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The couple called it quits "after a nasty fight broke out at his house last night and cops were called...[when] Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational," a source tells Us.

No charges were filed.

"Travis confronted Shanna about her having an affair with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital recovering," the source says.

Barker's rep tells Us: "After surviving the plane crash his driving force in life is the love he has for his kids. He is tired of all other drama and is ready to move on." (Source)

Those rumors about Shanna Moakler reuniting with her estranged husband, Travis Barker, are definitely false. Last week Moakler was seen in Beverly Hills having an intimate dinner with Jenna Jameson's ex, porn producer Jay Grdina. According to sources, the two have been dating for the last few weeks. According to other sources, Grdina seems to be missing a vowel in his last name. That aside, you gotta feel for this guy since the dating scene has to suck if you used to be married to a hot porn-star like Jenna Jameson. Every date would end up with you at home, dissapointed, wondering why that chick you met at the grocery store wouldn't let you stick that piece of fruit in her ass. It'd be like losing your virginity to Jessica Alba. Really nowhere to go but down from there. It's why I had to turn her down when she asked me to take her Junior Prom a few years back.

Despite the fact they've been at each other's throat since they split, Travis Barker and Shana Moakler were recently seen kissing at Winston's, Los Angeles' newest hot spot. However, friends of the couple say Shana and Travis are still serious about getting a divorce:

"She will always be Travis' girl," said a pal, "but never [again] his wife." The source also assured us that the rocker and his reality-star ex "are definitely not getting back together."

What about how Shana's supposed to hate Travis because he hooked up with her arch nemesis Paris Hilton? If there's one thing I learned from my father--besides how to talk you way out of a domestic violence arrest--it's that you should always keep grudges. Not only does it keep you on your toes, it's healthy for your complexion. I certainly never forgave my neighbor after he trampled my prize-winning roses. Five straight victories at the county fair, bitch.

Fresh off her divorce from former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker, Shanna Moakler is dating her Dancing with the Stars partner Jesse DeSoto:

Moakler told partiers at the Skyy Vodka and Maxim Hot 100 party at Stone Rose in L.A. that she and her "Dancing With the Stars" partner, Jesse DeSoto, are dating. The show also paired up real-life lovers Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff, who also attended the party along with Rosario Dawson's ex, Jason Lewis (seen making out with a hot blonde) Michael Vartan and Macy Gray.

No surprise here. My rough and tumble years on the professional ballroom dancing circuit taught me that hooking up with your partner is inevitable. You especially can't blame Karina Smirnoff for hooking up with someone like Mario Lopez, he of the great dance moves...infectious personality....supple thighs...ahhh...taut muscles...skin tight lycra jumpsuit accentuating every bulge in his body...mmm...whoa, sorry, I kinda blacked out there for a second. Hope I didn't say anything too embarrassing.

During an interview with Star Magazine, Shanna Moakler was asked about Paris Hilton hooking up with her ex-husband Travis Barker. Moakler responded with this gem:

"There are some women who are like that, they get off on that and they enjoy that. And if she wants my seconds, well, she can have them. Paris can have my sloppy seconds!"

I know Shana hates Paris but she's playing this thing entirely wrong. If she really want to get back at Paris, she should avoid the verbal blitzkrieg and use the guise of friendship to exact her calculated revenge. Only after gaining Paris' trust should Shana spring her devilishly clever trap-perhaps in a club setting. Here's how I see it going down: In the western tradition of "high-fiving," Shana will extend her flattened hand out to Paris and wait for reciprocation of the celebratory gesture. When Paris tries to slap Shana's hand, Shana pulls it away at the last second leaving Paris "hanging." Or Shana could just punch her. Either way works for me really.

Although she's claiming she never punched Paris Hilton in the face, Shanna Moakler still despises her:

"I don't think she's a good person. She makes a lot of money pulling these stunts in the media, and I want nothing to do with it," Moakler told Page Six yesterday. "I'm not the one getting DUIs. I'm not the one in police stations. It's all juvenile and stupid."

Lighten up Shanna, it's not Paris' fault she's such a talentless waste of space. It's her father's for not wearing a condom 25 years earlier. I bet every time he hears the name 'Paris Hilton' in the media, he kicks himself for not pulling out. If only abortion in the 75th trimester was still legal.

I love whore-on-whore violence!:

Singer/actress Paris Hilton claims she was punched in the face by former beauty queen Shanna Moakler at Hollywood nightclub Hyde in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Hilton alleges the estranged wife of rocker Travis Barker walked up to her at around 1 am, "used the most vile of language" and then hit her in the jaw, according to her publicist Elliot Mintz.

However, Moakler claims Hilton's on-off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos bent her wrist back, before pouring a drink over her and pushing her down some stairs. Both women have filed police reports alleging battery

If I was Shanna Moakler, I would soak my hands in bleach as soon as possible--maybe even break out the brillo pad. There's really no difference between punching Paris Hilton and a bag full of medical waste.

As much as I now love Shanna, you just know she's exaggerating about being pushed down the stairs. Stavros Niarchos probably glanced at her earlier in the night and she took it from there. Hell, I bet he wasn't even there. Does Hyde even have stairs?

Update: I've added this picture of Paris shopping today. That's either a bruise that looks like semen or actually semen.

Question: If you are former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and are heading towards a divorce with your wife, former Miss USA Shanna Moakler, what do you do?

Answer: Rant on MySpace of course!

In the scathing blog entry, Barker claimed that on a typical day, he would get up with his children at around 5:30 a.m. Moakler, on the other hand, stayed in bed until around 2 p.m. and was frequently out late partying, said Barker. He added that the couple's kids often referred to their nanny as "Mommy."

Barker also claimed that Moakler had neglected to mention that she would be competing on the third season of Dancing with the Stars or that she had a MySpace page.

"I was informed by our realtor that Shanna was doing Dancing with the Stars? Why wouldn't she tell me, right?" he wrote. "A MySpace account? Where she posts pix of our kids and her and I half naked? Weird?"

However, Barker's true breaking point came when he discovered condoms in their home, according to his posting.

"We don't use condoms ever," he wrote, insinuating that his wife had been unfaithful, a claim he also made to the New York Post. "I'm sad to say those allegations [of infidelity] are true," Barker told the paper via a rep. "My priority will remain my children."

[Source]

I can't really blame Travis on this one. Shanna Moakler is a woman that makes Jessica Simpson look like a smarter Stephen Hawking. I remember one episode of Meet the Barkers where Shanna bit into a glass Christmas ornament because it was "shiny" and "really round" (now I never actually saw that but I'm assuming something like that happened and the producers just cut it out).

Great for Travis to tack on that PSA message about condom usage. That's what being a role model is all about.

It's sad to see Shanna taking the divorce news so hard.

[WENN]