple of products I’d hire her to push–this, this, and this.

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