Dodged a bullet on this one!
Kelly Osbourne is claiming that her mom and she were thrown off a nude beach in Spain because they wouldn’t take their tops off. According to Kelly, who’s probably lying about this entire thing, the incident occurred on an idyllic stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca:
“I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn’t go topless. It was my worst holiday.”
Whew! Nothing ruins a weekend better than Kelly Osbourne topless candids floating around the internet. Remember when those pictures of Star Jones in a bikini came out last year. Accidentally saw ‘em…couldn’t leave my room for a damn week. My mom had to confiscate my lighter because I was trying to set fire to my crotch. You thought this country suffered after 9/11? Imagine photos of the white version of Star Jones showing her nipples splashed across our computer screens.
More pics of Kelly Osbourne after the jump, thankfully none of them topless…
