Shanna Moakler

Kevin Connolly is a dork

Did Kevin Connolly have sex with former Playmate/Travis Barker's ex Shanna Moakler? Unless the two left a party together to do a little stargazing -- ooh there's Orion! -- he totally hit that shit. From the New York Post:

Kevin Connolly knows poker and Playmates go together. For a poker tournament the "Entourage" star and a group of buddies organized at the Driskill Hotel in Austin, Texas, a couple of dozen Playboy Playmates were flown in just to keep things lively. The gamblers also rented the back room of Michael Ault's club Phoenix and had it stocked with Patron tequila. Connolly left through the back door with Shanna Moakler, who appeared on an "Entourage" episode in 2007.

How in the world does Kevin keep pulling such hot ass? Either most chicks in Tinseltown like their men short enough to do Ewok impressions, or he's got a double-jointed tongue. Hell, Travis Barker's neck is probably twice as long as this dude's torso. True story: I was in Beverly Hills a few months ago for a business meeting. I actually ran into Kevin as I was walking out of a parking garage. I gave him a wedgie and stole his lunch money.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler leaving My House nightclub in West Hollywood (3/27)

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split up again. The two were married in 2004 before splitting up in 2006, getting back together again in 2007, breaking up again in 2008, and finally getting back together again after Barker's plane crash last September. From Us Weekly:

The couple called it quits "after a nasty fight broke out at his house last night and cops were called...[when] Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational," a source tells Us.

No charges were filed.

"Travis confronted Shanna about her having an affair with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital recovering," the source says.

Barker's rep tells Us: "After surviving the plane crash his driving force in life is the love he has for his kids. He is tired of all other drama and is ready to move on." (Source)

This has Lifetime movie written all over it: A plane crash brought them together, her whoring ways broke them apart. The Lifetime network presents Bitch Fucked Another Dude When I Was In The Hospital, Sunday night at 10.