Sex Tapes

Jasmine Waltz has a sex tape

Remember Jasmine Waltz? She's the professional star-fucker who probably broke up David Arquette's marriage last year to Courteney Cox. She also kinda sorta looks like Megan Fox, if Megan got hit by a car. Well now we all get to see her naked because she has a sex tape. From TMZ:

Sources close to Jasmine Waltz tell TMZ ... the 28-year-old and her manager set up a meeting with porn giant Vivid Entertainment last year hoping to lock up a deal to star in her own XXX video ... and she even SIGNED A CONTRACT!

We're told Waltz agreed to a deal that would pay her $60k up front PLUS 25% of the "back end" profits ... plus Waltz would have been able to personally select the "male talent." But after Waltz signed the deal, sources tell us, things went sour ... and somehow Jasmine's "private" homemade XXX flick surfaced on her own website, realjasmine.com ... and not with Vivid.

Waltz had released a statement saying, "I'm absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day."

Even though this chick only kinda sorta looks like Megan Fox, Megan could still learn a thing or two from her. For example, would it kill her to film herself having sex and then release the footage to the internet under the guise of a "stolen" sex tape. C'mon Megan, you don't have to be such a prude about this.

NOTE: NSFW preview of the tape here

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett out and about in Hollywood (1/17)

Radar is reporting that yet another Kendra Wilkinson sex tape -- this one featuring her getting it on with a chick -- is about to hit the market. Just in time for the Valentine's Day sales rush!

"Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. "They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends. It's a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination."

"Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear. The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter."

Well yeah, of course she has another sex tape. You don't just stop after making one. They're a lot like paper mache animals. Ohhhhh, I can't wait until arts and crafts time this afternoon! I think I'll make a pink kitty cat and name her Abigail. *squeals*

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James Franco at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah (1/22)

Not that I care (unless it was with Jessica Alba or the family dog), but James Franco made a sex tape when he was younger. From Contact Music:

James Franco says he has a lot of respect for porn stars because he made his own sex tape when he was 19. The '127 Hours' actor - who is to host this year's Oscars ceremony alongside Anne Hathaway - says appearing in a raunchy home movie made him have more respect for porn stars because he knows from personal experience how hard it is.

Speaking in a discussion held by Newsweek magazine for potential Oscar-nominees, James said: "I think if anybody who has made a home sex tape knows, what feels best doesn't always look best. I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, 'Oh, that looks horrible.' You have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they're really selling it."

Is James suggesting that actors in adult films are actually pretending? But I thought that chick with two dicks in her mouth and a bowling pin in her ass was really enjoying herself. Obviously James doesn't realize that what draws people to porn is the fantasy. For example, watching a busty porn star blow a dude fulfills an innate desire inside of all men: to cum hang out with a chick that doesn't talk for five minutes.

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Demi Lovato made a sex tape?

Demi Lovato’s rep is blasting reports that a sex tape featuring Demi - currently in rehab battling an alleged cocaine addiction -- is about to hit the internets. She told TMZ:

"Perpetrating these completely unfounded rumors from supposed sources while Demi is in treatment dealing with serious physical and emotional issues is disgusting. The sourcing on this report is so spotty that it is hard to fully respond."

As for claims that Demi's uncle, Francisco Lovato, kept people out of her tour while she had sex inside, Lovato's rep bristles, "Francisco Lovato is the brother of Demi's estranged father. He never traveled on the tour, and certainly didn't serve as some sort of chaperone. We would ask serious news outlets to strongly consider the source of this story before they regurgitate it."

Has anyone’s reputation and public perception changed more in the past six months than Demi Lovato? In June, she was just another boring Disney tween star who you wouldn’t give two thoughts about if you passed on the street. Now she’s a coke-snorting party girl who will punch you in the face in the afternoon and then film herself blowing your boyfriend in the evening. From this day forward, I will never make another assumption about a celebrity. I don’t want to be surprised when it comes out that Selena Gomez is secretly into erotic asphyxiation and having hot candle wax dripped all over her soft, naked body. In fact, I’m going to go beat off to that exact scenario right now just to fully prepare myself in case Us Weekly runs a shocking exposé later this week. It would be irresponsible not to.

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Devon James at the "Exxxotica Expo 2010" in Chicago (7/17)

I've got some bad news for those of you really wanting to see Tiger Woods have sexual relations with a soulless skank. First off, you're a sick freak. Seriously, why would you want to see that? Secondly, there's no sex tape. There never was. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Given that many of porn star Devon James' tales about her trysts with Tiger Woods have revealed gross exaggerations, it's probably no surprise her much-touted "sex tape" of the tarnished golf star has turned out to be a bust.

In bankruptcy documents filed in Florida by James and her husband, it's disclosed that there is no Woods video. However, since James and her husband, Nick, are still collecting payments for that faux sex tape on their website, the Florida authorities have opened a fraud investigation.

Wait just a second here. Is the Sun Times suggesting that a woman that films her sexual exploits for money, sleeps with married men, and doesn't repay her financial obligations may be trying to defraud horny men? The hell you say! If a morally-bankrupt prostitute with no class and even less self-respect can be so easily judged in the court of public opinion, I ask you: What hope is there for the rest of us?

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Karissa Shannon's sex tape most extreme ever

According to the head of Vivid, Karissa Shannon's sex tape may be the "most extreme" celebrity sex tape to ever hit the market. So it's got that going for it. Which is nice. From TMZ:

Vivid Entertainment has their hands on the Karissa tape she made with boyfriend Sam Jones III.  When we caught up with Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch outside STK last night, he told us the Karissa tape was "definitely the most extreme video that I've ever seen, as a celebrity tape. There's everything you can imagine -- whips, chains, handcuffs. It's absolutely crazy."

But don't get too excited -- Jones has previously told us he and Karissa plan on having their lawyers but a block on the tape.

I love that last line about the lawyer. Bitch, you spread your legs for 84-year-old Hugh Hefner. Don't act like you're suddenly the Queen of England. What, were you too busy having afternoon tea to give TMZ a quote on this? Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Karissa gave out this tape as a Christmas gift this year. "The first 5 minutes is just dialogue, so you should probably fast-forward past that."

NOTE: To see the uncensored Karissa (l) and Kristina Shannon (r) nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Karissa Shannon's sex tape stolen

Now that Heidi Montag is refusing to release her sex tape (she has to sign off on it, per California law), her ex-husband Spencer Pratt is moving on . . . to another sex tape. He allegedly stole a tape of Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend Sam Jones getting it on. Her lawyer already sent a letter to Spencer threatening to sue if he doesn't return it, and now TMZ says:

Playmate Karissa Shannon is about to be semi-celebdom's next sex tape debutante -- that is if Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch gets to release the homemade XXX flick he calls "extremely erotic."

Hirsch tells TMZ he actually laid eyes on the tape which co-stars Karissa's boyfriend, "Smallville" actor Sam Jones III. Hirsch says it was sent to him from "a reputable third party" and that he'd "love to be able to release it."

Vivid's chief isn't divulging who dropped the tape in his lap, but does say he's "very impressed with the quality and content" -- which sounds like executive speak for ... it's smoking hot!

But before you scour the Internet for clips -- we spoke to Jones who said, "I understand that the guy from Vivid saw footage with Karissa and I in it. We have spoken to our legal team and they will be dealing with this ASAP."

Aw man, this Sam guy must be so embarrassed. If this tape is released, everyone's going to know that he had sex with a woman who had sex with Hugh Hefner. So basically, he boned Hugh Hefner. Look, I've made some bad decisions in my day, but even I've never fucked an 84-year-old man. This dude needs to take a good long look in the mirror and reevaluate his whole relationship with Karissa -- hell, his whole life. Also: scrub his penis with steel wool. Also: tear off Spencer's arm and beat him to death with it.

*9 Karissa Shannon pictures total in the gallery:

Karissa Shannon in Las Vegas (8/21)

Late last Friday, it was learned that Spencer Pratt was threatening to release a sex tape featuring himself and his "estranged" wife, Heidi Montag 2.0. Since I hate Heidi and Spencer almost as much as lima beans, I really tried to stay away from the story as long as possible -- and I did, for a whole 3 days. But then Heidi had to go and force my hand by getting it on with another chick (the chick in question being Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend, Karissa Shannon, pictured above). You scheming son-of-a-bitch! From TMZ:

Spencer Pratt has unearthed a girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon .... sources tell TMZ. We're told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi ... moving out some of his stuff.  Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa -- and the light bulb went off.

Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his "library" to Vivid Entertainment -- much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum.

As for Karissa Shannon -- she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she's not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue the pants off him.

Wow, a lesbian sex tape featuring an ex Playboy Playmate and Heidi Montag's EEE tits? Heidi and Spencer are going to be rich! Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they made $8.1 million on this tape -- or roughly the same amount of money Jennifer Aniston's new movie The Switch debuted at this weekend. Ha Ha Ha, you suck Aniston! Just quit already.

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Danielle Staub is NSFW

It was revealed on Tuesday that Real Housewives of New Jersey "star" Danielle Staub. And now we have uncensored pictures. But be warned: you can never unsee these. Believe me, I've tried everything: bleach in my eyes, loud whistles, hitting my head against the wall, acid. Nope. I may never get an erection again. It feels like my penis just got back from two tours of duty in 'Nam. I'm pretty sure the poor thing has post-traumatic stress disorder.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Danielle Staub sex tape pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Danielle Staub loves sex tapes, vitamin C

Apparently Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey (seen above with a fancy new orange) has a sex tape. I know, right? I thought a gold-digging Jersey whore would be classier than that. From TMZ:

Another "celebrity" sex tape is about to hit the market -- and this time, the people distributing the footage claim the star is Danielle Staub from "Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Hustler Inc. tells us it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey's most hated Housewife -- and mother of two -- in a naked romp with a mystery man.

A rep from Hustler tells us the tape was shot last September -- several months after 47-year old Staub first appeared on the Bravo reality show.  The tape is set to be released on June 14.

So the tape was shot last September . . . that's post-op Danielle, right? I just want to make sure. I'd hate to be beating off to this thing and suddenly she flashes her cock at me. Talk about a buzzkill . . .

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