Kelly Osbourne completely shitfaced last May in London
Kelly Osbourne checked into Oregon's Hazelden Alcohol and Drug rehabilitation center on Wednesday -- the third time she's been in rehab in five years. One more stay and the fifth's free! Kelly's mom Sharon told Radar magazine:
"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it." (Source)
Do me a favor. If I ever use the word "proud" when talking about my daughter entering rehab for the third time in five years, please castrate me so I can't reproduce anymore.
Remember the story a few weeks ago about Sharon Osbourne kicking that skank's ass at the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show? Well now we have video. Skip ahead to the 6:55 mark. Whatever you do, don't watch the entire clip. I did and now my IQ is roughly 50 points lower. Paste is yummy!
Rock of Love: Charm School contestant Megan Hauserman
Sharon Osbourne is under investigation by the LAPD for beating up a contestant from the VH1 reality show Rock of Love: Charm School. The fight went down during the taping of the reunion special Saturday night in Los Angeles. From TMZ:
Megan Hauserman claims Sharon Osbourne went ballistic during a taping of the show's reunion special Saturday night. She says Sharon O. ran across the stage of the show, grabbed Megan by her hair and would not let go. She says Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull to pull at her hair and scratch her until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night.
We're told Sharon's nonsensical hubby Ozzy was the cause of the beat down. According to Megan, she responded to a crack Sharon made about her by saying Sharon is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star. That's what set Sharon off. (Source)
A lot of people criticize Rock of Love: Charm School, calling it "worthless," the "lowest of the low," and "what's wrong with American television." Wrong, wrong, and wrong. I'll have you know as Megan was getting her extensions pulled out by Sharon, she managed to keep a book balanced on top of her head the entire time. This so-called "worthless" show transformed her into quite the graceful young lady.
Kelly Osbourne is claiming that her mom and she were thrown off a nude beach in Spain because they wouldn't take their tops off. According to Kelly, who's probably lying about this entire thing, the incident occurred on an idyllic stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca:
"I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday."
Whew! Nothing ruins a weekend better than Kelly Osbourne topless candids floating around the internet. Remember when those pictures of Star Jones in a bikini came out last year. Accidentally saw 'em...couldn't leave my room for a damn week. My mom had to confiscate my lighter because I was trying to set fire to my crotch. You thought this country suffered after 9/11? Imagine photos of the white version of Star Jones showing her nipples splashed across our computer screens.
