Shailene Woodley

The 2012 Academy Awards

By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:

Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)

*188 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 13

Katherine Heigl out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Nina Dobrev at the Christian Siriano show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Pia Toscano at the 4th Annual Midnight Brunch at Supperclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Shailene Woodley (The Descendants) arriving at the BAFTAs nominees party at Asprey New Bond Street in London (pics start here)

Meg Ryan out and about in New York (pics start here)

Solange Knowles DJing at Ajna in New York for the BCBG Max Azria party (pics start here)

Mel Gibson arriving at a restaurant in L.A. (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen leaving the Alexander Wang fashion show in New York (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie at the In The Land of Blood and Honey press conference during the 62nd Berlin International Film Festival in Germany (pics start here)

Christian Bale and his wife Sibi Blazic arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Sarah Palin leaving Fox studios in Washington, D.C. (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*118 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: