Shakira in the August issue of Cosmopolitan - Latin America
+ Turns out Mariah Care is fucking nuts [The Superficial]
+ Gigi Hadid pokies (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miley Cyrus defends her homeless showpiece [WWTDD]
+ Hailey Clauson is fucking gorgeous [Drunken Stepfather]
+ His Sharon Stone's nipples (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ 6 Harmless Office Pranks You Can Pull Right Now [Brobible]
+ Megan Fox is taking over Korea [Guyism]
+ Sofia Vergara nip slip at the Emmys (NSFW) [Celeb Jihad]
+ Men drool over boobs like this [Linkiest]
+ MAKE THIS HAPPEN [Dlisted]
+ Cheryl Cole needs to be Cheryl Cole again [moejackson]
+ Neon pink bikini bottoms FTW [Double Viking]
+ Bruce Jenner one step closer to womanhood [Evil Beet]
*4 Shakira pictures total in the gallery:
Shakira arriving at Universal CityWalk to film an interview with Extra (5/6)
Can we pass a law that Shakira has to wear those fuck me boots every day? Sure her feet will become horribly mangled and she'll be unable to walk in 10 years, but at least it'll be an enjoyable 10 years for the rest of us. Get it done, Obama.
*30 Shakira pictures total in the gallery:
Shakira performing on the Today Show in New York (3/26)
+ Things that Bounce Thursday is awesome [BroBible]
+ Gigi Hadid is a sexy rising star [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Liam Neeson sounds dull [ICYDK]
+ Sinita nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Maria Menounos, a sexy retrospective [Guyism]
+ Angelina Jolie apparently hates Charlize Theron [Cele|bitchy]
+ Emma Watson in a pantsuit, are you into it? [Evil Beet]
+ Sweet sweet justice [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Are Justin and Selena getting engaged? [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Karmen Pedaru looking sexy in a bikini
*30 Shakira pictures total in the gallery:
Shakira at a photo exhibition for Jaume de Laiguana in Barcelona (2/28)
Shakira was *this* close to getting a boob job a few years ago because her breasts were too small and humble. She told In Touch Weekly:
"A few years ago, I considered surgery, breast augmentation and all kinds of things: 'Maybe my eyebrows should be higher. Maybe my lips should be bigger.' It was really making me bitter."I can't really blame Shakira for wanting bigger tits because women who have big tits get away with more shit. There, I said it. It's one of nature's rules and if we're being totally honest, it's the real reason why women get boob jobs. Think about it, Kim Kardashian is even more worthless than Paris Hilton, but every single one of you fans (myself included) didn't notice this for years because Kim has her D-cup criticism deflectors, while Paris gets criticism shot all over her back, chest, face, and hair. That being said, rules are meant to be broken as long as the rule breaker looks like Shakira. Can she sing? Nah. Can she dance? Not particularly, but she has the "it" factor. Now, I don't know what the "it" is, but if you have zipper marks on your pee pee, then you know what I'm talking about.
So did the Colombian crooner, 36, go through with any of it? "Eventually I said, 'Forget it,' and started accepting myself the way I am," she tells the mag.
*15 Shakira pictures total in the gallery:
Shakira is VERY flexible
So, uh, Shakira can do that. Wow. Is your pervert ass thinking what my pervert ass is thinking? . . . SHE SHOULD TOTALLY TRY OUT FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL!!!
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*5 Shakira flexible pictures total in the gallery:
Shakira's hot ass is pregnant
Shakira and her amazing ass (seen above in Miami in January) is pregnant. The Colombian singer has been going steady with Spanish soccer star Gerard Pique since last year, and early reports indicate that he may in fact be the father. She wrote on her website:
As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned over the next few days.Ominously, Pique is expected to miss 2-3 weeks after spraining his foot yesterday in Barcelona's Champions League' match again Spartak Moscow -- an injury that is quite obviously the fault of the evil demon fetus in Shakira's perfect body. Just how much havoc will little Damian wreak on those who get in his way? No one knows, my friend. No one knows.
This means I will not be able to be a part of the iHeartRadio Music Festival, but I'm sure this weekend in Las Vegas will be spectacular and I will be closely following everything that happens there!
I'd like to thank Clear Channel and my fans for their constant love and understanding.
And will see you very soon!
*20 Shakira pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 28 and Sunday, January 29
Shakira at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannesa, France (pics start here)
Charlie Sheen on the set of Anger Management in L.A. (pics start here)
Jessica Alba arriving at her office in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Ali Larter leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Rebecca Gayheart at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Jason Sudeikis leaving Olivia Wilde's house in L.A. (pics start here)
Kat Von D shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Jason Statham leaving Minestraio restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Taylor Swift shopping in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Marion Cotillard on the set of her new film in New York (pics start here)
Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving Caffe Luxxe in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi shopping for watches in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kim Kardashian heading to yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)
*129 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Though they're both denying it (because isn't that what you do when you're cheating on your significant other?), Shakira may be cheating on her boyfriend with tennis star Rafael Nadal. Who also has a girlfriend. How pleasant. From the New York Post:
Shakira shared a cozy meal with tennis star Rafael Nadal in Spain, sparking more rumors of a love match between the pair. They were spotted dining at the W Hotel in Barcelona after shooting a video together there late last week.When did it become trendy for smoking-hot chicks to date tennis stars?* Back when I was in high school, the only people who got less action than the kids on the tennis team were the kids who dressed up as 10th level wizards for prom. I guess this new trend may finally explain why Chris Brown hasn't had much luck with the ladies -- he has to work on his backhand.
Shakira earlier this month celebrated her 33rd birthday with longtime fiancé Antonio De La Rua, while Nadal has been dating high school sweetheart Maria Francisca Perello, aka Xisca, for nearly four years.
An eyewitness told us of the Barcelona encounter, "There was just the two of them at the table together. They were whispering and all smiles. It definitely looked like they are more than just friends. They were there for a few days shooting."
*see: Roddick, Sampras, and Nadal