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Shakira's hot ass is pregnant

Shakira and her amazing ass (seen above in Miami in January) is pregnant. The Colombian singer has been going steady with Spanish soccer star Gerard Pique since last year, and early reports indicate that he may in fact be the father. She wrote on her website:

As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned over the next few days.

This means I will not be able to be a part of the iHeartRadio Music Festival, but I'm sure this weekend in Las Vegas will be spectacular and I will be closely following everything that happens there!

I'd like to thank Clear Channel and my fans for their constant love and understanding.
Big kiss!
And will see you very soon!
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Ominously, Pique is expected to miss 2-3 weeks after spraining his foot yesterday in Barcelona's Champions League' match again Spartak Moscow -- an injury that is quite obviously the fault of the evil demon fetus in Shakira's perfect body. Just how much havoc will little Damian wreak on those who get in his way? No one knows, my friend. No one knows.

*20 Shakira pictures total in the gallery:

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Shakira filming a new music video in Barcelona, Spain (6/22)

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 28 and Sunday, January 29

Shakira at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannesa, France (pics start here)

Charlie Sheen on the set of Anger Management in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at her office in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jason Sudeikis leaving Olivia Wilde's house in L.A. (pics start here)

Kat Von D shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jason Statham leaving Minestraio restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Swift shopping in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard on the set of her new film in New York (pics start here)

Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving Caffe Luxxe in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi shopping for watches in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian heading to yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)

*129 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Sweet Jesus

Though they're both denying it (because isn't that what you do when you're cheating on your significant other?), Shakira may be cheating on her boyfriend with tennis star Rafael Nadal. Who also has a girlfriend. How pleasant. From the New York Post:

Shakira shared a cozy meal with tennis star Rafael Nadal in Spain, sparking more rumors of a love match between the pair. They were spotted dining at the W Hotel in Barcelona after shooting a video together there late last week.

Shakira earlier this month celebrated her 33rd birthday with longtime fiancé Antonio De La Rua, while Nadal has been dating high school sweetheart Maria Francisca Perello, aka Xisca, for nearly four years.

An eyewitness told us of the Barcelona encounter, "There was just the two of them at the table together. They were whispering and all smiles. It definitely looked like they are more than just friends. They were there for a few days shooting."

When did it become trendy for smoking-hot chicks to date tennis stars?* Back when I was in high school, the only people who got less action than the kids on the tennis team were the kids who dressed up as 10th level wizards for prom. I guess this new trend may finally explain why Chris Brown hasn't had much luck with the ladies -- he has to work on his backhand.

*see: Roddick, Sampras, and Nadal 

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Shakira arriving to the 2009 American Music Awards at the Nokia Theatre in L.A. (11/22)

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Shakira outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (11/10)

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Shakira at the Pre-Inaugural Ball at the Newseum in Washington, D.C. (1/19)