Kevin Federline in Miami (8/29)
In "six months too late" news, Kevin Federline is set to appear on the next season of VH1's
Celebrity Fit Club. His ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson is appearing as well. Awk-ward. From
TMZ:
Looks like Kevin Federline is tired of all the K-Overfed jokes -- because TMZ has learned he officially signed on to do the next season of "Celebrity Fit Club."
Federleezy has packed on the pounds of late but he's on a mission to reduce the rolls. Earlier today, a TMZ employee watched Britney's ex saunter onto the Simi Valley, CA set of the VH1 weight-loss reality show.
As TMZ first reported, Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and Kevin's other baby-mama Shar Jackson will also join him in trimming the fat.
The only thing harder than trying to lose weight on TV is trying to lose weight on TV with your ex-girlfriend. Now K-Fed will not only have to endure hours of strenuous workouts, but hours of bitching and nagging as well. The bottom line is that if K-Fed and Shar really want to lose weight instantly, they don't have to appear on this show -- they just need to
drink Ipecac see each other naked.
Over/Under on # of episodes before K-Fed is kicked off for smuggling cookies in his fat rolls: 1.5
In this morning's New York Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams is claiming that Shar Jackson is seven weeks pregnant with ex-boyfriend Kevin Federline's baby. If you're keeping track at home and really why wouldn't you be, the baby would be Federline's third with Jackson, fifth overall. Adams revealed:
KEVIN Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this - but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She's into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn't know. Star magazine is saying she's hoping this brings them back together as a family. Ugh. Oy. Eee-yewww. Kevin the Insect. (Source)
Christ, what is this chick using for birth control, liquor? I once read in a medical journal that K-Fed's seed is so potent that the only effective method of birth control is to be in another state. Even then that's only like 89% effective.
Shar Jackson, most famous for being "the other woman that Kevin Federline knocked-up" actually thinks she's famous:
Jackson, a panelist on "The Ex-Wives Club" with Angie Everhart and Marla Maples, tried to lure some bold-faced names to her 30th birthday at Body English in Las Vegas the other day. Her publicist, Roxanne Romero, sent out e-mails to agents and managers in L.A. advising, "Submit your talent to attend this fantastic event to honor Shar Jackson's birthday."
How cute. I love it when normal people dress up and play "celebrity." I used to do this all the time as a young boy (those rare times when I wasn't playing "doctor" with the next-door neighbor). My mom made me quit after I developed a nasty coke addiction. Apparently that sort of thing is frowned upon in the fourth grade (I can eat paste but I can't do rails of coke? Fucking double-standards!).
