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The couple called it quits "after a nasty fight broke out at his house last night and cops were called...[when] Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational," a source tells Us.

No charges were filed.

"Travis confronted Shanna about her having an affair with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital recovering," the source says.

Barker's rep tells Us: "After surviving the plane crash his driving force in life is the love he has for his kids. He is tired of all other drama and is ready to move on." (Source)

Those rumors about Shanna Moakler reuniting with her estranged husband, Travis Barker, are definitely false. Last week Moakler was seen in Beverly Hills having an intimate dinner with Jenna Jameson's ex, porn producer Jay Grdina. According to sources, the two have been dating for the last few weeks. According to other sources, Grdina seems to be missing a vowel in his last name. That aside, you gotta feel for this guy since the dating scene has to suck if you used to be married to a hot porn-star like Jenna Jameson. Every date would end up with you at home, dissapointed, wondering why that chick you met at the grocery store wouldn't let you stick that piece of fruit in her ass. It'd be like losing your virginity to Jessica Alba. Really nowhere to go but down from there. It's why I had to turn her down when she asked me to take her Junior Prom a few years back.

I love whore-on-whore violence!:

Singer/actress Paris Hilton claims she was punched in the face by former beauty queen Shanna Moakler at Hollywood nightclub Hyde in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Hilton alleges the estranged wife of rocker Travis Barker walked up to her at around 1 am, "used the most vile of language" and then hit her in the jaw, according to her publicist Elliot Mintz.

However, Moakler claims Hilton's on-off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos bent her wrist back, before pouring a drink over her and pushing her down some stairs. Both women have filed police reports alleging battery

If I was Shanna Moakler, I would soak my hands in bleach as soon as possible--maybe even break out the brillo pad. There's really no difference between punching Paris Hilton and a bag full of medical waste.

As much as I now love Shanna, you just know she's exaggerating about being pushed down the stairs. Stavros Niarchos probably glanced at her earlier in the night and she took it from there. Hell, I bet he wasn't even there. Does Hyde even have stairs?

Update: I've added this picture of Paris shopping today. That's either a bruise that looks like semen or actually semen.