Sex Tapes


Blac Chyna/Tyga sex tape being shopped

Apparently someone is shopping a sex tape featuring Blac Chyna and her ex Tyga. On a side note, is it just me or is Tyga one of the goofiest-looking celebrities out there? Does he have something incriminating on Kylie Jenner for her to not have dumped him months ago? Tyga's so funny-looking that even Jay Z feels bad for him, and Jay Z looks like Jay Z. From TMZ:
Someone's shopping around what they say is a Blac Chyna/Tyga sex tape, and the leading lady is doing everything within her power to keep it in the can.  Blac Chyna's lawyer, Walter Mosley, tells TMZ Chyna will go after anyone who releases the tape ... with a vengeance. 

A tape has been sent to media outlets and porn companies ... we can't vouch for the identity of the stars, but the tattoos match. As far as we know, so far there are no takers.
If this sex tape is what I think it is, Tyga bangs Blac Chyna and then asks to borrow some money afterwards. No really my cup of tea, but I can see how some people might be into that.

*20 Blac Chyna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Blac Chyna Tyga Sex Tape 1
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Khloe Kardashian leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (1/13)

Khloe Kardashian told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens: Live last night that she and Lamar Odom made a sex tape. Hopefully not in the past few months. That would just be weird having to pull all the tubes out and stuff:
"I've definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband," the svelte reality star told host Andy Cohen. "But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment."

...the tape [is] still in her possession -- "in my safe," she said.... (New York Post)
This is the least newsworthy Kardashian story in the history of this family. Of course Khloe made a sex tape -- she's a Kardashian. It'd be more newsworthy if she did something totally against family tradition. "Breaking: Khloe Kardashian Dating a Nice Jewish Boy."

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe Kardashian Sex Tape 1
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Iggy Azalea performing at KISS FM's Jingle Ball concert in Rosemont, Illinois (12/18)

Hackers are threatening to release an Iggy Azalea sex tape unless the singer apologizes for imitating black women and misappropriating black culture. Those are the hacker's words. That's actually not a problem I currently have with her. Via In Touch Weekly:
Hackers have threatened to release the tape, allegedly starring the 24-year-old rapper, by sending messages via Twitter under the name "TheAnonMessage."

"MESSAGE: @IGGYAZALEA, you have exactly 48 hours from now to release a statement apologizing to @AzealiaBanks and the protesters in NYC..." the hackers wrote. "You are guilty of misappropriating black culture, insulting peaceful protesters, and making light of Eric Garner's death."

This threat comes right on the heels of a nasty feud between the 'Fancy' singer and Azealia Banks. Recently, Azalea called out Iggy on Twitter for "imitating" black women.

"We have so much shit on you, your scandal would be bigger than Bill Cosby's," the hackers wrote. "There's an X rated tape of you, we bet you'd certainly don't want public, are we right? @IGGYAZALEA....and this is nothing. Comply or else."
Bigger than Bill Cosby's? Unless this tape features Iggy having sex with Sasha and Malia Obama, I don't see how that could be possible. God dammit hackers, do you always have to be so fucking dramatic?

*25 Iggy Azalea pictures total in the gallery:

  • Iggy Azalea Sex Tape 1
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Hot tongue action!

The biggest winner in the Kim Kardashian nude photoshoot that went viral last week wasn't Kim herself or Paper magazine -- it was Ray-J. The hoopla boosted sales of Kim and Ray J's sex tape Kim K Superstar, and he pocketed an extra $50k. Living the American dream right there. From TMZ:
Ray has been getting around $90K every 3 months, so this is a real ass-tronomical increase. Steve Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, tells TMZ, the most recent spike makes "Kim K Superstar" the biggest selling celebrity sex tape of all time. Until last week, the title holders were Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
You gotta hand it to Ray J. One sex tape, and now he's getting huge checks for the rest of his life. He's set. He basically fucked the big-tittied version of Publisher's Clearing House.

*5 Ray J pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ray J Sex Tape Profits 1
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  • Ray J Sex Tape Profits 5

Kris Jenner on her way to SoulCycle in Beverly Hills (3/10)

Stop me if you've heard this story before, but one of the Kardashians is being blackmailed over a sex tape. Plot twist: It's the mom. From Radar:
According to a source close to the Kardashian-Jenner family, Jenner was approached over a week ago by an unknown man claiming to be in possession of a sex tape starring the Keeping Up with the Kardashians momager.

"At first she thought it was a joke, because she knew it couldn't be real," the source told Radar. "Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that! Initially, she just ignored it."
"Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that" in reference to Kris Jenner might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. If the money was right, she would go fuck O.J. in prison and sell the footage to Vivid. There's literally nothing she wouldn't do for money.
But it soon became clear that her tormentor would not let go so easily.

"He called Kris more than one hundred times in the last seven days, from more than 100 different phone numbers," the source revealed. "He uses scrambled cell numbers. He called more than 25 times just yesterday (Sunday) alone! The man has been demanding money from Kris. If he's not paid, he claims, he'll release the tape."
Oh no, Kris must be so stressed. If only there was someone she could talk to -- a daughter-like figure, perhaps -- who was in the same situation in the past, but used it to her advantage to make millions of dollars. Nope, can't think of anybody.
As a result, the insider revealed, "The family has drastically stepped up their security and Kris had no choice but to turn all the information over to law enforcement and to [the family's private investigator] Gavin DeBecker."
In other news, the Kardashian family has a private investigator on staff. They're basically like their own little country. I wouldn't be surprised if they try to take over Malibu like it's Crimea.

*15 Kris Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kris Jenner Sex Tape 1
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Kris Jenner out for lunch in Beverly Hills (10/30)

Kris Jenner tells Joan Rivers on her new webseries In Bed With Joan (*shudders*) that she cried herself to sleep when her daughter's sex tape first came out:
"I cried myself to sleep...I don't think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your daughter. I had to go into a room and cry for a couple days and say, 'okay, pull yourself to-fucking-gether because you have to be here for all these kids and your family, and you have to show them as an example how to get through this.'"
I don't doubt for a second that Kris Jenner was in tears when Kim's sex tape came out. I just think it's for a different reason than she's implying. "I can't help but think -- *sniff* --  that I should have negotiated a cut of the backend -- *wipes away tear* -- instead of just a lump sum payment up front. I have failed as an exploitative mother -- *sniff* -- and I can only hope to get better in the coming years."

*15 Kris Jenner Beverly Hills pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kris Jenner Sex Tape Tears 1
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Tori Spelling made a sex tape

Tori Spelling admits in her new book that she and husband Dean McDermott made a sex tape on Valentine's Day back in 2009 that was subsequently stolen off her computer by a friend. Ultimately nothing came of it because it's TORI SPELLING HAVING SEX and no one wants to see that. Via the Daily Mail:
"Dean said, 'We should tape ourselves having sex,'" she writes in her book. "He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it. Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good so I allowed him to keep it. He uploaded it to our computer at home... without password protection."

Unfortunately, this proved to be an error, according to Tori, when, two years later, Dean discovered through a friend, that a mutual biker 'friend' of theirs had somehow found the tape on his computer and copied it.

"The so-called friend was attempting to sell it to entertainment shows or anyone who would pay the right price. I was horrified. The incensed couple then sent the man in question some kind of legal letter but he never responded. We never heard from him again, and the incident went away."
Wait a minute, I thought we were all done with the "my sex tape was stolen" malarkey back in 2002, or is this some part of an elaborate plan to bore me to death? Let me guess: her "friend" was able to control*alt*delete past her Windows 2000 firewall and make a copy of a low res video onto 10 floppy disks? You're not fooling me, Tori. At least when Gena Lee Nolin pulled this shit a hundred years ago, Baywatch was still the biggest show in the world, and she didn't have a giant hole in her chest were cleavage should be. Why can't you retire gracefully, like Gena? Oh, she didn't retire? Nobody gives a shit about her either, eh? My bad.

*10 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tori Spelling Stolen Sex Tape 1
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Farrah vs. Kim

This week's sign that the Apocalypse is finally upon us:
According to our porn sources, Farrah's 70-minute debut, "Backdoor Teen Mom," lured in more than 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday -- annihilating the record previously held by Kim K and Ray J, which attracted 600,000 during the same time frame. (TMZ)
Enjoy your weekend, folks

*10 sex tape pictures total in the gallery:

  • Farrah Kim Sex Tape Comparison 1
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Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham in Santa Monica (4/9)

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did shoot a "sex tape" with porn star James Deen, and now she wants a shitload of money for it. From TMZ:
The ex-Teen Mom star's reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best ... telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body -- for her personal collection -- so she could look back on it when she's old.

As for the sex vid going public ... Farrah says her lawyer is dealing with a porn company, and she "will not be settling for anything less than a couple million" bucks.
2 million dollars? I wouldn't give her 2 million yen. I would rather watch my own conception 32 years ago than watch a tape of this bolted-on-tits-bitch having sex. Hey Teen Mom, you want a foolproof way to make $2 million? Get a job and work for the next 25 years.

*25 Farrah Abraham bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Teen Mom Sex Tape 1
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Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King

In what many people (e.g. me) are already calling THE GREATEST STORY EVER, Miss Teen Delaware 2012 Melissa King resigned today after a hardcore porn scene she filmed last summer -- three months after she turned 18 -- was discovered on an amateur porn site today. Damn, this bitch is already smarter than Kim Kardashian. There's way more money to be made when you skip the middle man and go directly to the porn site. A rep for the Miss Delaware Teen USA pageant issued a statement:
"I would like to confirm the Miss Delaware Teen USA pageant has received a resignation letter from Miss King's attorney."
This is a bunch of bullshit. Nowhere in the pageant rules does it say that a contestant can't sit on a bed for an interview, get on her knees and give a man oral sex, have sex with that man in the doggystyle position, get on top of the same man in the cowgirl position, and then give the man more oral sex before he finally ejaculates onto her face. You know, I'm just saying if she had done all that in this so-called scene that she shot that I definitely haven't seen because porn objectifies women.

*10 Miss Delaware porn pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miss Teen Delaware Porn 1
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